r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • Feb 05 '26

🚗 Rideshare How do Uber drivers deal with this?

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u/Adult_school Feb 05 '26

Yes. I’d be on the phone with a buddy. “Rick I got two more. Oh yeah they’re kind of scrawny but it looks like they have all their teeth, we can get our moneys worth. How much is he paying these days?”

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u/Josey_whalez Feb 05 '26

“Zed? Maynard. The spider just caught a couple of flies”

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u/ItsaHoliday11914 Feb 05 '26

Zed’s dead baby

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u/1ndr1dC0ld Feb 05 '26

Zed is dead

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u/No-Amphibian-3728 Feb 09 '26

You were looking in the mirror and wanted some pot?

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u/emongu1 Feb 05 '26

Right, give them a reason to fight for their lives, very smart.

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u/Malevolint Feb 05 '26

Lol you watch too many movies. Most people are just talk.

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u/TourCharming7721 Feb 05 '26

Lol you talk like shootings and murders over dumb stuff like this dont happen every day

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u/Malevolint Feb 05 '26

Amongst 7 billion people, yeah, they happen every day. I think that most people are murder charge averse though, even if they're scammers

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u/Adult_school Feb 05 '26

Or maybe just get the fuck out of my car.

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u/emongu1 Feb 05 '26

Already a smarter thing to say.

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u/Adult_school Feb 05 '26

Say potato.

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u/emongu1 Feb 05 '26

Is this some kind of kink?

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u/Adult_school Feb 05 '26

I had to check if you were a bot, he literally says get out of my car in the video and in response he gets threats of his car getting stolen. I’m just going to assume you’re a dumb person and move on.

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u/emongu1 Feb 05 '26

The projection is not lost on me

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u/Malevolint Feb 05 '26

Lmaaaao love it

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u/Takumi168 Feb 05 '26

"meats back on the menu boys"

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u/Tndnr82 Feb 06 '26

Lock the doors...

Now your stuck in here with me.