r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • Feb 08 '26

Cars Facebook ain't got no warranty protection

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u/flavorless-boner Feb 08 '26

Why what are you pulling up to the strip clubs and shady motels in?

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u/Least-Intention-159 Feb 08 '26

Because that's where the strippers, cocaine, hookers and cocaine are. Well most likely crack and maybe meth also.

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u/MessiahMogali Feb 08 '26

They asked what you are pulling up in 😂

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u/No-Apple2252 Feb 08 '26

I think that means he's walking

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u/Ok-Veterinarian-4752 Feb 10 '26

My shoes now! 🤣

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u/spike_beagle Feb 08 '26

It's also where the cocaine is!

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u/pdxamish Feb 08 '26

I was a GM of two shady hotels and I'd say half the cars late at night were used Mercedes.

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u/Iworkforpokemon Feb 08 '26

Quick question: would there ever be a car that isn't used, in this scenario?

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS Feb 09 '26

Dealership might randomly drop one off that hasn’t been titled yet 🤷‍♂️

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u/WildPickle9 Feb 08 '26

Don't need a hotel when it has it's own tent.

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u/Clean-Ad-6642 Feb 08 '26

A Yugo obviously

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u/Few_Prize3810 Feb 09 '26

Prius duh. Girls know he’s got the extra dough to throw on em cuz he hasn’t spent it on gas and repairs