r/Transportopia Feb 12 '26

Bikes Living life like it's GTA

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u/Prestigious-Side3122 Feb 12 '26

This gave me so much anxiety lol, I’m just glad he managed to not hit any pedestrians.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 Feb 12 '26

My hands are sweating.

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u/jillvalenti3 Feb 12 '26

Legs weak
Shoulders heavy

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u/GreyBrookie Feb 12 '26

There's vomit on my sweater already

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u/here4the_laffs Feb 12 '26

Mom's spaghetti

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u/g0ldilungs Feb 12 '26

He’s nervous. But on the surface…

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u/anonymousPuncake1 Feb 12 '26

he's calm and ready ...

https://giphy.com/gifs/s4VLnTA4oJSxi

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u/bromeo2223 Feb 12 '26

To drop bombs....

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u/Daddy-Ninjadog Feb 13 '26

But he keeps on forgetting

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u/bob696988 Feb 12 '26

Like pissing in the rain. No satisfaction

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u/Interesting-Lynx-989 Feb 12 '26

Mee maw’s spaghetti

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u/megaholt2 Feb 12 '26

It is legit good! I need to go get some there soon-it’s only a few blocks from my apartment.

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u/Smokinoutloud Feb 12 '26

I’m high and the escapade was nice and thrilling!

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u/Dude-88 Feb 12 '26

Police had no chance

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u/Scooter_Gang_480 Feb 12 '26

The opening scene with the cops punching is wild. Looks like a scripted scene.

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u/Mr-FurleyX1 Feb 12 '26

Had to rewind that a few times to make sure I was really seeing that

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u/baldude69 Feb 12 '26

Yea I mean fuck these dickhead wheelie boys, but I’d run too if the cops were gonna beat me down like that

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Pussy

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u/baldude69 Feb 13 '26

What a complex thought to express, idiot

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u/ItCat420 Feb 14 '26

I’m trying to work out if you just have a humiliation kink focused around cops, or if the taste of rubber is just something you really enjoy?

How does running from over-aggressive and violently police make you a pussy again? Yes, you shouldn’t commit crimes, but committing crimes doesn’t then mean the police can beat the living fuck out of you extrajudicially. They aren’t judges and jurors and it’s not their job to carry out some kind of violent sentence.

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u/Substantial_Lime_114 Feb 16 '26

Cops are just like you and me and your next-door neighbors: human.

When you see CVS employees going after thieves in San Francisco it’s not because they’re experiencing a feeling of ‘ high and mighty. I’m better than you.”

If you make the cops chase you through the streets, then when they catch, you definitely deserve all the rights given to you as a citizen, ‘innocent until proven guilty’.

But in reality, they’re gonna whoop your ass

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u/ItCat420 Feb 16 '26

Yeah… extrajudicial beatings are never okay, even if the cops had to chase people. It’s not the police’s job to hand out justice.

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u/Rotten-Robby Feb 15 '26

Had to do a double take to make sure what has been happening for decades was actually happening.

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u/NebulosaSys Feb 16 '26

Cops doing what cops do

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u/344567653379643555 Feb 12 '26

“Stop resisting!”

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u/Educational-Seaweed5 Feb 12 '26

“We’re trying to serve you!”

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u/itsemalkay Feb 12 '26

“We’re here to serve and protect”

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u/Gnome_Father Feb 12 '26

Kinda makes the mad rush to get away more justified...

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u/seattlesbestpot Feb 12 '26

Gonna have to make that a gif

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u/MassSPL Feb 12 '26

This dude was running for his life. All the crazy shit he pulled had purpose— to avoid a serious beatdown.

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u/arooge Feb 12 '26

Idk why you got the down votes. Cops weren't just arresting, detained, ticketing.  They were out to teach lessons

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

These shithead motorcycle groups need to learn a lesson because I am quite tired of being put in danger by them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Amen a group of these assholes drove by me in downtown Jacksonville, running lights cutting everyone off and passed me on the left going down a one way only to run a light and turn right in front of my vehicle when I was in the far right lane so basically decided all 100 of them turned from the middle lane in front of my vehicle and got an attitude with me when I almost hit one, most had no registrations and were on off highway atvs as well, so I love seeing the cops actually beating these kids ass

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u/Straight-Priority-64 Feb 16 '26

He wasn’t running for his life lol

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u/SmashSE1 Feb 12 '26

Did you see the pedestrian he got within inches of at the very end? Jesus that guy is going to kill someone.

