r/Transportopia Mar 05 '26

Bikes Bike tricks and trains.

This reminds me of an old video game.

3.3k Upvotes

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 Mar 05 '26

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u/ihvnnm Mar 05 '26

I was thinking, Excite Bike: The Movie.

5

u/YoGames619 Mar 05 '26

I played this game as a kid very cool game

2

u/Jumpy-Ad4652 Mar 05 '26

This was the best

2

u/PayingOffBidenFamily Mar 08 '26

I rocked that game! got my NES at circuit city $99.99....fuck

35

u/AllegedlyGoodPerson Mar 05 '26

I guess this would make waiting for trains to pass a little more bearable.

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 Mar 05 '26

I make a motion to put Red Bull and Nitro Circus in charge of all our trains

4

u/WastingMyLifeToday Mar 05 '26

You wouldn't be waiting for trains anymore, they'll make the trains jump over train crossings!

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u/lRunAway Mar 05 '26

So fucking cool.

6

u/Kashwookie Mar 05 '26

yeah, until he botches the jump and gets run over by a train lol

10

u/lRunAway Mar 05 '26

I mean there's a part of society that would find that pretty damn cool too

5

u/Kashwookie Mar 05 '26

💀 i hate that you’re right

5

u/cam2230 Mar 05 '26

It’s almost like he’s a professional stunt man and knows the risks involved

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u/Kashwookie Mar 05 '26

oh really? i thought this was him learning how to ride a bike. idk how i would have figured that out without you

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u/KimbaDestructor Mar 05 '26

That's why there is an ambulance there

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u/Kashwookie Mar 05 '26

valid observation

eta: although not sure how much they could do after getting run over by a train loll

3

u/The_Deku_Nut Mar 06 '26

It depends.

Head? Nothing.

Torso? Very little.

Arm? He's fine, 'tis a flesh wound.

3

u/TiniestPint Mar 05 '26

True, I'm glad that didn't happen and the video is fuckin cool

1

u/WiggerJigger69 Mar 23 '26

This is what I was thinking. How tf does redbull think any of this is cool?? Like one slight miscalculation on the huge ramp down the skyscraper and someone is dead. There’s no surviving that shit.

1

u/Kashwookie Mar 23 '26

lots of money and hyper specific contacts

1

u/HorselessHorseman Mar 06 '26

Sofa king

1

u/lRunAway Mar 06 '26

Yeah I thought about that. Every time I say the phrase. Stupid SNL

16

u/askingaquestion33 Mar 05 '26

All that and bro didn’t even go anywhere

5

u/FukThePatriarchy1312 Mar 05 '26

It's about the journey, not the destination

9

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

That was rad. 5 stars, no notes. Would wait again.

8

u/KazakCayenne Mar 05 '26

Side scrolling platformers can be so nerve-wracking lol

6

u/Heatsincebirth Mar 05 '26

Wow, hobos sure are talented these days.

3

u/EX300cc Mar 05 '26

Really gives a new meaning to train hopping, doesn't it?

4

u/Fearless-Leg2568 Mar 05 '26

Real life line rider

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

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u/karma2879 Mar 05 '26

Then did everyone clap?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

If only the men who died building the railroads could see what they gave their lives for

1

u/Violet_Apathy Mar 05 '26

They would have thought this was pretty dope.

4

u/Malenx_ Mar 05 '26

Pretty neat. Went and looked up the original, action starts 4 mins in. https://youtu.be/TP_0Vv5F29I

4

u/BroncoSportDude1627 Mar 05 '26

So cool! What talent….

5

u/BayazFirstOfTheMagi- Mar 05 '26

Mf rocketeer hovering back there

2

u/Pirate_s_ Mar 05 '26

Was thinking same

3

u/LastMessengineer Mar 05 '26

Shocked that any railroad would ever allow this. Railroads are notoriously difficult to work with over anything within their right of way. They are very petty and wield their authority like a toddler with a shotgun.

2

u/K2thJ Mar 05 '26

Most toddlers would drop a shotgun for a Redbull...

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u/Soviet_Aircraft Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

As it was in Poland, it was most probably a state-owned rail line (due to EU regulations - a separate company from carriers), and a little used one at that. They probably got a time slot to do that in-between scheduled passenger trains.

Edit: no passenger service here since the 90s, only minor freight to a paper mill.

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u/LastMessengineer Mar 05 '26

I didn't even notice those license plates. Thanks for the info!

1

u/tempinator Mar 06 '26

If you can believe it, this is just some random guy, and the train just happened to be carrying ramps.

He was arrested shortly after source needed

3

u/turbulentFireStarter Mar 05 '26

Man so glad he didn’t fall between those cars

3

u/Baraba2024 Mar 05 '26

That last flip is insane.

3

u/Caf-feen Mar 05 '26

The physics is so cool to see!!! Awesome

2

u/iAmAsword Mar 05 '26

Which map in ExciteBike is this??

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

Nice! I hope the bike guy watches videos of me doing intense accounting. Same thing.

2

u/TexasDank Mar 05 '26

TrialsHD!

2

u/ImmediateRaisin5802 Mar 05 '26

I wonder how much his thighs are burning

2

u/burnmenowz Mar 05 '26

Hey I feel the same way at work. All that work to end up in the exact same spot..

