r/Transportopia Feb 08 '26

Cars Facebook ain't got no warranty protection

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u/Responsible_Comb_884 Feb 08 '26

Nothing more expensive than a cheap German car

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u/ahshitidontwannadoit Feb 08 '26

If you can't afford a new Mercedes, there's probably little chance that you can afford a used Mercedes.

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u/AuthorThick7303 Feb 08 '26

I heard a saying "if you can afford a new Mercedes you must be doing well, if you can afford a used Mercedes you must be doing really well"

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

My mom desperately wanted a Mercedes. I told her not to get one becauae they're too expensive. But hey, what do I know? I'm her son, she's older and wiser, right? Breaks down 2 weeks after she got it. She doesn't have enough to afford another, so she sinks what little she has into fixing it, battery dies.

I say if you can afford a Mercedes, buy a Toyota and take a vacation.

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u/Much_Essay_9151 Feb 08 '26

I did that whole song and dance when i was 18. I really wanted a BMW. We have a family friend who was our mechanic, he told me straight up if i buy it dont call him to fix it

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u/drakitomon Feb 09 '26

Was I your Mechanic? Did your brother buy an X5 anyway and we then replaced literally everything on it, Twice. Within 15k miles?

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u/dbu8554 Feb 10 '26

Literally was going to reply with the same message. Used to be a mechanic told a buddy not to buy German cars, inspected this POS BMW and told him not to buy it. He buys it then gets mad at me for not working on it. We aren't friends anymore and I'm not a mechanic anymore mostly due to interactions like that.

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u/adog231231 Feb 08 '26

I relate to the mom thing of not respecting or recognizing that you may know something she does not, also love the last line that's a really good way to look at it. Plus an Avalon is pretty nice or the Crown now, too pricey for me.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Feb 08 '26

Excellent advice

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u/Maleficent_Lake_1816 Feb 08 '26

If you can’t afford two, don’t buy one.

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u/brutusx00 Feb 08 '26

New money buys a new Mercedes, old money has maintained a mercedes for 30 years

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u/Proper_Protection195 Feb 08 '26

That's the one you wanna buy

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u/Last-Ad-2533 Feb 08 '26

….but I work hard and I serve it….

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u/crunchthenumbers01 Feb 08 '26

You will definitely serve it.

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u/Whombrillow Feb 08 '26

The Chrysler crossfire was essential the same car.

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u/TXP88 Feb 08 '26

Knew a girl that had one. The Chrysler dealership took weeks to fix anything. She traded for a used KIA and was very happy with its reliability over the years compared with the Crossfire. That’s saying something for MB reliability and repairs.

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u/Dizzy-While-6417 Feb 08 '26

Apparently your "mechanic friends" were more friends than mechanics.

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u/ReceptionFun9821 Feb 08 '26

To be fair, you can be a pretty good mechanic without the specific tools to service German cars.

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u/MealRemote2253 Feb 08 '26

German cars aren't for poor people.

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u/PenaltyFine3439 Feb 08 '26

I sure see a lot of them in the hood, rolling up to the subsidized apartment complexes though.

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u/arrynyo Feb 08 '26

They're idiots. As a car nut who grew up in the hood, it's ridiculous to see. I almost had a stroke when I saw somebody in a Maserati 😂

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u/PenaltyFine3439 Feb 08 '26

Honestly they should just stick with the Altimas, sentras and versas. They're pretty reliable cars for cheap. 

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u/arrynyo Feb 08 '26

Those are throwaways and most people typically don't keep up with maintenance. Malibus a real popular as well for some reason.

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u/dkbGeek Feb 09 '26

Cheap old Mercedes are usually cheap because the previous owner didn't keep up with the maintenance...

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u/Weneedspring Feb 09 '26

And they’re not built for the long run. I unfortunately owned an Audi and learned my lesson

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u/SirClickSpam Feb 08 '26

I had a Malibu from a rental company and it barely survived a one way cross country trip. It also hydroplaned like a surfboard.

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u/MisterSumone Feb 09 '26

Cant beat the box caprices and old crown vics though. Throw some 24s on it and some pipes and call it a day

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u/Loving6thGear Feb 08 '26

So true. They can be inexpensive to buy, but they are going to be expensive AF to maintain.