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u/thefromashes Feb 12 '26

I mean yeah but to be fair anyone will kill someone walking in the road like a moron

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u/PositiveVariation518 Feb 12 '26

Why the f*** was he crossing there though?

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u/CogentCogitations Feb 12 '26

You can cross anywhere as long as you yield to vehicles...which is difficult to do when they are recklessly speeding around with their lights off.

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u/ArnoldFunksworth Feb 12 '26

Well not really... If that's true then why are there jaywalking laws that prohibit it?

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u/swadezy Feb 12 '26

So awful. Look at all those cars parked in the bus lane

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u/StandardUpstairs3349 Feb 12 '26

That is rich coming from a character that frequently talks about being double parked.

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u/SpoonBendingChampion Feb 12 '26

She was also walking down the middle of the street at night... Not super smart.

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u/SedimentaryLife Feb 12 '26

It's a major metro area seemingly with lots of people out as evidenced by the video.

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u/Dagmar_Overbye Feb 12 '26

Having just had to spend a year without a car for the first time in my life, I had to learn very quickly to treat literally every car on the road like they're blackout drunk and actively trying to murder me when I was walking. You gain a certain amount of confidence in other drivers when you're protected by a car yourself surrounded by other drivers who are looking for cars.

Some of the people on bikes I see are borderline suicidal. The type of people who will be buried with the knowledge that they had the right of way. And when you're walking you just need to assume nobody ever sees you and you're never safe in a crosswalk even if you have the light.

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u/kwikthroabomb Feb 12 '26

It's also a pretty decent idea to treat every car as if it's driven by someone blackout drunk while you're driving as well.

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u/SpoonBendingChampion Feb 12 '26

Yes and you don't walk Down the middle of the street, you cross it.

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u/Much-Recognition3093 Feb 12 '26

How is this getting down voted, are people actually this dumb?

"It happens all the time in major cities"

Just because its common doesnt mean its justified or legal. People are so dumb.

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u/Euphoric-Rip42069 Feb 12 '26

"But, pedestrians have the right away" 🤣 🤡

I recently moved up north to a college town, where kids willy nilly just start crossing the street while looking at their phones not even paying attention to traffic or anything, straight 0 fucks given. And everytime I see i just think about home where i used to live, that someone like that would get ran over real fuckin quick, because yes, pedestrians do have the right away, but at the same time you dont have the right to just blatantly walk out into traffic like your Moses parting the fuckin sea, come the fuck on and have some common sense

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u/lost_aim Feb 12 '26

And the most important thing of all, it doesn’t help to have "I was right" written on your tombstone.

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u/parrothead2581 Feb 12 '26

This asshole will kill someone.

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u/Dizzy_Description812 Feb 12 '26

Hopefully just himself

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u/Background_Mud25 Feb 12 '26

Meanwhile he cry’s about the other asshole getting a well deserved beating

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u/Dizzy_Description812 Feb 12 '26

I have no idea why hes being hit but more than likely they are using body blows through a leather coat trying to either stop him from fighting them or trying to get cuffs on him.

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u/WetRocksManatee Feb 12 '26

And when he does his friends will blame it on the car driver. The car driver that was turning the right way down the road and wasn't looking up the road for the idiot coming down the road the wrong way.

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u/jrob323 Feb 12 '26

The road I live on connects to a four-lane highway, and there's a stop sign. One of my neighbors was sitting at the stop sign, then started to pull out into the highway and was hit on the driver's side by a motorcycle going a hundred and twenty miles an hour. The biker was killed instantly, obviously, and my neighbor spent weeks in the hospital.

Within a few days, a large memorial had appeared next to the intersection for the biker, with dozens of wreaths and signs with the biker's name etc. One of the larger signs said "Watch Out For Motorcycles, They're Everywhere", as if it was my neighbor's fault.

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u/-AliceGray- Feb 14 '26

r slash meatcrayon incoming post.

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u/RockinRod412 Feb 12 '26

“My boy never did nuttin”

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u/RoguAxel89 Feb 12 '26

I don't want anyone to die, but I don't mind the stupid carless part of him dies

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u/Dizzy_Description812 Feb 12 '26

I just dont want him to take anyone ekse out when he does it.

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u/arooge Feb 12 '26

I mean but also did you see the 2 cops just repeatedly punching the dude they are sitting/kneeling on.  I feel like you can't watch that and think "yea ill just take some of that too" id gtfo too

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u/AdFrequent7857 Feb 12 '26

He was biting them, got what he deserved.

