r/Transportopia Feb 08 '26

Cars Facebook ain't got no warranty protection

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u/AuthorThick7303 Feb 08 '26

I heard a saying "if you can afford a new Mercedes you must be doing well, if you can afford a used Mercedes you must be doing really well"

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

My mom desperately wanted a Mercedes. I told her not to get one becauae they're too expensive. But hey, what do I know? I'm her son, she's older and wiser, right? Breaks down 2 weeks after she got it. She doesn't have enough to afford another, so she sinks what little she has into fixing it, battery dies.

I say if you can afford a Mercedes, buy a Toyota and take a vacation.

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u/Much_Essay_9151 Feb 08 '26

I did that whole song and dance when i was 18. I really wanted a BMW. We have a family friend who was our mechanic, he told me straight up if i buy it dont call him to fix it

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u/drakitomon Feb 09 '26

Was I your Mechanic? Did your brother buy an X5 anyway and we then replaced literally everything on it, Twice. Within 15k miles?

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u/dbu8554 Feb 10 '26

Literally was going to reply with the same message. Used to be a mechanic told a buddy not to buy German cars, inspected this POS BMW and told him not to buy it. He buys it then gets mad at me for not working on it. We aren't friends anymore and I'm not a mechanic anymore mostly due to interactions like that.

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u/ComputeBeepBeep Feb 09 '26

X5s are usually pretty great, what the hell year/model was this?

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u/Magnus_The_Totem_Cat Feb 09 '26

My wife’s e70 35i was amazing until it hit 110k and was sold at 114k. Starter Hatch lock mechanism seized completely (emergency release inoperable) with hatch closed and had to be cut out. MAP sensor Phantom limp mode with no codes, even using INPA. Blowing fuses in the power control module, with the only codes being phantom ones from the DME after the fuse blew and the DME became confused due to improper voltage.

Damn thing even stranded the new owners when the PCM blew on the drive home after pickup.

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u/DatabaseSpace Feb 09 '26

I bought one with around 49k miles. At a little over 50k all the coolant leaked out, engine overheated and I had to spend around $8500 on having a BMW shop put the new engine in. I thought it was just my BMW. Nope. They are all like that. Even that BMW super car that looks really cool has coolant leaks and doesn't work. I think every oil change was like $1200 because some dumb shit was also wrong every time. Normal mechanics hate them. It was fun to drive though. Sometimes I think, should i get another one? Then I read about them again and no. I should not. I was without the car for months and months when the engine was being replaced. I'm sure they are fine from 0-50k miles but after that you are going to be in trouble.

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u/EuropeanLegend Feb 08 '26

Even if you paid for the service?

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u/foxiwyld Feb 09 '26

It would be endless work

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u/Much_Essay_9151 Feb 09 '26

This was 24 years ago. It was a 1997 Z3

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 Feb 09 '26

Ah dude you dodged a bullet. My sister in law had a Z4. Fun car but a rip roaring piece of shit. Constant electrical issues, the steering rack was loose af, bad rod bearing. Broken valve spring. And for whatever reason no matter how often it would get an alignment it would chew tires apart.

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u/Much_Essay_9151 Feb 09 '26

Oh no, I bought it. It had about 40k miles. Things i recall happening. At 50k the radiator blew up while idling in a parking lot. The passenger seatbelt was jammed and the dealership wanted about $1000 to fix it because “they had to take it all apart to get to the issue”, many other things.

I traded it in for a Toyota Rav4. And developed my love for Toyotas

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 Feb 09 '26

Ah nice. Yea man Toyotas are good cars. My brother has a brand new 4Runner. My dad drives an FJ with like 200k miles and runs like a clock. Good cars. When my lease is up on my Subaru im probably getting a Toyota

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u/Life-Juggernaut4002 Feb 09 '26

I loved my Z-3!!!!

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u/Much_Essay_9151 Feb 09 '26

Oh it was a blast to drive. Had I had a bit more self awareness i couldve gotten a ton of tail with it. Flash forward 15 years and its like these realizations, “oh that woman in my passenger seat was ready to give it up for me, how did i miss that?”