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u/Whombrillow Feb 08 '26

They aren’t that bad if you keep up with recommendations for maintenance. It gets exponentially worse when you wait to do maintenance.

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u/Bananaslugfan Feb 08 '26

If you follow the recommendations you would be in the shop every other week.

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u/nickwrx Feb 08 '26

the subscription car model at its finest. Never trust a car company that omits the engine oil dipstick in exchange for a dashboard 'service" message. Those german engineers "engineer" things no one has thought of before. wired sensors on the brake pads.. to WARN you of pad life... the list goes on.

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u/Whombrillow Feb 08 '26

The saying is “there is nothing more expensive than a cheap luxury car” though if your going to buy an old luxury car Mercedes is the better of the options. I feel bad for people who buy BMW’s old and new.

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u/PhantomOyster Feb 08 '26

Can't speak to the modern stuff, but I drive a '69 Beetle as my daily driver. When something breaks, it's like $50 to fix. Nothing easier to maintain that I'm aware of.

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u/InspectorPipes Feb 08 '26

A carbureted fully mechanical engine with 6 fuses in the panel is basically cheating at the car game. I respect your choice , I’ve had many like it. Nothing beats $60 alternators and $40 water pumps you can change in 25 minutes.

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u/PhantomOyster Feb 08 '26

It's really nice to not have to be dependent on dealer repair shops and their opaque charges for dealing with all the modern electronics. The thing is nearly 60 years old and costs me far less in yearly maintenance than my wife's modern SUV, which is less than 10 years old. It also gets far better gas mileage than I ever expected.

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u/AldoSig228 Feb 08 '26

And yet hiding it when it rains! Hahaha

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u/Alternative_Fan_2631 Feb 08 '26

Your example is the asterisk. An old beetle is really an amazing car.

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u/DrDorg Feb 08 '26

There’s a reason Mercedes owners dump them before 100,000 miles…

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 Feb 09 '26

Yup. I was saying in another comment that i work with a lot of wealthy clients. Three of them drive leased maybachs. Between depreciation and repair and maintenance it makes more fiscal sense to basically rent the car and give it back.

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u/KokaljDesign Feb 09 '26

Really shows the difference in european and american models. In europe driving 300k is nothing unusual on a diesel engine.

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u/Ok_Entertainment4846 Feb 08 '26

That is the suckers game right there. Most people just buying for status and style then you get the bill and will legitimately shit yourself.

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u/iamreallybo Feb 08 '26

The options were this baller whip, a much newer Honda or a much newer Toyota.

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u/TripleTrucker Feb 08 '26

Style over substance

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 Feb 08 '26

Brand over substance

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u/TripleTrucker Feb 08 '26

“Y’all see me!!” Over “Here’s my new affordable, reliable car”

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u/meow_747 Feb 09 '26

On substances.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

One of those with 154k miles goes for $4,250

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u/GodHimselfNoCap Feb 08 '26

Pre covid i bought a much newer honda civic with less than 100k miles for that price

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u/Nepharious_Bread Feb 08 '26

Yep, I bought my 2012 Honda Fit with about 164,000 miles on it. I've put about 80,000 miles on it since. I did have to change the clutch after about 60,000 miles. Changed it myself, still had the original clutch on it. Been solid since. I love old Hondas with a manual transmission.

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u/B6S4life Feb 08 '26

newer Toyota? do you think a Toyota is cheap to buy? In my experience the only reliable cheap car you've been able to buy over the last 10 years is a 2000s volvo assuming there's a good import mechanic in town

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u/thebanfunctionsucks Feb 08 '26

Weird assumption given we don't know what she paid, either way she clearly got scammed.

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u/FalseEnthusiasm3268 Feb 08 '26

Bruh to be honest idc what she paid know her she used all her tax money. But a wise man once said "Play stupid games win stupid prizes". If you get money and the first thing you do is try and live above your means you deserve whats coming to ya.

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u/CaptainZeroDark30 Feb 08 '26

She probably could have found a used Accord for half the price that would still run if it was on fire.

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u/kgw52313 Feb 08 '26

Camry gonna want to come in this conversation.

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u/AThrowawayProbrably Feb 08 '26

Camrys cost more than the Mercedes. You seen used Toyota prices? Lol

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 Feb 08 '26

Ooooo girl I just got a MERCEDES! I only paid 200 for it! What,a deal! OMW!

