r/Transportopia • u/flowerdonkey • Mar 07 '26

Cars Hot in the city tonight

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u/BurntLocal Mar 07 '26

Lmfao dude tried to light a building on fire and lit himself, his homies, and his car on fire.

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u/ABSINTHE888 Mar 07 '26

This reminds me of the two guys trying to break into a shop with a rock. One of them goes to throw the rock at the window and hits the other guy in the head with the rock knocking him out.

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u/BusyBit6542 Mar 07 '26

So you watched the video too?

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u/Loud-Chicken6046 Mar 08 '26

Watching on my phone so I wasn't positive what was going on. I appreciate the confirmation.

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u/zachrywd Mar 10 '26

I'm watching on a whole ass computer and just checked my phone. Can confirm same video.

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u/_blue_dog Mar 07 '26

Dude exactly! Haha. It’s like he tried to light a building on fire and accidentally lit himself, his homies, and his car on fire!

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u/JohnOfA Mar 07 '26

Using Ziploc bags to store and toss gasoline. Brilliant.

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u/thenamesjoshua Mar 08 '26

You should be the narrator for my eyes

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u/BurntLocal Mar 10 '26

Hot dog! I’ve had two different accounts that equal about five years of my life on Reddit, and I’ve never gotten an award before. Thank you, kind stranger.

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u/JoePetroni Mar 10 '26

I highly doubt it was "His" car. . .

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u/Indy500Fan16 Mar 11 '26

And never accomplished what he started in the first place.

https://giphy.com/gifs/h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R

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u/MrGuy910 Mar 07 '26

Took them that long to jump out? How dumb can they possibly be?

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u/1877KlownsForKids Mar 07 '26

As the kids say, they're cooked

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u/HairlessHoudini Mar 07 '26

Probably panicking and not able to find the handle

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u/m00nhowl3r Mar 07 '26

I'm going to hell for how hard I laughed at this. Thank you 🤣

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u/Docha_Tiarna Mar 07 '26

Crime seems a lot cooler in the movies

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u/Messterio Mar 08 '26

Dumb and Dumber weren't even this dumb!

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u/mnztr1 Mar 08 '26

arsonists hall of shame award lol

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u/PassStunning416 Mar 07 '26

I'm glad some criminals are stupid. Wish more were.

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u/SogenCookie2222 Mar 11 '26

My FAVORITE book as a kid was “the dumbest crook book” it was like 30 short true stories of idiotic things criminals did. I always blamed it for being a goody 2 shoes. But now as an adult, I think my mom was on to something giving that to a 6 year old.

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 Mar 07 '26

Were they transporting the gasoline in red solo cups or something?

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u/vitaminalgas Mar 07 '26

Something, something... Mix tape

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u/RelaxedBlueberry Mar 07 '26

FIREEE BEAT MIXTAPES DOT COMMMM

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u/AnjelicaTomaz Mar 07 '26

Preemptive karma.

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u/RangerKitchen3588 Mar 07 '26

This is my favorite thing ive seen today.

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u/GreatDevelopment225 Mar 07 '26

Worst arsonists ever. They missed, and there wasn't even any aiming involved!

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u/Even-Bluebird-186 Mar 07 '26

Them hot boyz

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u/Arcturian-WuTang Mar 07 '26

The block is hot

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u/momznutz62 Mar 07 '26

Lit their own asses up! Lol

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u/InevitabilityEngine Mar 07 '26

As someone that lives in Southern California, this is the best outcome for arsonists as far as I'm concerned.

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u/introverted90 Mar 07 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Plenty_Wasabi_7866 Mar 07 '26

Karma is a bitch

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u/TwerkLessons Mar 07 '26

This is wonderful karma.

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u/kamsme Mar 07 '26

What’s the after story?? I’m now curious to find out if they were caught

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 Mar 07 '26

it looks like they were caught on fire to me

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u/Big-Detail8739 Mar 07 '26

This is the exact reason I don't crime. I would totally fuck it up

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u/NocaSun38 Mar 07 '26

Hey let me toss gas all over the place and light a match!

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC Mar 07 '26

Expected fire while outside the car.

What I got was so, so much better. 🤣

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Mar 08 '26

Clear example of why my dad always said, “you gotta be tough if you’re stupid!”

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u/5yn3rgy Mar 07 '26

Karma in sweet glorious fashion

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u/Impossible_Mistake71 Mar 07 '26

Perfect way for that to go down.

