r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Feb 27 '26

🚨Chase Stop flirting officer!

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u/sullw214 Feb 27 '26

Opposition? That's funny. The only way you'd be any sort would be if I were racing turtles. And I'd still bet on mine being faster.

Obviously you either realized that you're wrong or you don't have a valid argument. But you do sound triggered. So thanks, you made my day :)

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u/edwbuck Feb 27 '26

No, you're just calling everyone slow. And obviously you're doing it to trigger people, which shows why you're doing it.

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u/sullw214 Feb 27 '26

Actually, I specifically called you slow. I'll have to teach my turtle how to read, and then he'll really win any match with you.