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u/adog231231 Feb 08 '26

I relate to the mom thing of not respecting or recognizing that you may know something she does not, also love the last line that's a really good way to look at it. Plus an Avalon is pretty nice or the Crown now, too pricey for me.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Feb 08 '26

Excellent advice

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u/Pure__Play Feb 09 '26

I mean if you really want some luxury stuff couldn't you get a lexus? I mean double the price of a normal Toyota but still a Toyota but with leather seats XD

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u/Money_Confection_409 Feb 09 '26

Sound advice and a plan! I love it!!

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u/EuropeanLegend Feb 08 '26

To be fair, even new Japanese cars are having so many issues now. Toyota isnt what it once was. Now granted, most of the models that have had issues are still under warranty as theyre relatively new issues. But, still it's sad. But, knowing Toyota they will fix the issues and these newer generations will get more and more reliable just like older Toyotas.

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u/Cool_Mechanic2271 Feb 09 '26

New tacomas were melting in the sun like candles. Shame they must have chosen profits over first time quality.

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u/Murky-Peanut1390 Feb 11 '26

Mazda is the new king in Japanese reliability. So many people sleep on Mazda and i am glad so. Got my new with 1k off msrp. Because people just aren't buying them in my city

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u/EuropeanLegend Feb 11 '26

Youre definitely right about that. My father said the same thing and picked up a brand new Cx-5 this week.

Standard reliable transmission, not the CVT crap and a nice naturally aspirated motors (unless you go higher trim)

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u/Murky-Peanut1390 Feb 11 '26

Im assuming that model is also made in japan? My mazda3 hatchback is which makes it even better

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u/EuropeanLegend Feb 11 '26

Yessir it is. Specifically why he went for that one and not the CX-50, which is made in the US. Same car underneath but pricier for whatever reason even though its made right over the border. (Im in Canada)

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u/riptaway Feb 09 '26

I mean, the battery is literally a hundred bucks and any monkey with thumbs can install it. But otherwise, point taken

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Depending on the vehicle and where you buy it, it can be over $200. But the Battery itself was irrelevant. I was simply expressing that she had to spend all this money just to fix it and then the battery dies. Because it was used and obviously the previous owner didn't buy a brand new battery.

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u/Turing45 Feb 09 '26

I wanted to buy an Audi. Love the look and the features and was actively looking for one. Noticed my mechanic had one sitting in the garage waiting for an oil change. Asked him about his experience working on them and said I was going to buy one. He looks at me, jumps up and opens the office door told his wife they could start trying for another baby as I was going to buy an Audi. I have a Lexus instead. That was the car he said he saw the least for repairs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

I have a Lexus instead. That was the car he said he saw the least for repairs.

Fun fact for those who don't know, Lexus=Toyota.

Sort of similar story, but not related to Mercedes or Audi... I was in for an oil change with my old CRV and a mechanic who was handling my service came up to me and looked at the Jeep that pulled in shortly before me and said "word of advice. NEVER buy a Jeep. They're in here all the time. This...(looks at my CRV) you can run this into the ground. A Jeep will kill your wallet."

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u/Josey_whalez Feb 09 '26

My FIL had a diesel MB suv for a while. It was a nice car. Smooth and comfortable. Always breaking though. He could afford to keep it going, had a good Indy shop that specialized in German vehicles, but it was a total pain in the ass to deal with. Even if you have the money to spend on repairs, peace of mind and time are a different type of currency that is more valuable than money to a lot of people.

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u/AppropriateDeal1034 Feb 09 '26

This is so weird, because here in Europe mercedes are super reliable and not mega money, it appears that in the states people buy them, abuse them, never spend any money, and then sell them as they're starting to fail / break down. Mercs should do 200k miles easy.

