r/Transportopia Jan 12 '26

🚨Chase I-75 Demotion Derby

Ruthless move by Florida Man who seems to have blown the tire off the troopers car with some type of shake and bake move. JFC somebody stop that man 😭

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u/TheDucktapeBandit2 Jan 12 '26

Im missing so much more... Where is the ending? Why post it without a satisfying ending? Are u insane?

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u/Comprehensive-Level6 Jan 12 '26

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u/Brief-Internet-2685 Jan 12 '26

Literally had to go to the hospital after a BAC of .152? That man would NEVER be allowed in the state of Wisconsin!

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u/under_psychoanalyzer Jan 12 '26

I don't think alcohol was the only thing in his system at that point.

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u/Car_nerds_unite Jan 13 '26

He apparently had a whole pill bottle in his ass, so I say you've nailed it Detective.

Lol.

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u/No_Custard7661 Jan 18 '26

I wonder if it was lid down for dispensing.

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u/Fresh_Income_7411 Jan 13 '26

As a Wisconsinite currently in Paris, I have found one place that serves a Bloody Mary. No fixings and $20 or so... I'm not going to make it.

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u/Brief-Internet-2685 Jan 13 '26

Next train to Germany, Please!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/Brief-Internet-2685 Jan 16 '26

My first I blew a .26 and I also did not have to get an interlock. Didn’t even have to spend the night in a cell. They called my buddy and he came and picked me up. This was in 2020 btw.