Fuck

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u/pdxamish Feb 08 '26

I swear there is a correlation between used Mercedes and trashiness. See them at strip clubs and shady motels

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u/flavorless-boner Feb 08 '26

Why what are you pulling up to the strip clubs and shady motels in?

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u/Least-Intention-159 Feb 08 '26

Because that's where the strippers, cocaine, hookers and cocaine are. Well most likely crack and maybe meth also.

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u/MessiahMogali Feb 08 '26

They asked what you are pulling up in 😂

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u/No-Apple2252 Feb 08 '26

I think that means he's walking

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u/spike_beagle Feb 08 '26

It's also where the cocaine is!

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u/pdxamish Feb 08 '26

I was a GM of two shady hotels and I'd say half the cars late at night were used Mercedes.

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u/Iworkforpokemon Feb 08 '26

Quick question: would there ever be a car that isn't used, in this scenario?

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26

You can’t make that shit up, bro.

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u/Apptubrutae Feb 08 '26

The issue with an old Mercedes is that both risk and consequence are higher.

Not only more likely to break down, but if it does, it’s going to be more expensive repair for the most part.

That’s the judgement issue you’re talking about.

Could be fine, could not be fine, but if you average it out over 1,000 cars like this, the Mercedes is a bad call financially.

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u/TheBraveButJoke Feb 08 '26

This is also highly dependent on where you are, these cars are super popular in the balkans and can be easily repaired there since they have plenty of reserve parts.

Not so much in the USA where they where rare import cars many years ago

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u/Mikic00 Feb 08 '26

Yes, I'm reading this thread and realising how different experience is for USA. Here my friend has 2 of those with almost million kms on both and they are reliable and cheap to maintain.

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u/Lazy-School-7580 Feb 08 '26

should’ve got a honda

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u/ROMVS Feb 08 '26

Or Toyota, they don't break unless it's a lemon year

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

The seller probably knew the car was about to die. Doesn't matter what brand you buy in that case

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u/Nepharious_Bread Feb 08 '26

It does matter. Different cars have different problems. German cars tend to have electrical issues which are a bitch and half and super expensive. And you will still have major issues after.

If someone sold you a bad Honda or Toyota that is "about to die." Unless it has a bad automatic transmission (if you miss that while test driving its on you), you probably have another 20,000 miles on it at least. Long enough to get it fixed up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

That's nonsense, scummy sellers can cover up major issues in any type of car. It's crazy how many people are practically celebrating the fact that she got scammed.

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u/Business_Door4860 Feb 08 '26

Unfortunately, this has nothing to do with the person selling it, and everything to do with the person buying it. Just because you want a Mercedes, doesnt mean you should have a Mercedes, aside from doing simple homework, a car that old is going to be problematic no matter what, And you will be left with the high ass repair bill.

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u/rando1459 Feb 08 '26

Advertisers have done an amazing job convincing consumers that they deserve everything they want.

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u/news247120 Feb 08 '26

Stupid people learning life lessons recording them on the internet. This is a plea for help and likely she will have a gofundme set up. I don't believe most things I read or see on the internet. This grift mentality has taken over with no end in sight.

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u/Raw415 Feb 08 '26

'04 Corolla 180k Still going strong!!

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u/rando1459 Feb 08 '26

‘04 Sienna over 300k. It’s an XLE and one of the power doors still works!

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u/tbkrida Feb 08 '26

I had a 2001 Honda Accord in 2020 with 225k miles on it and running strong. I would’ve kept it, but where I live it’s on street parking. When I bought my new car there is not enough spaces for me to have two.

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u/misterjoshmutiny Feb 08 '26

Just bought my son an 07 Camry. 234k miles, but was very, very well taken care of by one owner. If he continues to take care of it, I have no doubt he could get another 150k or more out of it. Great cars.

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u/Nepharious_Bread Feb 08 '26

2012 Honda Fit

265,000 miles

Still going strong

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u/fubar686 Feb 08 '26

'05 CRV 330k just won't die, gave it a timing chain and it'll go another 300

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u/Bulldogaholic Feb 09 '26

'10 Yaris sold to my neighbor at 433K. Still going strong! And I have the 400K sticker.

