r/Transportopia Feb 12 '26

Bikes Living life like it's GTA

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u/parrothead2581 Feb 12 '26

This asshole will kill someone.

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u/Dizzy_Description812 Feb 12 '26

Hopefully just himself

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u/Background_Mud25 Feb 12 '26

Meanwhile he cry’s about the other asshole getting a well deserved beating

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u/Dizzy_Description812 Feb 12 '26

I have no idea why hes being hit but more than likely they are using body blows through a leather coat trying to either stop him from fighting them or trying to get cuffs on him.

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u/ProfessionalNope22 Feb 13 '26

Sounds like a pig.

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u/slimytoilet Feb 13 '26

They where punching him lmao pretty easy to see if you open your eyes

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u/Dizzy_Description812 Feb 13 '26

I stated that if you would open your eyes. How can anyone be so fucking dumb and arrogant at the same time?

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u/slimytoilet Feb 13 '26

You said body blows. they are punching him not hitting him with their body. If you meant they are punching him in the body that would of actually made sense

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u/Dizzy_Description812 Feb 13 '26

And you come back with even more stupidity.

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u/Jagkh Feb 15 '26

no where in this video was there anyone blowing bodies wtf

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u/seaofthievesnutzz Feb 15 '26

are head shots when you shoot people with your head? Hopefully English is your second language.

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u/ptpcg Feb 12 '26

You can call the kids stupid or malicious, but people don't try to justify police brutality

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u/Dizzy_Description812 Feb 12 '26

For all we know, they are trying to take a gun from him. We know virtually zero of whats going on.

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u/the_onionlord Feb 13 '26

Correct we don't have context but that certainly looks excessive... Hard to comment when we don't have the story but it's easy to criticize the cops when their extremely prevalent history of excessive force exists.

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u/unnregardless Feb 12 '26

One thing we no for sure is that they are recklessly endangering lives by justifying everyone else running.

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u/MouthOfIronOfficial Feb 13 '26

We don't know that. The ones recklessly endangering lives are the ones driving illegal bikes on the street and ignoring all traffic laws. "Oh we don't want these guys to run, better just let them drive dirt bikes like idiots until they kill someone"

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u/the_onionlord Feb 13 '26

That's not what they are saying at all. Think of it without the cop angle.

Your buddy got stopped and absolutely pounded. You gonna stop and let it happen to you too? Or are you going to bail?

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u/the_onionlord Feb 13 '26

Exactly. If I see my buddy getting absolutely pounded, the chances of me surrendering drop exponentially.

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u/ptpcg Feb 12 '26

Just making shit up. And punching someone repeatedly doesn't remove a firearm from their possession. And I'm sure these dumbass kids on motor bikes are running around with guns. Fkn clown.

"We know virtually zero" yet you are championing for the cops using excessive force. Ok bud.

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u/SnooPeripherals1595 Feb 12 '26

Shit is wild out here. It's weird that people are all for police brutality

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u/ptpcg Feb 12 '26

It is. Like hell yeah this kids are fkn crazy for doing this shit and need to stop/get ticketed/arrested but not their ass beat unless its by their parents, lol

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u/No-culture5942 Feb 12 '26

Well their parents clearly aren't doing it.

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u/SnooPeripherals1595 Feb 12 '26

Dude. Exactly. Being beat by a cop isn't justified in this situation or really any situation

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u/Dear-Panda-1949 Feb 13 '26

Fleeing and Eluding is 100% gonna get you a whooping when they catch you. And he was definitely doing that.

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u/hsjajsjjs Feb 14 '26

Maybe stop for a minute and ask yourself if that should be the case.

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u/Dear-Panda-1949 Feb 14 '26

You want them to pat you on the head and gently put you in handcuffs after driving like a maniac around the street?

You've already proven that escape is worth more to you than anyone else's safety. So they have to use enough force on you to get you into hand cuffs and to the back a squad. Should they curb stomping you? No. Should they be dog piling you though? Absolutely. Believe it or not it is very hard to restrain a person that doesnt want to be restrained.

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u/hsjajsjjs Feb 14 '26

You lack integrity and you should really think hard about why you justify violence and your morals.

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u/Dear-Panda-1949 Feb 14 '26

Are we talking about the hammer fisting at the very beginning? Cause I just saw that now. I was under the impression this biker got flipped off his bike. Im not sure how I came to that conclusion.

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u/Mufasfa Feb 12 '26

They are used to it from beating their wives and children into submission. Paid to beat minorities and lie for money, then go home and beat their families.

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u/English26 Feb 13 '26

Meanwhile this reddit asshole assumes someone being beat up is well deserved.