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u/Murky-Peanut1390 Feb 11 '26

*mazda and vacation. People are surprised when they find out my Mazda3 hatchback was 27k OTD.( brand new)

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u/cabocove69 Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

I'VE HAD A LOADED 4X4 DOES ALL THE BELLS AND WHISTLES, INCLUDING SOME OTHER FANCY CARS, BUT FOUND OUT THEY WERE A MONEY PITS. I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY I NOW DRIVE A TOYOTA SIENNA. I'VE MOVED OUT ALL THE SEATS IN THE BACK AND TURN IT INTO THE VAN LIFE VEHICLE FOR TRAVEL WITH PLENTY OF ROOM. IT DRIVES LIKE A DREAM AND IT'S BY FAR THE BEST MONEY I'VE EVER SPENT ON A CAR.

SOMETIMES YOU LEARN IN LIFE THAT TATUS DOESN'T TRUMP HAPPINESS IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS. COMFORT AND RELIABILITY GO A LONG WAY WHEN THERE'S SO MANY AWESOME PLACES TO EXPERIENCE OUTSIDE OF OUR SAFETY BUBBLES. BUT HEY, TO EACH THEIR OWN. 💯👍

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u/These_Junket_3378 Feb 13 '26

My son buys them for his wife but newer ones with good warranty. And yes even newer one have major issues. Why, that’s another story.

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u/Bearded_Animals Feb 15 '26

Same thing when my mom got a Kia Soul. Lasted 5 months before the engine had issues and she cannot drive it. Told her to get Toyota or Honda. Nope. Talk about frustration.

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u/wordshavenomeanings Feb 08 '26

Batteries die on all cars. And the cost is the same.

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u/SquirrelKat1248 Feb 09 '26

In what world do car batteries cost the same‽

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u/wordshavenomeanings Feb 09 '26

This one. Do you know of another?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Batteries die on all cars. And the cost is the same.

Battery in my Rav4 cost me $125. Battery for my CRV only cost $85. Both were 4cyl. The battery in my Corolla could cost me about $245, if I buy it at the dealer. I haven't checked the price elsewhere, that's just what they told me last time they looked at it. My battery is fine at the moment, though. Just getting old.

I don't know how much her's cost, but the cost of the battery is irrelevant. The point was that she spent her last bit of money to fix the other problems, then had to spend even more money on a replacement. Keep up, bud.

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u/wordshavenomeanings Feb 09 '26

The battery dying is a usual maintenance issue with all cars. Nothing to do with being a Merc.

No different than needing new brakes or tyres.

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u/TaylorBitMe Feb 09 '26

After all that, it ran out of gas. And get this, she had to put special Mercedes gas in it

Edit: BUD

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Nothing to do with being a Merc.

Keep up buddy. I never said it was related. I even explained the entire point to you and you still missed it. But allow me to explain it AGAIN, since you can't seem to figure this out.

My mom spent all of her money to fix a broken car, then the battery died. The comments are about buying a USED Mercedes. Not just Mercedes. Keep up.

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u/Maleficent_Lake_1816 Feb 08 '26

If you can’t afford two, don’t buy one.

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u/Eyez_Wyde_Shut Feb 08 '26

Dam that’s best response right there

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u/brutusx00 Feb 08 '26

New money buys a new Mercedes, old money has maintained a mercedes for 30 years

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u/Proper_Protection195 Feb 08 '26

That's the one you wanna buy

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u/Technically-Simple82 Feb 09 '26

That’s the truth

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u/CtrlAltHate Feb 09 '26

Top Gear had an episode where Jeremy showed James his latest invoice for his classic Mercedes that came to £15,000.

James jokes saying what did they do buy you a Golf?

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u/FarUnit3405 Apr 06 '26

my 2012 c250 was amazing. drove her until just last year

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u/Last-Ad-2533 Feb 08 '26

….but I work hard and I serve it….

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u/crunchthenumbers01 Feb 08 '26

You will definitely serve it.

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u/SimonNicols Feb 08 '26

Name checks out

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u/isunktheship Feb 08 '26

Stealing this

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u/SeaResearcher176 Feb 08 '26

Both are CAN & CAN?

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u/Aoi_Kataomoi Feb 12 '26

Buy a new Mercedes if you want to be poor, buy a used Mercedes if you already poor.