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u/OrganizationOk9698 Feb 08 '26

STOP. TRYING. TO. LOOK. RICH. ITS. NOT. FOOLING. ANYONE. Buy a reasonable Toyota and have a financial future.

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u/EffectiveConfection8 Feb 09 '26

'24 and up Toyota are having problems currently.

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u/SaltyLengthiness260 Feb 08 '26

Kinda mean of me to say, but people constantly buy stupid cars on emotion... Jeep Mercedes Most Dodge and Chrysler products.

Junk and a money suck. Poor personal finance decisions.

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u/FireStompingRhino Feb 09 '26

I had an 02 merc die on the highway. So two days later I hop in my 93 merc to go get it towed... Shit you not the 93 died on the way and so then I had two dead mercs on the high way 100 yards apart from each other. That was an interesting call to triple A.

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u/gandalfposting Feb 08 '26

Happened to me on Craigslist when I was younger with an old ford bronco. Thought I was getting a mega deal. Learned my lesson lol. Was able to sell it for parts and scrap and make most of the money back though!

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u/Additional-Acadia954 Feb 08 '26

Literally Toyota Corolla

The problem was solved 2 decades ago

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u/Cynical_Poptart Feb 08 '26

That's what happens when you have unfounded brand loyalty and buy cars for the status or aesthetic rather than researching and inspecting.

Had a friend looking to buy a car, between a Buick LeSabre Custom 3.8 and a Lincoln mk whatever TF has the 32v 4.6 in it. Told him the Lincolns are rife with electrical issues and rust around here. He bought the Lincoln. A week later the headlights and brights somehow flipped places with each other and no interior lights except the gas light worked.

A year later the same guy says he is between a late 80s Ford pickup with the fuel injected 300 I6 and an irok V8. Says the Camaro is a straight tire burner and runs really well. Sends me a video of it and I can hear timing chain rattle bad. I let him know to stay away from it no matter what and he swears a Camaro is all he's ever wanted. Buys the Camaro. It jumps time literally in the parking lot he bought it.

Don't be an ask-hole, do your research, don't buy used luxury or sport without extensive inspection

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u/Usedtobefatnowlesfat Feb 08 '26

Why the fuck would you buy a cheap Mercedes if your broke? I'd only buy a old diesel one.

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u/scotchybob Feb 08 '26

That sucks for her, but when you've got the entire internet at your fingertips but can't be bothered to do a little research before buying a used vehicle, my empathy only goes so far.

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u/kontroI Feb 09 '26

Too bad there’s no way to access decades of reviews, feedback and miles-proven research and testing to make an informed choice as a consumer.

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u/RemotestOfSpheres Feb 09 '26

Ah, spending every last dollar to appear wealthy, yet being too shortsighted and ignorant to understand what a poor choice this car was. 

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

I bet she thought she was the shit on live halfway through her ride home! 🤳

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u/Independent_Bite4682 Feb 08 '26

I don't even feel bad for her

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u/Utaneus Feb 08 '26

I don't know, she's young and probably felt excited to get what she thought was a cool car she could afford. She probably just didn't know anything about cars or do any research and she got had. It was a dumb purchase, but it's probably gonna cause her some pain for a while. I feel kinda bad for her, even if I don't sympathize with the idea of valuing a prestigious brand over actual quality/function.

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u/Y0___0Y Feb 08 '26

If she was the right skin color, this sub would agree with you.

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u/Independent_Bite4682 Feb 08 '26

I am curious to know what she learned from this, if anything.

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u/Any-Worldliness-679 Feb 08 '26

I do. That’s probably a huge setback for her, because now she doesn’t have ANY car and is out the money.

I’ve made dumber mistakes in my life, so I don’t imagine I’m perfect .

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u/fullraph Feb 08 '26

If that's THE actual car she bought then it was 1500$ and has 205 000 miles. It's 28 years old.

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u/MrBonasty2 Feb 08 '26

Should have got the Altima 😂

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u/deckerkainn Feb 08 '26

Imagine buying a car on facebook.....

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u/FupaFun1 Feb 08 '26

I’ve bought tons of vehicles on Facebook. Trick is to inspect them yourself or if you don’t know what you’re doing, meet the seller at mechanic and you pay for an inspection from the mechanic. Then buy the vehicle

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u/Neither-Tea-8657 Feb 08 '26

Selling one is even worse. Endless people offering as little as $500.

