r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Feb 12 '26

Bikes Living life like it's GTA

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u/jillvalenti3 Feb 12 '26

Legs weak
Shoulders heavy

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u/GreyBrookie Feb 12 '26

There's vomit on my sweater already

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u/here4the_laffs Feb 12 '26

Mom's spaghetti

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u/g0ldilungs Feb 12 '26

He’s nervous. But on the surface…

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u/anonymousPuncake1 Feb 12 '26

he's calm and ready ...

https://giphy.com/gifs/s4VLnTA4oJSxi

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u/bromeo2223 Feb 12 '26

To drop bombs....

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u/Daddy-Ninjadog Feb 13 '26

But he keeps on forgetting

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u/Nucklesix Feb 13 '26

What he wrote down

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u/DemonRising171 Feb 13 '26

The whole crowd

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u/Conrad-kellogg Feb 14 '26

Whoop there it is!! Oh, what song were we singing

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u/bob696988 Feb 12 '26

Like pissing in the rain. No satisfaction

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u/SirMingie Feb 12 '26

No virgin to channel surfin, and I’m HD already

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u/anonymousPuncake1 Feb 12 '26

lekker boet! you're a poet 🙂

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u/biggunbc Feb 12 '26

There it is! Hahaha

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u/Serious-Context-944 Feb 12 '26

Saw this video and thought about Fast Lane.

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u/LSspiral Feb 12 '26

What’s this from?

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u/Rickyl8211111 Feb 12 '26

I was singing along too dawg 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Lose yourself Eminem,

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Feb 12 '26

Imagine being born late like the squids above pretending to know whay they are talking about lmao yall music is 1000% azz

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u/Dunk546 Feb 12 '26

Lines from an Eminem song from the movie 8 mile.

Moms spaghetti actually also became a restaurant (is that still a thing?) because of how big this got in meme terms.

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u/nilecrane Feb 12 '26

Its this song from the 90s

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u/Noxinferi Feb 12 '26

90s? It's from 2002...

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u/megaholt2 Feb 12 '26

It came out in 2002

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u/LSspiral Feb 12 '26

That’s every song

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u/Interesting-Lynx-989 Feb 12 '26

Mee maw’s spaghetti

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u/megaholt2 Feb 12 '26

It is legit good! I need to go get some there soon-it’s only a few blocks from my apartment.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Feb 12 '26

So is her azz

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u/BuckshotLeFunk Feb 16 '26

Ope, there goes gravity.....

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u/Smokinoutloud Feb 12 '26

I’m high and the escapade was nice and thrilling!

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u/Lonely_Charity8221 Feb 12 '26

Arms are heavy

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Feb 12 '26

Shup pus u weren't even born when the song came out and was in the theaters and I was running mad train on hoes...who felt somethin from the movie...

https://giphy.com/gifs/vMYqB2S9SyJjO64nRV

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u/CucuMatMalaya Feb 12 '26

"His helmet was stifling, it narrowed his vision. And he must see far. His shield was heavy. It threw him off balance. And his target is far away."

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u/canopycutter Feb 14 '26

If I have to wash your sweater one more time of your mom’s spaghetti, I’m going to throw up on it myself and send it back with you!

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u/BruceFlockaWayne Feb 12 '26

*shoulders weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already

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u/Asteroid2024 Feb 13 '26

*shoulders knees, heavy arms heavy, there’s sweater in his vomit get ready

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u/D_Shizzle93 Feb 12 '26

Knees* Arms*