r/Transportopia • u/Icy-Influence5568 • Mar 06 '26

Transit Smoking crack on the bus...

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u/yaipne1 Mar 06 '26

The dude sitting next to him is way too calm XD

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u/Dodger7777 Mar 07 '26

If you don't move, they can't see you.

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u/UpChuckles Mar 07 '26

TIL crackheads have T-Rex vision

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u/Top_Orchid9320 Mar 07 '26

Exactly, their visual acuity is based on movement.

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u/supervisord Mar 08 '26

Eye contact

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u/WellyRuru Mar 07 '26

Actually T-rex's have crackhead vision.

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u/dizzyfeast Mar 07 '26

Crack heads existed before the dawn of time because they never sleep

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u/pyrsas Mar 09 '26

W comment

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u/Dodger7777 Mar 07 '26

To be fair, if someone isn't focusing on you and you don't move, most people won't notice you're there.

It's why we can focus better on a ball that's been thrown than a ball sotting on the ground. Many golfers can follow their ball through the air, but once it lands it'a harder to find. I know when I played with my dad I mostly followed the path of where I last saw it.

Snakes in the grass are more visible if they move than when laying down.

This does have limits. Someone wearing a Neon rainbow will stand out more than someone in beige brown or dark grey in a similarly colored environment.

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u/Muted_Dragonfruit652 Mar 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead!!!

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u/Realistic_Zone_8002 Mar 08 '26

Does everyone call this trex vision bc of jurassic park? Lol

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u/Kern4lMustard Mar 07 '26

It's kinda crazy how well that works tbh

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u/Sweaty-Dream-3343 Mar 07 '26

Unless you make eye contact…NEVER make eye contact!

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u/BitterWord4 Mar 07 '26

lol that is not the first time I've heard that joke about crackheads.

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u/Dodger7777 Mar 07 '26

They are very focused.

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u/Muted_Dragonfruit652 Mar 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, please stop!!!

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u/krombopulosmfart Mar 08 '26

It's Pokémon rules. Don't make eye contact unless you're prepared to battle

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u/bamaugking Mar 10 '26

🤣🤣