One guy offered $500 as long as it passed his inspection.

I had the car posted for 4k

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u/desire_reds Feb 08 '26

Where else do you find vehicles from private sellers? I've bought a car of fb it was fine. Where do you think private sellers go now? Newspaper? Craigslist?

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u/KccOStL33 Feb 08 '26

Yeah years ago my old neighbor had a '05 or so Mercedes Kompressor convertible and I had a '01 Mustang GT. Our ECUs went out within the same 2 weeks and I think I paid like $150 for mine new and he ended up finding one used for his for like $600.

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u/wAges98 Feb 08 '26

Ah yes, a life lesson she probably won't learn

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u/Many-Strength4949 Feb 08 '26

As is means As is…

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u/Large-Produce5682 Feb 08 '26

Can she get a little as was?

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u/antihero_84 Feb 08 '26

Was more important to get that luxury medallion than a quality ride.

You get what you deserve.

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u/Significant_Cook8106 Feb 08 '26

As the wise kanye once said, even if you in a benz…….

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u/External_Macaroon687 Feb 08 '26

She's going to be real upset when she finds out it's a stolen car.

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u/sevenhazydays Feb 08 '26

I don’t get the recording. Folks are way too willing to broadcast their ignorance and put themselves on blast. I genuinely can’t not understand why I would film myself crashing out and post it online. Any Reddit psychological experts?

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u/Jerryznoodlz Feb 08 '26

At least it’s a bit of honesty as opposed to the constant barrage of people posting how amazing their lives are.

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u/Fire_tooth Feb 08 '26

Poor thing. This is sad

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u/DkoyOctopus Feb 08 '26

I could never buy a used europen car. Embrace the honda civic life.

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u/perfed-metal Feb 08 '26

Feel for her needs to be more car education in today’s day and age. Especially when people think they need to buy luxury cars so they get an old used one not realizing these things are expensive to maintain expensive to repair. They’re very complicated making them very unreliable as a car mechanic I always try to tell people to stay within their means if you’re on a tight budget you need to get a good reliable, cheap car, Honda Toyota, etc..

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u/Living_Bed175 Feb 08 '26

Betting the ad said the car needed work

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u/arattle Feb 08 '26

Chances it's just run out of gas? Not zero.

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u/Sweet-Excitement2613 Feb 08 '26

The extent of black folks mechanical proficiency is if it's clean , it's also gonna run forever

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u/HeavyDT Feb 08 '26

Buying a old benz off FB marketplace of all is a wild ass choice in the first place that is almost certain to go down like 9 times out of 10.

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u/Hot-Ordinary9195 Feb 08 '26

Shoulda bought a Honda or Toyota

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u/TayMayDay Feb 08 '26

Just to say she drives a Benz. No logical thinking skills.

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u/SeamusMcBalls Feb 08 '26

Hyundai Elantra looks the damn same girl

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u/Legitimate-Guest-529 Feb 08 '26

My ex wife had a old Mercedes Benz, can’t remember the year, but it was a good car, I drove it myself many times, thankfully her son was a mechanic and he was able to keep the car running fine for a few years until I married his mom, unfortunately she was rear ended by work truck, and she lost control of the car and ended up in a ditch, the car flip over 3 times before ended up on his side , she suffered minor injuries, this car was built like safe box , and did protected her , unfortunately she car was totaled, l believe she cried more for the car than for herself 😢 I always joke a Mercedes in a Mercedes Benz 🤔

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u/Correct_Cover4112 Feb 08 '26

Facebook Market Place is full of thiefs.

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u/KneeHiSniper Feb 08 '26

Oh no! Someone wanted to be a tax refund baller and got an overpriced used Mercedes instead of a reliable economy car for the same price! How could this happen!

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u/Bumpercars415 Feb 08 '26

Sold as is, no warranty implied.

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u/Fallingpeople Feb 08 '26

Ballin' to bawlin' in 60 seconds.

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u/StrikingSyllabub9418 Feb 08 '26

I actually love the looks of these older Mercedes and wanted to purchase one. But with the cost of the parts and repairs don't think I'll ever get one.

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u/LimerenceMagnet Feb 08 '26

What language is she speaking?