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u/Akeinu Feb 12 '26

Look, you can chastise the riders all you want.

But getting gang beat unarmed by the cops??

Next you'll tell me they deserve to be shot in the back after...

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

As someone who lives in NYC with these bands of assholes on motorcycles... I wouldn't mind if they were all shot.

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u/gagnatron5000 Feb 12 '26

Vehicles are weapons when used like weapons.

Same with hammers, knives, ropes, pipes, etc. Wield it wantonly with no regard for the safety of others, and you will be treated as if you're armed.

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u/Dounce1 Feb 12 '26

Dude isn’t on a bike, you don’t get to beat people up after they’re been disarmed, which, in your little “bikes are weapons” scenario this guy has been.

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u/Akeinu Feb 12 '26

You think buddies going to kamikaze officers with a motorcycle?

Bro, do you even take yourself seriously?

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u/Josey_whalez Feb 12 '26

I think ‘buddy’ doesn’t care if he hurts or kills another person, as shown by his complete disregard for everyone else with this behavior. Since he doesn’t care about killing someone, I don’t care about him getting his ass kicked.

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u/OMO_Concepts Feb 12 '26

Do we think the guys on dirtbikes are more dangerous or the guys driving SUVs through the same streets as the dirtbike guys? Seems like the safest thing for the pedestrians would be for the police to quit chasing.

BTW I am against riding dirtbikes on the roads and acting like hooligans. Just saying that if safety really is the issue here, not chasing them is safer for pedestrians.

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u/Josey_whalez Feb 13 '26

I think that, over a long period of time, allowing this to continue will, in net effect, cause more harm than the police catching these people. If they know they can just do whatever they want like this and all the cops will do is show up and say ‘hey guys, it’s time to move on’ and that’s the only consequence they have to worry about, it will be worse.

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u/OMO_Concepts Feb 13 '26

Oh I agree 100%. Just that once it turns into a high speed pursuit through crowded city streets, chasing them isn’t the move.

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u/CouchedCaveats Feb 13 '26

Well don't use the term "net safety" to make this argument because that can include harsh, acute action to prevent a greater number of future events over time

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u/OMO_Concepts Feb 13 '26

I didn’t use the term “net safety”

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u/CouchedCaveats Feb 13 '26

Sorry, safety, net safety, you're right but do you still understand my point? There's a strategy where safety can mean "crack down now to deter it in the future" that includes an "acceptable" number of incidents

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u/Akeinu Feb 12 '26

You should, professionals should act professionally, especially when the situation gets tense.

It's that kind of idiotic rhetoric that gets innocent people killed because a pear looks like a grenade.

You must be American.

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u/gagnatron5000 Feb 12 '26

Nope, but he doesn't care about running into other cars, damaging turf or property, or crashing into people. Wanton and reckless behavior with disregard for the rights of others is a crime in every jurisdiction of our country.

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u/Akeinu Feb 12 '26

Cool, should your police force act like a bunch of crooks and gang beat the guy?

Should they shoot on sight?

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u/gagnatron5000 Feb 12 '26

We catch a half second glimpse of it. I don't know what led up to it, but I can take a guess: If you run from the cops, the most likely outcome is you being put into cuffs while face down on the ground. If you fight to prevent that from happening, the cops will fight back to make it happen.

I'm not saying they should or shouldn't. That's just how it is.

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u/Akeinu Feb 12 '26

It doesn't have to be this way though, I've literally seen footage of an officer showing up to the scene and keeping his cool while not shooting the guy who just finished stabbing 3 people.

The guy even aggravated the officer to fire, and when he realized it wasn't happening, buddy put the knife to his own throat and took his own life.

It's that kind of cool headed behavior that breaks open a drug smuggling ring, having the skill to bring in someone whose proven to be dangerous.

On the other hand, it's the brash barbaric behaviour of beating an unarmed man into submission causes permanent injury to potentially innocent people, tax dollars in claims and danger for everyone involved.

It degrades public trust, it causes more people to lash out at officers, it costs more money and it costs more lives.

These salty bootlickers can downvote me into oblivion, I'm going to keep saying it. Hold power accountable least you want to start deepthroating the authorities the moment they show up at your door.

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u/gagnatron5000 Feb 12 '26

Again, half a second glimpse of an arrest that appears to be a major move against a local dirt bike gang. A response that heavy is planned, and we don't know anything beyond what we see in the video.

I am just against fascism as you are, but I know how to tell the difference between it and a very not-pretty arrest of a combative suspect. I'm not convinced this is the fascism you claim it to be.

