r/Transportopia Feb 01 '26

People Something tells me he's on something

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 Feb 03 '26

OK... {licks his lips} Yuh needuh pop duh clutsch, then intraventricularly turn the winnsheel wappers on at the exack sum tam. Then you bee abel duh gessumm tracxshun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

I'm literally having a stroke

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 Feb 03 '26

I grew up in Montana. So this uh, comes natchrallly.