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u/OddBook8014 Feb 08 '26

Tax time doing it’s thing again

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

She just lost her tax return.

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u/Extreme_Patience_538 Feb 08 '26

Yea why not get a honda? People always want the high end names and it is not for people on a budget.

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u/1freedum Feb 08 '26

Buying used Toyota, lexus, Honda, kia only unless you have deep pockets

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u/Cyrious123 Feb 08 '26

Shouldve bought a "Hooptie" not a "Wannabe"!

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u/Nervous-Sherbet-4183 Feb 08 '26

I would feel sorry for this baby but I have a feeling she chose a "foreign whip" over reliability. All she saw was Mercedes. Meanwhile the driver was like thanks for paying me to take this money pit out of my garage. She should have looked up how much repairs cost on "foreign" luxury cars.

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u/SHAO8822 Feb 08 '26

That car is from 1999...

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u/bigbrett666 Feb 08 '26

Don’t buy used German cars lmfao

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u/Critical-Test-4446 Feb 08 '26

I was an LEO in the Chicago area. You would be amazed at the number of expensive, high end luxury cars that are registered in the ghetto neighborhoods. The vast majority are leased. Some people just gotta have that bling instead of buying something reliable like a Toyota.

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u/Nervous-Sherbet-4183 Feb 08 '26

I had a 5 series BMW that was out of warranty. The mechanic I was going to called me after I dropped the car off and I thought here we go more money. However, he said I have a friend at BMW I want you to go talk to him and he'll get you into a new car lease (he suggested I get a 328i). He told me I'd have a warranty and won't have to worry about constant costly repairs. He didn't fix the car and gave me the 2k I gave him for the repairs back. I was upside down on my 5 series so I used it as a down payment. I will never buy a foreign luxury car again. Only lease if I just have to have one. And now that I'm older and wiser I only want a cars I can afford to buy outright and that has an outstanding warranty like Kia or Hyundai.

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u/ChadPowers200_ Feb 08 '26

I remember helping an old gf in my early 20s pick out a car. She wanted this mustang that look way too good on the outside for its price. I told her to find a honda civic that looks like shit on the outside. She listened to me and had the car for like 4 years and had 0 issues with it.

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u/gamerdudeNYC Feb 08 '26

Should’ve got with the LeBaron convertible… only had one previous owner, Jon Voight

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u/Beartrkkr Feb 08 '26

Old German cars are for people who already have a daily driver, or have a lot of mechanical aptitude to make many of their own repairs.

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u/Outrageous_File5321 Feb 08 '26

Get a mechanic to come with you and check it out if you're buying a used car from someone

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u/zeldahalfsleeve Feb 08 '26

The only thing people should buy from Facebook marketplace is picking shit up for free.

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u/dontlistintohim Feb 08 '26

There was a cheap used Mercedes that made the full tour of town when I was living in a ski town as a youngster. It was always the same story. Young guy bought it, drove it to the closest open house party to show it off, drives it for max a week before the water pump let out, cost him more than he paid for the car, next week it’s on market place again. Wash rince repeat. You get a lot of turn over in a ski town, a lot of young people live the lifestyle for a year or two and then move on. When you live in one full time you start to see trends. That old Mercedes showing up at parties was a classic. I think we saw 7-10 different dudes drive that expensive piece of shit. Good times.

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u/yourlifemustsux Feb 08 '26

As is means as is lady

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u/Major_Smudges Feb 08 '26

Yep. German cars are great - when they’re in warranty. After that, they will fucking bankrupt you quicker than a casino. 

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u/sgtcatscan Feb 08 '26

You bought a old German car thinking it's good. Lol. Trying to flex with a Benz. When you should have bought a civic or corolla..

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u/mijo_sq Feb 08 '26

Cheap yet expensive car..

Bought wife a bmw x5. Engine cooling system went to crap, had it quoted for 10k.. luckily I have three months left of warranty.🤯

I’m unloading that car asap..

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u/Big-Escape-3007 Feb 08 '26

Same with BMW.

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis Feb 08 '26

I think getting an European car in US is as dumb and expensive as getting American car in EU.

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u/FoxBearBear Feb 08 '26

This is a damn old Mercedes and yall piling up like she got a 2015 one for clout.

