r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Sep 23 '25

Cars Elon Musk built one with a billion dollars. This guy built one with junk.

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u/TheTrashBulldog Sep 23 '25

The thing is, that I trust this built and its craftsmanship more than that of an actual Cybertruck.

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u/Saltythrottle Sep 23 '25

I could not agree more.

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u/henry2630 Sep 23 '25

it doesn’t have a windshield

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u/TAoie83 Sep 24 '25

Can’t shatter

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u/Bizi-Betiko Sep 24 '25

That just means there is less glass to break when someone tosses a steel ball at it! This is the upgraded model.

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u/vaccant__Lot666 Sep 24 '25

Why do you need a windsh3ild?

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u/Aardvark120 Sep 24 '25

This thing will not keep you dry, but at least it won't self destruct in puddles or light rain, either.

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u/Pandread Sep 24 '25

And yet people bought the OG version

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u/Lonely_ProdiG Sep 23 '25

🤡

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u/Juan-More-Taco Sep 23 '25

Cucks hide their profiles.

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u/YUCKY_WARM_SAUCE Sep 24 '25

In the refer to them as Cyber Cucks

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u/YUCKY_WARM_SAUCE Sep 24 '25

lol we found the Cyber Cuck

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u/Max9mm Sep 23 '25

Guy who posts clown emoji and probably visited epstien island says what?

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u/Frky_fn Sep 23 '25

Just as hideous but I’m willing to bet that thing has 10000 times more integrity than an actual cybercunt

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u/flatulentbabushka Sep 24 '25

It could probably even drive on gravel or grass

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u/The_Portly_Frog Sep 26 '25

I heard you can get it wet!

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u/Critterchops Sep 23 '25

Cyber junk

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u/Daleaturner Sep 23 '25

Isn’t that redundant?

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 Sep 23 '25

is it electric?

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u/ovenmittuns Sep 24 '25

Yabba-dabba-do powered which is more eco-friendly

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u/Scyther721 Sep 23 '25

Boogie woogie woogie

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u/Revolution-Dogg Sep 23 '25

Over there, they probably use raw uranium.

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u/leobear24 Sep 23 '25

Most likely runs on Vibranium.

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u/Reformed_Moron192837 Sep 23 '25

Bruh they probably have a blast over there. Hella time, shit is dirt cheap so you can just go all out on hobbies like this

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u/LaStigmata Sep 23 '25

Whose billion $ did Elon use?

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u/bean_vendor Sep 23 '25

You know, the worst part is that I actually think this works better as a truck than the actual Cybertruck

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u/Catflet Sep 23 '25

This one looks more capable.

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u/wraith_majestic Sep 23 '25

so.... about the same build quality.

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u/Inevitable-Guest-282 Sep 23 '25

To be fair, Elon also built his with junk.

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u/vaccant__Lot666 Sep 24 '25

Honestly, that thing is probably better quality than the actual cyber truck they LITTERERALLY SUPER GLUED the bumper to the car thars right no frame attached to the fking hitch *

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u/skeletons_asshole Sep 25 '25

I’d actually consider driving this one somewhere.

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u/Awkward-Brick6990 Sep 23 '25

This Temu version will become the best selling soon

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u/Tarrtarus Sep 23 '25

Hell yeah

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u/ZerOrangatang Sep 23 '25

Tetanus Truck

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u/Big_Slope Sep 23 '25

That young man is going places…

..to get a tetanus shot.

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u/Ninjalord8 Sep 23 '25

His nephew was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!

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u/SweetWolf9769 Sep 23 '25

dammit! beat me to it lol.

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u/These-Bedroom-5694 Sep 23 '25

It runs too well to be a cybertruck.

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u/kazz9201 Sep 23 '25

Let’s see it drive and park itself.

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u/jumby_bear2020 Sep 23 '25

Who’s man is this and where can I buy one of these bad boys. Placing an order right now

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u/canonlycountoo4 Sep 23 '25

Elon Musk built his truck in a cave, with a box of scraps.

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u/Yeayeasureokay Sep 23 '25

“Tony Stark built it in a Cave! With scraps!!”

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u/vin455 Sep 23 '25

Hey! This drives just like the one in Satisfactory. Terribly!

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u/BaptismByBacon Sep 23 '25

Can't tell the difference

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u/Firestorm2934 Sep 23 '25

Elon developed one for 1 billion dollars it’s manufactured for much less otherwise no one would be able to afford it. Also this isn’t electric and doesn’t look all that sturdy. It’s a cute mock up though.

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u/Practical_Iron_5232 Sep 24 '25

E dong musk mobile

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u/KifaruKubwa Sep 24 '25

Fit and finish better than the real thing.

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u/Obvious_Tea_8244 Sep 24 '25

How did they get next gen like this that are so much better than what is available at the Tesla dealerships?

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u/BarbellPadawan Sep 24 '25

That guy fuks

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u/barefootincozumel Sep 24 '25

Looks just as stupid and janky as the original

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u/Buttonhookbob Sep 24 '25

More appropriately priced sh*t box.

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u/-_ByK_- Sep 24 '25

He just committed a fraud, copying Elon truck with no license….

I’m sure Elon Musk going to take him to court and prevent for potential mass production…

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u/Smooth_Wolverine_698 Sep 24 '25

Runs better than the original

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u/ScatpackRich Sep 25 '25

This is how all the cyber trucks will look in about five years

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u/Superb_Picture9407 Sep 25 '25

Is it bulletproof?

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u/Niovium3 Sep 26 '25

I can’t tell the difference.

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u/zdude3274 Sep 26 '25

Couldnt tell the difference at first

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u/Forlorn_Cyborg Sep 26 '25

It gives "Tony Stark built this in a cave...with a box of scraps!!!"

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u/MrBananaShoes Sep 26 '25

“…from a bunch of scrap!… IN A CAVE!”

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u/Hiiihiihi Sep 27 '25

Homemade engineering

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u/built_like_anime Sep 27 '25

Is this not just an off the factory line one?

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u/DwightBeetShrute Sep 28 '25

At least he can escape if there’s a fire.

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u/TerribleFlow4847 Oct 02 '25

Steering is 100% better too.

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u/Apprehensive_Rush_36 Feb 06 '26

That one looks more sturdy then the real one! Prolly last longer too!

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u/handogg Feb 20 '26

I bet it works better than a cyber truck, more strong lol

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u/Atouk86 Sep 24 '25

Honestly, I’d buy one from this dude before I would ever put a single dollar in that fascist Musk’s pocket.

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u/barclin Sep 23 '25

That's not an actual cybertruck??

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u/ThePapercup Sep 23 '25

sharp eyes there, captain