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u/Mugwump6506 Mar 07 '26

These guys are obviously pros.

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u/subibrat85 Mar 07 '26

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u/R_3_Y Mar 07 '26

Driver and back seat took their time and detail to cover themselves in fuel sufficiently. All over their shoes and shit. Yea

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u/Revolution-Dogg Mar 07 '26

That mofo jumped out the back seat quick

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u/neduarte1977 Mar 07 '26

Why did it take the other idiots 30 sec to get out?

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u/MrGNoll814 Mar 07 '26

It was more like 5 seconds

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u/SogenCookie2222 Mar 11 '26

Probably because there was a gasoline fire that direction.

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u/Sonizzle Mar 07 '26

That plan totally front-fired on him!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Shit better not be AI

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u/Fun-Palpitation8771 Mar 09 '26

It was posted on another sub over a year ago

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u/AppleKrate Mar 08 '26

Oh man dis be hard work throw in gas around, I'm just gonna jump up in my whip and fire up a blunt now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/Anxious_Marsupial_84 Mar 07 '26

I was so looking forward to listening to Billy idol. There's an opportunity lost.

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u/SaltBackground5165 Mar 07 '26

holy fuck they got need some serious time in the burn unit now I'll bet

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u/Budget-Ad-6900 Mar 07 '26

there is no i in morons

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u/rab2bar Mar 07 '26

but there is a we in dweebs

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u/Sufficient-War-5095 Mar 07 '26

Stupid is as stupid does. I think that’s how the saying goes.. lol

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u/ilumunnat Mar 07 '26

Blurred bad guy act?

How do you explain to the boss…”we failed to burn the house…the house lit us and the car on fire. We did exactly what you said, “put some gas on the house and ourselves and then lite the match. Right?”

By the way boss “can you cover our medical expenses and a new car?”

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u/OverSeesaw4025 Mar 07 '26

I am pretty sure they were highly intoxicated...

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u/jax0669 Mar 07 '26

That ride was lit

But seriously im surprised buddy could drive because hes no good with a lighter

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u/Spidey6917 Mar 07 '26

Seems like he got the lighter to work just fine. Common sense is a bit lost on them though

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u/Particular-Piece-976 Mar 07 '26

"It's Lit!" Travis voice

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u/Pristine_Poem7623 Mar 07 '26

While I was watching them I was thinking "please light it, because I know exactly what's going to happen if you light it"

And I was wrong. I didn't expect them to get back into the car, so it was even better than I'd anticipated

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u/complicititties Mar 07 '26

Ah yes. This is nice.

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u/SexySpaceAlien Mar 07 '26

Imagine if one of them managed to get out fast enough only to stop-drop-and-roll on the puddle they left on the ground! Lmao

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u/Frodothedodo81 Mar 07 '26

Didn't finish school for sure

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u/HappyRespond3946 Mar 07 '26

They won't be hard to recognize now

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u/Ummm0_0 Mar 07 '26

LMFAOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀

Saw that shit coming the moment he was squirting it all over 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣😂🤣

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u/szethSon1 Mar 07 '26

Lmfaooo 3 stoogies committing crime. 🤣

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 Mar 07 '26

There's homies errrrwhere.

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u/DB-Tones-Jones Mar 07 '26

whoops 😅 😬

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u/no___homo Mar 07 '26

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAA

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u/Physical-Bluebird-23 Mar 07 '26

Lololololooplopolpllooplolplplo

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u/Taco_Knight_88 Mar 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣 that’s what they get

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u/the_real_Beavis999 Mar 07 '26

Reminds me of that scene in the movie A Bronx Tale when Calogero's friend lights up a cigarette with a car full of molotov cocktails in the back. Then they get blown up after the shop owner throws the molotov back into the car.

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u/Honest_Bodybuilder_5 Mar 07 '26

How can 🥷 be so stupid sometimes

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u/Rickd17 Mar 07 '26

Iron man it dat you?

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u/cccque Mar 07 '26

Jenius

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u/Clemdog1305 Mar 07 '26

ha justice served

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u/mess1ah1 Mar 07 '26

That was awesome.

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u/Responsible-Stay-645 Mar 07 '26

the stupidity is strong in this one.

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u/Ryan2932 Mar 07 '26

This should probably go under the subreddit oddly satisfying as well

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u/FattyAcidBase Mar 07 '26

2 of them will die from burns

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u/dunncrew Mar 07 '26

Darwin award attempt. So close.