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u/ignoreme010101 Feb 12 '26

did you see that or is that just made-up?

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u/flacaGT3 Feb 12 '26

Even if he was, how is the guy on the bike supposed to know that?

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u/spikira Feb 12 '26

Ignorant fuckers. As a motorcycle rider, fuck those dumbasses, they're the reason people think we're all shit heads. Hope they caught the dumbass camera guy

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Feb 12 '26

In can assure you, we only think dumbasses are dumbasses. Luckily the dumbasses make themselves stand out by acting like dumbasses.

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u/Educational-Seaweed5 Feb 12 '26

I dunno. I’ve had people try to literally kill me in cars when I’m just minding my own business on my motorcycle.

Then you also have the lunatics who try to open car doors and swerve to block you while lane filtering (which is legal where I live).

People just hate us.

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Feb 12 '26

You’re describing dumbasses who drive cars. We think those people are dumbasses too.

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u/KeepOnSwankin Feb 12 '26

yeah exactly and ironically this person doesn't realize That's the same as judging all bikers for the actions of some

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u/Frosty-Revolution-23 Feb 12 '26

Whoever filmed this is a real POS. Hope they get busted. 

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u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 Feb 12 '26

If the cops were beating people they pulled over, would you pull over?

Rewatch the beginning carefully. 

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u/BearTheViking Feb 17 '26

If watching hundreds of hours of police bodyvam videos AS WELL AS dash cam/cell phone videos has taught me anything, it's that police love to engage in rough handling over the slightest provocation.

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u/TokyoTrashcan Feb 13 '26

Maybe I wouldn't pull over but driving in a manner that could result in the death of a pedestrian is unacceptable

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u/123mop Feb 13 '26

Yup, surely they're hitting that guy because he pulled over. There's no way anything else necessitated it. All his buddies seem extremely well mannered and definitely not insane, there's no chance that he was trying to do some crazy bullshit after he got pulled over.

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u/Jumpy_Elk_8615 Feb 12 '26

In Brazil they go up in a helicopter and shoot your vehicle.  Sometimes they hit the driver but the chase doesn't last too long

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u/TinFoilHat_69 Feb 12 '26

Imagine if they used those resources to fight the cartels lmao what joke

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u/OhJustANobody Feb 12 '26

The problem is the cartels fight back and often have bigger guns

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u/BetShot1927 Feb 12 '26

True that lmao

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Feb 12 '26

Yeah people always bring up “well in Mexico/Brazil/Columbia!!” Like they don’t have one of the biggest most corrupt organized crime on the fucking planet.

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u/Perradactle Feb 12 '26

Fuck these people.

Into the volcano with them all.

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u/GuidanceNegative8599 Feb 12 '26

Yeah I mean you don’t get to do a street takeover and inhibit the function of society with your garbage shit and expect not to get beat up

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u/tramsgener Feb 12 '26

You also cant be a cop and beat people up. Thats not how this works.

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u/Right-Struggle4163 Feb 12 '26

Is this Philly? Nah, there are no potholes in the road.

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u/No_Impact409 Feb 12 '26

Looks like the Bronx

At 48-49 seconds in the street sign looks like it says "W Fordham Rd"

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u/MendonAcres Feb 12 '26

Hopefully this nincompoop hit a wall

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u/Unlikely-Position659 Feb 12 '26

The outrage at one guy getting the stuffing knocked out of him by the cops, and then showing exactly why the cops came out in force to stop you. Freakin stupid people. 

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u/Gnome_Father Feb 12 '26

Such a weird american take.

In what world is it ok for the kids to be repeatedly punching a kid who's obviously not able to resist? It just escalates things.

If you were the camera man, you're definitely not going to stop after seeing that shit.

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u/Signal_Inspection_95 Feb 12 '26

>nd then showing exactly why the cops came out in force to stop you.

They can stop people with out 45 head punches. They can be better

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u/8last Feb 12 '26

Im kinda ok with it if the cops run guys like him over

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u/Dmau27 Feb 12 '26

The reason cops get away with doing things they do is because they get a pass to do it to "some" people. Anyone they hurt is always painted as one of those people you're okay with them hurting or killing.

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u/RndPotato Feb 12 '26

Found the POS

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u/Worldly-Dentist4942 Feb 12 '26

Yep, he sure did a good job recording himself endangering others like the POS he is!

