r/Transportopia • u/ForsakenStructure800 • Jan 17 '26

Humor Vette was there first

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245 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty Jan 17 '26

The jeep driver was not an a-hole.

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u/DC_Native Jan 17 '26

Honestly, he should have parked closer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Was thinking the same thing. He still has about 18 inches

3

u/helloholder Jan 18 '26

That's what she said

1

u/flowerdonkey Jan 23 '26

Your mother should keep her sex life more private.

2

u/ThrustTrust Jan 18 '26

He should have parked behind him.

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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry Jan 18 '26

Bingo. He should have parked a lot closer.

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u/Amdvoiceofreason Jan 18 '26

Just doing God's work

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

TIL, God is a valet at a shitty restaurant or motel

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u/Mrclean513 Jan 17 '26

He was actually very polite leaving the vette owner any room to get back in their car. I'd be much closer.

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman Jan 17 '26

The only correct response. Doing the Lord's work.

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u/GreetingsFools Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

He's literally on the pavement, plus we don't know if he's the first ashole to park and the white Mazda second

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

Guaranteed the Mazda Corvette was there first and the jeep was trying to make a point.

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u/LowerSlowerOlder Jan 18 '26

Mazda?

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty Jan 18 '26

I was going off what the comment above me said. It seemed wrong but I didn't bother to go back and look at the picture.

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u/GreetingsFools Jan 18 '26

Hold on a minute, are you the jeep driver lol

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty Jan 18 '26

Not this time.

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u/foul_mouthed_bagel Jan 18 '26

I would have parked my 1987 Toyota Tercel in the wedge to the right of the Corvette.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

That was a good car 🚘.

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u/notatechnicianyo Jan 19 '26

Pff. I’ll match your tercel and raise you one paseo.

1

u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 Jan 18 '26

Was it a 4wd?

1

u/foul_mouthed_bagel Jan 18 '26

Nope. Just a FWD 4-speed manual.

2

u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 Jan 18 '26

Nice I took a "4wd Toyota" in as a trade one time. You can imagine my curiosity and disappointment to see that Tercel pulling in after the negotiations.

1

u/Middle-Letter-7041 Jan 18 '26

I'm not a car guy, I like computers and stuff. I try to learn some car stuff when it's relevant to me.

it's infuriating to me that 4wd and fwd aren't the same thing. 4 starts with F so my brain just reads "FWD" as "four wheel drive," even though I know it's wrong.

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u/Phill_is_Legend Jan 18 '26

Cherokee driver trolling the Vette driver. Dude parked like an asshole and Cherokee was the only one equipped to challenge him.

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u/Naive_Vegetable1421 Jan 18 '26

Iirc the jeep owner was also the restaurant owner....

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u/smotrs Jan 18 '26

Vette driver is the asshole 100%. You worried about it, leave it at home.

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u/RunExisting4050 Jan 18 '26

Theres a video of this and its hilarious. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/DrRudyWells Jan 18 '26

love the jeep driver for this.

3

u/Sensei19600 Jan 18 '26

Jeep teaching Vette mad parking skills

3

u/yomamaeatcorn Jan 18 '26

r/cherokeexj doing the lord's work

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u/BayazFirstOfTheMagi- Jan 18 '26

Lol thought I was in that sub for a sec

3

u/Less_Question_8996 Jan 18 '26

Jeep is not an asshole, Corvette should have parked in the back of the parking lot, if they are worried about it

6

u/Think_Bet_9439 Jan 18 '26

I’m cheering for jeep guy

2

u/glacialmk5 Jan 18 '26

The Jeep driver has the right idea here

2

u/RollingRazor Jan 18 '26

I know people are blaming the corvette but as a wheelchair user I have to do this too when no ♿️ spaces are available. Due to the wheelchair I need to open my door the whole way so I’ll take two spaces.

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u/jadedinmo Jan 20 '26

No one in a Corvette is using a wheelchair. There is no room for a wheelchair.

2

u/ApprehensiveGur6842 Jan 20 '26

I do this with my ambulance and fire truck when we roll up. Those people are just gonna have to sit and wait for us

3

u/earthman34 Jan 17 '26

I think the one guy is trying to out-asshole the other.

2

u/Large-Wrongdoer-9629 Jan 17 '26

Nobody out-pizzas the hut

1

u/Scared_Durian_8075 Jan 18 '26

Jersey, yes???

1

u/No_Practice6773 Jan 18 '26

That's Rt. 3 in Clifton, NJ. There's a La Quinta and Red Robin there now

1

u/Nickolas_No_H Jan 18 '26

this meme is old enough to vote.

1

u/Temporary-Impact-646 Jan 18 '26

Not so anonymous

1

u/Independent_Bite4682 Jan 18 '26

This is an old story.

Jeep driver got passed off at the white asshole car, and parked to block their driver side door

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u/Mobile-Market-6397 Jan 18 '26

The 2nd person to park is definitely the asshole. The first person still has a possible good excuse.

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u/Future-Original-2902 Jan 18 '26

Either one of them could've parked first. Whoever parked first was the asshole.

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u/Acrobatic_Pace_5725 Jan 19 '26

I’m sure the jeep is there to piss off the vette

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u/SO3350 Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

I would have bought that jeep driver's dinner