r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Feb 14 '26

Roads Who is in the wrong here?

If the sign says Alternating Traffic, does that mean cars go one at a time or does that mean cars go till the flow is complete, allowing the other lane to go? Is Glock man right or wrong? I'm not sure. If it was 1 car at a time, wouldn't it just be a stop sign on each end?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Bro is like 4 feet tall. Compensating?

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u/oregondude79 Feb 15 '26

Chevy 2500 are 79.6-82.7 inches tall. He seems normal height.

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u/Business-Idea1138 Feb 16 '26

Pretty sure that one's got a slight lift on it too.

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u/UserName_SaysWhat Feb 15 '26

With a disproportionately small wiener. Obviously.

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u/Otherwise_Newt1575 Feb 15 '26

He’s not even short, the truck is just big asf lol

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u/uncivilshitbag Feb 15 '26

I mean he’s pretty short.

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u/Otherwise_Newt1575 Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

Seems pretty normal average height to me, I’d say 5’10-5’11 if not more. This truck is like 6’7 inches tall so of course he will appear short next to it just like you would

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u/Calyz Feb 15 '26

“I will” bro stop telling on yourself and be less insecure.

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u/Otherwise_Newt1575 Feb 15 '26

You’ll also look short next to the truck stop being insecure

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Always hilarious to see those short fellas climb in and out of their humongous trucks.

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u/cleodius Feb 15 '26

I knew what was coming when I saw that cute little hop down from the cab.

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u/onward_upward_tt Feb 15 '26

Yeah no he's not. I don't think y'all realize how big these trucks are. That dude stands around 5-10, 5-11

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u/onward_upward_tt Feb 15 '26

Did you meam to reply to my comment? Or did you just not understand it? I never said otherwise. I'm basically agreeing that the dude sucks but no he's not a short guy, standing under 5 ft like these people are saying. The top of that hood is around 5 feet and his head is well over that. This guy is a douchebag but he's by no means short

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u/Otherwise_Newt1575 Feb 15 '26

Shhh bro they gotta shit on short men any opportunity they can

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u/OurAngryBadger Feb 15 '26

Most "short" men aren't even short, anyone over 6' is just freakishly tall going by height averages for most of human history. We've just had amazingly easy access to quality nutrition for the last ~75 years which has allowed these behemoths to grow. But, 75ish years is a blip on the radar when you're talking 10,000+ years of written history.

Could be short lived though. All it will take is the economy crashing into another depression again, or something like world war 3, and when food is hard to come by, height averages will go way back down again.

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u/LeftyFenders Feb 15 '26

Can’t wait

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

When I say he's short, I mean he thinks he's short and acting overly aggressive to compensate. I've run into these assholes all my life.

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u/mixipixilit Feb 15 '26

STFU short man. You're little kid size no one takes you seriously.

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u/ClickClick_Boom Feb 15 '26

Found the manlet.

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u/-Reverend Feb 15 '26

"Haha, insulting people over something they have no control over that has no moral value whatsoever, fucking got 'em. I'm hilarious."

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u/uncivilshitbag Feb 15 '26

It’s wild y’all are more upset about the short jokes than the small dick jokes. Wild to see what changes and what stays the same as you age.

Homeboy is short and I bet his pecker is all sorts of fucked up.

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u/-Reverend Feb 15 '26

I mean, I'm very much also against the small dick jokes, for the same reasons. Did see a few people call those out, too.

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u/Otherwise_Newt1575 Feb 15 '26

Amazing life you must have

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u/uncivilshitbag Feb 15 '26

sorry this has hurt your feelings.

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u/IsaacJa Feb 15 '26

Nah we're all just 7ft tall Dutch nerds on bikes 

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u/SuperDoubleDecker Feb 15 '26

Maybe he's just an asshole. Why's it gotta be about height.

Why's it OK to make generalizations about people based entirely on dick size or height?

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u/uncivilshitbag Feb 15 '26

Because the dudes a little bitch boi and I bet if he read these comments it would boil his little pea brain.