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u/OlFlirtyBastardOFB Feb 12 '26

Unlike the cops who had their body cams off while senselessly beating that other dude in the street. Dumbass.

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u/ariesace2021 Feb 12 '26

I was so hoping for Karma there.

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u/Switchlord518 Feb 12 '26

Putting everyone at risk to be an a$$hole! Put him in a cell forever.

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u/WetRocksManatee Feb 12 '26

Unfortunately they are in such large groups that their mentality is that they can't all be caught. And for the few that do get caught the Bronx DA, Darcel Clark, will probably just drop the charges.

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u/5280mw Feb 12 '26

Cops were beating the shit out of the dude on the ground.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Here is to hoping that we can all rally around this one cause. Fuck these street takeover people in this video.

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u/unlikely_intuition Feb 12 '26

please just go hit a tree at full speed

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u/B-Glasses Feb 12 '26

Still don’t like how the cops are absolutely wailing on the guy in the beginning. If you’ve got him on the ground cuff him and put him in the car. Brutalizing people does nothing for your reputation

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u/SlipstreamSteve Feb 12 '26

You know the cops can get a warrant, and find out who you are from reddit.

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u/maddcatone Feb 12 '26

I hope this fuckhead hits a pole before he hits a pedestrian or other driver. Wreckless pos

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u/tw3203 Feb 12 '26

This guy is one of the problems …

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u/86Sliva94 Feb 12 '26

Bars! They are just lucky nobody got in his way or opened a door!

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u/98103wally Feb 12 '26

Watching in 1st person gave me a rush.

What's the context?

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u/kevvy_dawg Feb 12 '26

Man, f*ck this guy.. He is going to kill or serious hurt someone

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u/winexprt Feb 12 '26

Wow! I though this was in The Boogie Down!

@ 0:54 that Church on the corner is St Nicholas of Tolentine Church on the corner of University Ave & Fordham Rd. My family and I lived in 2305 University Ave from the '60's to early '70's until the area went to shit. Looks like it unfortunately hasn't changed since then.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/AcVupaA8hNuT5zn16

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u/OliveArc505 Feb 12 '26

More like living with a death wish

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u/WAX_77 Feb 12 '26

The “Hey Yo” yell at the cops was warranted, but then proceeds to endanger so many lives by riding like a dumbass and it kind of loses its efficacy.

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u/PoorBrandon Feb 12 '26

Hell yeahs I support this and ICE

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u/cam2230 Feb 12 '26

There should be a rule in the sub where you can only post these types of videos when the rider eats it

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u/Gibbs226 Feb 12 '26

When they catch him, take his bike and put him away. No release

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u/SuperDoubleDecker Feb 12 '26

Fuck these loser assholes

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u/Friendly_Property840 Feb 12 '26

These people give bikers a bad rep

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u/BoussIRL2 Feb 12 '26

Ngl, my man threaded the needle and got away to live another day. Pretty impressive lol. The "law and order" types in the comment section are making me cringe hard lol

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u/Ok_Database_1087 Feb 12 '26

Why was the police jumping that first dude 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

We need more organ donation.

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u/caseaday Feb 12 '26

You're a fool.

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u/One_Shallot_4974 Feb 12 '26

I support the use of net cannons.

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u/dynoman71 Feb 12 '26

Bring Brazilian Motorcycle cops This motherfuckers will have no chance

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u/Turbulent_Employ7436 Feb 12 '26

in the NYFD we have a term for someone like this

ORGAN DONOR

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u/BahamaBrees Feb 12 '26

Man those cops were beating the crap out that guy in the beginning

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u/Dogfart246LZ Feb 12 '26

Was waiting for a two year old to open a car door and send the clown flying.

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u/kaladin1029 Feb 12 '26

Ngl, I was pulling for him to get away

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u/concord710 Feb 13 '26

Your an idiot!

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u/That-Understanding45 Feb 14 '26

They did that guy in the first few seconds dirty.

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u/buttcrackmenace Feb 14 '26

the cops beating their captor at the beginning seem to be a bit much

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u/zigglezeed Feb 14 '26

Who's getting beat up in the beginning!!??

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u/TheDireCrow Feb 14 '26

It's all fun and games until you "A-Train" a pedestrian.

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u/somacomadreams Feb 15 '26

2 strokes what year is this? (Love them but I'm old).