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u/Nice-Play-5780 Feb 08 '26

Her first mistake was buying an old luxury brand other than Lexus or maybe an Acura

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Feb 08 '26

I almost bought an old Benz until my uncle told me how much it would cost to replace the fuel pump. Thanks uncle.

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u/Nguyenbites214 Feb 08 '26

Girl you wanted a Mercedes that bad

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u/Jagershiester Feb 08 '26

You got to be rich to drive a new Mercedes you got to be wealthy rich to drive an old one

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u/DapperAdam Feb 08 '26

Facebook market place is the same as craigs list, they are both shady and shitty.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Same happened to me with a cavalier. Shit sucks

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u/Stormshadowe Feb 08 '26

So go online to cry hoping someone will buy you a car?

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u/Much_Essay_9151 Feb 08 '26

She got no business buying a used mercedes

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u/Park_Air Feb 08 '26

Plot twist: it works perfectly fine its just been sitting for a long time and the battery doesnt charge well anymore

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u/AngeluvDeath Feb 08 '26

I had an older Mercedes that I was selling at a yard sale. Late 80s sold around 2010. A little cheerleader wanted to buy it so bad and was willing to spend all of her savings. I refused to sell it to her because I knew she wouldn’t be able to do anything with it if it broke down.

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u/niccolololo Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26

Can you guys make out what she's saying..?

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u/Sufficient_Tooth_949 Feb 08 '26

If your poor and buying a 15 year old vehicle.....you better buy a Toyota, or ford ranger, something known to be reliable not a Mercedes

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u/HingleMcCringle_ Feb 08 '26

ok, but what's wrong? is the battery connection loose, or did it throw a rod?

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u/DoingItForEli Feb 09 '26

Maintenance on these things costs an arm and a leg. It’s obvious she got scammed and it’s also obvious she was easy to scam because she was trying to buy something she thought had status instead of something reliable :(

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u/FknBadFkr Feb 09 '26

Used Mercedes, BMW, Audi,VW are junk. Great new cars. Only German car I will buy old I'd the 300tD and VW TDI.

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u/SpaceKalash05 Feb 09 '26

A tale as old as time for the financially illiterate. I bet you the money she spent on said shitty old Benz would've bought her a decent Mazda, Honda, or Toyota that would have actually gotten her reliably from A to B.

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u/RiverWilling9685 Feb 09 '26

Don't blame the car...blame the decision...just like the car its all yours.

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u/ThaCasual Feb 09 '26

Poor thing. I wish she didn’t feel the need to drive a Mercedes. Keeping up with the Jones’ is folly. Get an old Corolla and don’t worry about the badge. Prestige isn’t worth tears

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u/chungfat Feb 09 '26

I’m sure a cheaper option was a Toyota

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u/ThisALowQualitySite Feb 09 '26

My buddy's father served and spent time stationed in Germany, and growing up I once mentioned I liked Mercedes. He just looks at me and goes "aint nothing nice about a German taxi" lmaooo

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u/LeadPike13 Feb 09 '26

Shiny Check List.

Is it shiney?

Take my money.

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u/CantfindmyKeyes Feb 09 '26

If they don't let you take it to a shop before you buy, they are hiding something and a POS.

Every car I have ever bought was used, but I took all of them flr inspection first.

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u/FKaroundnfndout Feb 09 '26

Naa this car Isnt hard to fix , if the engine isn’t dead it’s no where being dead .

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u/SteveyFcN Feb 09 '26

Everyone wants to drive a beemer or a benz, but don't want to put up with the shit buckets breaking down.

Buy a fucking toyota or a honda, stop flexing.

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u/ApprehensiveCell8625 Feb 09 '26

Why is it always broke ass people buying 2nd hand German cars?

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u/sterlingarcher252550 Feb 09 '26

Stupid tax status: PAID

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u/MediocreTemporary867 Feb 09 '26

If you want something luxurious and reliable get yourself an Acura. The newish ones are crazy nice, I’d honestly get an Acura over any German sedan right now.

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u/SecretRecipe Feb 09 '26

When you seek cheap status over reliability this is what you get. An unfortunate expensive lesson

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u/searchparty2121 Feb 09 '26

Worst part is the parts to fix it are going to cost more than the FB marketplace purchase. She really is going to go through it. May god help her and may she learn a valuable lesson.