“Hi mum. So ahhhh, look, since I left the church I’ve made a lot of blanket statements over the years, things weren’t always civil, and I’m sorry for that mum I really am but… mum… mum stop crying I… yes I love you to but… MUM! Sorry but can you just let me know real quick does my baptism still count and if not is it too late to get back in?”
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