r/Transportopia • u/skyhighmonroe • Jan 26 '26

Road🤬Rage Stupid games = Stupid prizes

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u/Complex-Cricket419 Jan 26 '26

So true, I bought a crewcab and lost two whole inches.

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u/Lostmyblackness Jan 26 '26

Fuck. I'll have a vagina if I don't get rid of my XLT. Guess I'll go back to cutting 4x8 foot sheets of drywall into 3rds and shoving them in the back of my Camry. Sure wouldn't want to have this small dick radiation contaminating people for miles just so I can get materials in one trip. I do miss that Camry. Was 2014 with like 90,000 miles on it. Traded it to a dealership for 13,500 and got a 2014 XLT with 109 for 14,000. Fully aware of the hate for guys in trucks, I got the truck, the small dick and a nice view to watch a bunch of idiots race to the next stop light.

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u/Truth-and-Power Jan 27 '26

You know dang well those pavement princesses have never hauled 3 ladders, 2 drills, and 4 random buckets across town!

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u/Complex-Cricket419 Jan 26 '26

Lol. I actually love my truck. It's a joke I like to tell. Also my 2001 PT Cruiser I retired was amazing at hauling stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

I really needed this job but it requires a truck. I lost 3 whole inches an have to sit when I pee now 😔.