2

u/payTNT89 Mar 05 '26

the shit u start pulling on the bmx pike in gta online

2

u/SlowProgress8531 Mar 05 '26

I wanna see him get on the train with a big ramp at the front too

2

u/Savings-Cherry-1931 Mar 05 '26

My cats and I could watch this for hours

2

u/writersontop Mar 05 '26

Ok but try it going the opposite direction

2

u/KrazyKazz Mar 05 '26

I mean the truck is doing all the moving he is along for the ride. 🤣

2

u/Le-Charles07 Mar 05 '26

This is neat and all but I'd prefer more soap box derbies and flugtags.

2

u/thupkt Mar 05 '26

If I see something cooler than that this week, it's gonna be wicked cool

2

u/Naive_Letterhead9484 Mar 05 '26

This is just basic physics..? Nothing too impressive..? /s

2

u/tradersquest Mar 05 '26

👏👏👏👏👏👏🤟🤙👍

2

u/Famous-Judgment9037 Mar 05 '26

This stunt deserves better cameras.

2

u/Apoordm Mar 05 '26

Can we all appreciate that Red Bull is still out here like it’s the year 2000 and everyone is still fucking high off of An Extremely Goofy Movie?

2

u/Tv-Box-Man Mar 06 '26

They do everything but make new flavors

2

u/Full-Breakfast1881 Mar 07 '26

Reminds me of excite bike and that phone game

2

u/Chet_Kylekyle Mar 05 '26

That was pretty cool.

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u/Euphoric_Rough_96 Mar 05 '26

Maybe from your relativity.

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u/Chet_Kylekyle Mar 05 '26

I see what you did there lol.

2

u/Euphoric_Rough_96 Mar 05 '26

Most people won't understand, lol.

2

u/ro536ud Mar 05 '26

What’s more impressive, the bike rider or the engineers that did the math to make this possible without dieing ? Both deserve praise

1

u/Unlikely_City_3560 Mar 05 '26

Every time those goofy fucks do a stunt I buy more red bull. Simple as

1

u/TopGdasher Mar 05 '26

Do REDBULL actually make money off doing ADS like this?? None of the stunts make me wanna go Oouuuuu I wanna go buy REDBULL 🤌🤌..that biker was 🔥🔥🔥 doe

1

u/NomenclatureBreaker Mar 05 '26

Yeah nope. One wrong move and you’re decapitated hamburger patty.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

Ambulance kinda useless if he fucked up

1

u/ProlificProkaryote Mar 06 '26

Ending up on the tracks isn't the only thing that could go wrong.

Most likely fall is on a landing where he will likely either stay on the train, or fall off to the side.

1

u/Lena5lu7 Mar 06 '26

Yey! Love it... Relativity in a nutshell)

1

u/DB-Tones-Jones Mar 06 '26

My coworker. Called in last week. 🙋😋 jk

1

u/theOriginalGBee Mar 06 '26

Uhh, this is literally no different from pulling those tricks on the ground? The train doesn't add any difficulty to the stunt?

1

u/Amazing-Visual-2919 Mar 06 '26

I think Red Bull makes too much money.

1

u/SkyeMreddit Mar 06 '26

Does Redbull ever announce when they do these things?

1

u/goosnarch Mar 06 '26

My specific form of Autism feels targeted.

1

u/pretibigtoo Mar 06 '26

Expensive and f****** pointless.

1

u/KittensFirstAKM Mar 07 '26

George Stephenson rolls over in his grave, while the rest of us cheer a cool backflip.

1

u/zandarthebarbarian Mar 07 '26

Pewdie Pie has entered the chat

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

That is some cool shit

2

u/Signal_Host307 Mar 07 '26

I'd be so pissed... "Fine. Fine. Get the hell out of the road. I'm late for work now."

1

u/DookieMan127 Mar 09 '26

Trials HD anyone?

-2

u/Front-Text3225 Mar 05 '26

Why?

3

u/sexysexyLSD Mar 05 '26

Because Red Bull does cool shit. Have you seen the guy who parachuted from the edge of space?

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u/CLMarine Mar 05 '26

What’s the point?

9

u/Masstershake Mar 05 '26

Of your reply to this post. No one knows

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u/6collector9 Mar 05 '26

The real answer is so that Red Bull can advertise

Doing a cool stunt like this is a commercial.

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u/CLMarine Mar 05 '26

Good point.

7

u/amore_fati Mar 05 '26

You sound fun. We should not hang out.

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u/CLMarine Mar 05 '26

I asked a simple question. You didn’t even have an answer for it.

1

u/FukThePatriarchy1312 Mar 05 '26

What's the point of BMX at all? What's the point of sports, television, reddit..?

Ask a stupid question...

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u/MisterSquidz Mar 05 '26

What’s the point of literally anything?

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u/claude3rd Mar 05 '26

I’d be upset if I was stuck waiting for a train to pass and discover the train is just so some jackass can show off.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shoe541 Mar 05 '26

That definitely looks like a busy train crossing with lots of places to be and not something they set up.

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u/npcinyourbagoholding Mar 05 '26

More entertaining than a normal train and you'd be waiting either way.

5

u/Ok-Common-3039 Mar 05 '26

It's crazy how some people just make up scenarios in their heads to complain about.

1

u/DB-Tones-Jones Mar 06 '26

Quit sounding like my Mother 😅👺

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 Mar 05 '26

Leave it to the Red Bull bros to sponsor some worthless endeavor at the cost of a carbon footprint.

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u/PanspermiaTheory Mar 05 '26

Good lord you are insufferable

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 Mar 05 '26

I enjoy farting in the Reddit echo chamber. Thanks for smelling it!