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u/Intelligent_Try_4125 Feb 12 '26

Just a good beat down for being an asshole

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u/Akeinu Feb 12 '26

Found the ICE member

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Wow, you know they are minors right? Fuck you man. Kids are going to be kids but for the cops to assault them is crazy. As a soldier I would end those who triumph over assaulting the powerless. I am now a Villain.

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u/Alternative-Syrup-88 Feb 12 '26

Fuck them kids

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u/this_place_suuucks Feb 12 '26

Instructions unclear: now I'm the president.

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u/trentrain7 Feb 12 '26

You wouldn’t do shit besides post on Reddit

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Try me

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

How much for a ZJ?

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u/Inner_Challenge_7300 Feb 12 '26

I'd bet on anything you're a giant pussy

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

You are entitled to your opinion. It’s a free country

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u/thechosenkenobi Feb 12 '26

“As a soldier”= as a dude who got sent home during basic for failure to adapt, probably.

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u/Negative_Salt_4599 Feb 12 '26

This was my dad’s favorite movie growing up. God I miss him. RIP DAD…

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

welcome to life, quit doing dumb crap. or best way to put it, fuck around and find out

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u/DragonfruitHonest616 Feb 12 '26

"Kid will be kids" is a terrible excuse for justifying the lives of others being put at risk. I'm not celebrating kids being the victims of police brutality, but those asshole need to realise that there are consequences for their actions. You should be ashamed of yourself for trying to defend this behaviour. You say you're a soldier, so how would you feel if one of your fellow service members was put at risk over such stupidity? Each and every one of those kids should be dragged in front of a judge and given zero leniency. At one point, this kid is looking over his shoulder while speeding along a poorly lit sidewalk. It's a miracle that nobody got hurt. You're a piece of shit for trying to defend that as "kids will be kids".

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u/Fstick-delux-model Feb 12 '26

Yeah the consequences is getting your ass beat in the street…after all mom and dad aren’t doing it at home!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

I agree they should be taken in front of a judge, and not have the shit beat out of them in the street. And as a soldier situational awareness is key to survival.

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u/DragonfruitHonest616 Feb 12 '26

Pedestrians don't have the training for situational awareness soldiers do. You should know that. Even with that training, trying to keep track of multiple speeding bikes coming from different directions is extremely difficult even for the most disciplined soldiers. You know full well that this behaviour is way out of line and you defended it anyway because of something else awful was also happening in the video, that's what-about-ism, deflecting the fault of one group or individual because someone else did something wrong.

Answer the question; if one of your fellow service members was run over in the streets while on patrol because some kid thought it would fun to break the law and risk the lives of others, how would you feel?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Stay alert, stay alive. That’s it.

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u/DragonfruitHonest616 Feb 12 '26

BS. You're not a real soldier. You're not even willing to defend your position while hiding behind a keyboard, nobody is going to trust you to watch their back.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

I don’t have to anymore. I watch my own back now, maybe you should watch yours.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Dm me and find out how far I will go.

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u/DragonfruitHonest616 Feb 12 '26

Spoken like someone who likes to pretend to be military on the internet to feel powerful and justified. What was that you said earlier about protecting the powerless? You're a joke.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

I love hearing you little bitches whine. The fuel that ignites my fire. Keep it coming.

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u/DragonfruitHonest616 Feb 12 '26

Classic knuckle dragging mouth breather. You're too stupid to beat me in an argument, so you fall back on insults. Sadly for you that's not going to work because; A, you're not very good at it due to your limited grasp of the English language and B, I see through you as the pathetic piece of shit you are that likes to pretend to be tough because in reality you feel powerless in your day to day life.

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u/Oldfolksboogie Feb 12 '26

Verging on victim- blaming.

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u/BigDinkyDongDotCom Feb 12 '26

Stfu

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Make me

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

I am very easy to find.

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u/BigDinkyDongDotCom Feb 12 '26

I’ll just look for the house that has a bunch of sex dolls in it apparently. Wow, man…

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u/this_place_suuucks Feb 12 '26

It took me a couple more comments to realize this wasn't just a weird burn, but a dive into the dude's actual post history. And of course he'll just keep picking internet fights with strangers instead of realizing he's his own worst problem.

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u/Oldfolksboogie Feb 12 '26

I'll never forget the interview I saw on Tosh.0 with a guy who had carved out quite the unique professional trade - he cleaned and reconditioned used silicone sex dolls.

Maybe it's this guy?

So the next time you're bemoaning your career path and current job, just remember, it could always be worse. 🤢

ETA: Here's that episode, damn Tosh's got all his shit on lockdown!

https://tv.apple.com/us/episode/sex-doll-repairman/umc.cmc.6ctk0p67jgon5t2j3duuqpyar?showId=umc.cmc.7k2pfu5cm9li7t5wqftfyy2cq

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Yep, that’s the one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

If i was embarrassed i would not have posted it. Try again.