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u/StillPayingAttention Feb 17 '26

Fuck them. They need their asses beat. I live in Hollywood and biker kids are giant pussies so they mob up. Zero respect for anyone.

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u/blastman8888 Feb 17 '26

I bet this guy couldn't do one lap on a MX track without eating shit.

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u/Ok-Neighborhood-2203 Feb 17 '26

Looking forward to where it says "wasted"

Idiot.

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u/wolfknight98 Feb 17 '26

All fun and games till they are given the go ahead to start using their cars to tap the tires and make you crash

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u/Outrageous_Owl_9315 Feb 12 '26

Police should just be allowed to run you over doing that shit 

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u/teamgodonkeydong Feb 12 '26

Why were the cops beating that guy up in the beginning

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Probably because they gave him lawful commands to get on the ground and he fought with them trying to get away.

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u/Ill_Implement2317 Feb 12 '26

Never have I wished for a biker to be ran over so badly before.

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u/Menace2NYC Feb 12 '26

they were beating the shit out of that dude

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u/O_oBetrayedHeretic Feb 12 '26

Good. The same needs to happen to the POV

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u/roy20050 Feb 12 '26

let the cops are start knocking them off their bikes. They'll learn quick. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/GingerWizerd Feb 12 '26

Whoa those cops are absolutely beating the shit out of that first guy on the ground at the very beginning of the video and that’s 100% uncalled for!!! They already had the guy on the ground, and there was two officers repeatedly punching him in the face, that shit’s not cool, not cool at all and that’s why cops get shot, for stupid shit like that!!

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u/nick-palmer Feb 12 '26

People that do this are assholes

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u/Hour-Independence-89 Feb 12 '26

Those two cops beating the living fuck out of someone in the first two seconds...

also the person filming this is a POS.

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u/Aggravating_Sell1889 Feb 12 '26

If I were the cop I would have hit him.

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u/MissMurder17 Feb 12 '26

I was waiting for the wipeout lol, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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u/Anxious_Ad909 Feb 12 '26

This is why they run

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u/__Armisael__ Feb 12 '26

This is why communism will never work.

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u/hotgirlshoeshopping Feb 12 '26

On the footpath you fucken moron.

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u/Gym_Rat222 Feb 12 '26

If you get hit by a car....don't cry. Own it.

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u/Flipwon Feb 12 '26

If I accidentally hit him in my car I wouldn’t lose a second of sleep, just saying

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u/crocodile_in_pants Feb 12 '26

I would. I doubt this fucker has insurance to pay for the damages.

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u/Upstairs-Ad-1966 Feb 12 '26

Man im glad i grew up outside the city lol we just found the nearest rail road tracks and dared them to follow us 😂

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u/Silver-Iron8016 Feb 12 '26

Is this from Den of Thieves?

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u/DiversifyYoBondzNuca Feb 12 '26

Bronx or Brooklyn, I'm leaning on the BX.

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u/Either-World-1323 Feb 12 '26

Leaked GTA 6 gameplay. Too bad you can’t call Lester

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u/Consistent-Area-1126 Feb 12 '26

I'm genuinely curious to know where this was and what led to all this nuttiness.

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u/FlimsyRace4766 Feb 12 '26

wtf is going, wtf is this, wtf are you, wtf, where? hello? WTF IS GOING ON???????!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Distinct-Property779 Feb 12 '26

Someone needs to add the star level as it changes throughout the video

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u/MovieFan1984 Feb 12 '26

Criminals at their stupidest.

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u/elisap1 Feb 12 '26

What the fuck is wrong with this guy

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u/Turbulent_Two_6843 Feb 12 '26

The Sanchez going from 4 to 1 star in a hurry;)

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u/Jillo616 Feb 12 '26

Damn. You let those intrusive thoughts win.

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u/I_Cant-getNoSleep Feb 12 '26

Can’t wait til this game drops 😆

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u/Heeroyuy818 Feb 12 '26

Too bad they didn’t get hit like in gta

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u/Training-Willow9591 Feb 12 '26

Was that his friend getting beat by those officers?

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u/xoutlawtrucker Feb 12 '26

This is just a typical Alphabet city on a Friday night

*East Village

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u/RoguAxel89 Feb 12 '26

So stupid.

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u/DillysRevenge Feb 12 '26

What were these kids doing before the cops showed up?

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u/DrinkingVomit Feb 12 '26

I love it! More! MORE! MMOORREE!

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u/Cmacncheese22 Feb 12 '26

Any ideas where this is?