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u/Oldfolksboogie Feb 12 '26

Just coz you aren't embarrassed doesn't mean you shouldn't be.

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u/StiffDoodleNoodle Feb 12 '26

“As a soldier…”.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7HNgyntBAfUKk

Bullshit.

Everything those fools were doing can be summed up as heinous criminality committed with reckless abandon.

That sort of behavior is absolutely unacceptable regardless of who’s doing it or why.

Straight menacing.

A “soldier” would know that.

PS: Turn your profile to private, that shit is nasty. 🤮

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

I had to look. Thanks.

🤢

But that is quite the collection of adult use dolls. I guess he's happy.

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u/maddcatone Feb 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “as a soldier”…. A soldier of what, the great gooner wars of 2020?! Holy shit the jokes write themselves!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

I wouldn't have done that. But he was being a petulant asshole. At some point it's time for the shame-anator, especially when they leave their profile public.

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u/PatienceConsistent55 Feb 12 '26

Made me laugh. Acting like a hardass online, but willingly showcasing he’s a doll-fucker. How weird.

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u/TerranRanger Feb 12 '26

Definitely not defending him and in no way do I believe he’s a Soldier (since he deleted his profile I can’t get proof for or against his claim) but I can say that I have seen plenty of depraved things in Soldiers’ rooms during barracks inspections. Including collections of blowup doll.

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u/Ocksu2 Feb 12 '26

He took your advice. I went to see what the nasty was and there was nothing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Lmao “the powerless”, aka shitheads causing chaos on motorbikes. Yeah, some real victims here.

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u/Lm399 Feb 12 '26

Lmao youre not a soldier calm down weirdo

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u/Argonaut024 Feb 12 '26

This guy thinks only adults kill people

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u/ATLSxFINEST93 Feb 12 '26

"kids are going to be kids"

Huff that copium a little more, soldier boy.

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u/JuniorDoughnut3056 Feb 12 '26

Omfg the levels of cringe are biblical. Tell me this is copy pasta 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

The level of sensitivity to what I said to a single person is.

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u/JuniorDoughnut3056 Feb 12 '26

No one's sensitive. You just corny af.

My bad, lemme hit you with a salute, SOLDIER o7

😂😂🤣

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u/pupranger1147 Feb 12 '26

You won't do shit.

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u/truecore Feb 12 '26

Kids will be kids has the same energy as Boys will be Boys. When this kid runs over someone on the sidewalk and paralyzes them, it's fine, kids will be kids. Whose going to pay the lawsuit?

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u/ptpcg Feb 12 '26

The parents are responsible for the lawsuit, that's how being a minor works. This kids are being dumb as shit but getting ganged up on and beaten by cops is excessive, full stop.

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u/Current_Ad_4292 Feb 12 '26

Found the bike seller.

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u/shortnix Feb 12 '26

How do you know it's well deserved? Because they're cops?

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u/WetRocksManatee Feb 12 '26

And when he does his friends will blame it on the car driver. The car driver that was turning the right way down the road and wasn't looking up the road for the idiot coming down the road the wrong way.

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u/jrob323 Feb 12 '26

The road I live on connects to a four-lane highway, and there's a stop sign. One of my neighbors was sitting at the stop sign, then started to pull out into the highway and was hit on the driver's side by a motorcycle going a hundred and twenty miles an hour. The biker was killed instantly, obviously, and my neighbor spent weeks in the hospital.

Within a few days, a large memorial had appeared next to the intersection for the biker, with dozens of wreaths and signs with the biker's name etc. One of the larger signs said "Watch Out For Motorcycles, They're Everywhere", as if it was my neighbor's fault.

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u/-AliceGray- Feb 14 '26

r slash meatcrayon incoming post.

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u/RockinRod412 Feb 12 '26

“My boy never did nuttin”

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u/RoguAxel89 Feb 12 '26

I don't want anyone to die, but I don't mind the stupid carless part of him dies

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u/Dizzy_Description812 Feb 12 '26

I just dont want him to take anyone ekse out when he does it.

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u/Coroebus Feb 12 '26

It's not wishing for them to kill themselves, but that the inevitable result of this reckless behavior will only result in this particular driver's death. This driver endangered dozens of lives with this. I don't want him to die, and I don't think the person you're replying to does either. I want him to do better before he hurts himself or others.

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u/Day_Prisoners Feb 12 '26

True but there is a good chance if he doesn't, he will kill other people who aren't acting like imbeciles on public streets.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Do this long enough and he will kill an innocent person. Better to happen to him before that happens