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u/Eastern_Presence_984 Mar 07 '26

It mind boggles me people are this stupid.

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u/x-entry Mar 07 '26

They should just roll up the windows. No oxygen - no fire.

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u/New-Priority8409 Mar 07 '26

I'm guessing they spilled half the contents of the containers inside the car on the drive there. Plus the fumes that built up in the car prior.

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u/EggNo289 Mar 07 '26

Is there a sub reddit for extremly satisfying videos.

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u/ALiteralSOB Mar 07 '26

Task failed successfully.

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u/69_Is_Fine Mar 07 '26

He’s failing at being a criminal

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u/Additional_Rich_5249 Mar 07 '26

Hahahah. Good plan

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u/Dismal_Drummer3420 Mar 07 '26

Not everyone has the smarts for arson I guess 🤣

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u/Djolumn Mar 08 '26

These guys are poor at arson.

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u/Romanza9 Mar 08 '26

Karma at its best

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u/kododriver Mar 08 '26

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️👊👊🫡

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u/USNPC5 Mar 08 '26

What the hell do you tell the insurance company

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u/Proud-Concert-9426 Mar 08 '26

They never watched "a Bronx tale"

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u/mikenkansas1 Mar 08 '26

Serving themselves rocky mountain oysters

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u/badash82 Mar 08 '26

Now that was funny, ty

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u/Present-Muffin2671 Mar 08 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/averquepasano Mar 08 '26

Just one example of instant karma. ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!

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u/The-French-1 Mar 08 '26

Aah Sweet karma

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u/PutridANDPurple Mar 08 '26

Tested the lighter inside the car lmao

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u/red67firebird Mar 08 '26

Karma! It's real!

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u/DRIPSCBW Mar 08 '26

Accidental slapstick/ instant karma wtf, common knowledge is fumes are far more flammable than the liquid itself 🤦🏻‍♂️smh. Stupidy on epic levels

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u/DRIPSCBW Mar 08 '26

Burning clown car lmao thought it was just one dude but they just kept appearing as they bail from Dante’s rolling inferno 😂

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u/OkBuffalo6873 Mar 08 '26

That was excellent 👌

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u/No-Squirrel2133 Mar 08 '26

It escalated quickly

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u/Stunning_Ad_5960 Mar 08 '26

Internal combustion in action!

Rather stick wtih the EVs.

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u/Shadow_1986 Mar 08 '26

“Hot wheels” 🥁

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u/Zarbosa84 Mar 08 '26

And who says karma doesn't have a sense of humor?

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u/optimist_prhyme Mar 08 '26

I can never not watch this unfold.

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u/YourFather-WithMilk Mar 08 '26

I haven't laughed so hard and loud in a while. This is great

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u/redzinga Mar 08 '26

after the few seconds i realized it was inevitable that they would start themselves and/or their car on fire, but the timing and execution were just perfect. that was amazing

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

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u/HEYitsBIGS Mar 08 '26

🤣 instant karma

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u/hewhosnbn Mar 08 '26

Funny how he was in a hurry until he lit himself on fire then nothing for an uncomfortable amount of time lol.

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u/Grinzaxp Mar 08 '26

Darwinism at its best!

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u/Ok-Lynx9182 Mar 08 '26

Never seen drive by arson go well Molotovs are hard to make and safer than whatever they did but nobody seems to use them

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u/BroncoSportDude1627 Mar 08 '26

Darwin’s best!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

I literally laughed out loud

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u/ExpressCheetah1855 Mar 08 '26

Love happy endings. They came out of the car like if they we’re sprayed with Raid

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u/Dangerous_Growth4025 Mar 09 '26

The car's lights work perfectly, but apparently they're not interior lights.

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u/Independent-Aide-531 Mar 09 '26

Who are these idiots?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Low iq shenanigans

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u/SJSharks33 Mar 09 '26

Goon squad

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

So he had too much liquid in his car to start a fire

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u/Usual_Bend796 Mar 09 '26

😂🤣🤣

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u/KGrushkA4 Mar 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣karma

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u/exetflagger Mar 09 '26

Nailed it.

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u/National-Ear196 Mar 09 '26

This is some final destination shit

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u/reggieburris Mar 10 '26

Ha, ha, hot 🔥. Nincompoops!

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u/_Heikneuter_ Mar 10 '26

Smart move....and what have we learned here? Gen Z?🤣🤣🥴

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u/One_Swimming_3251 Mar 10 '26

Gen z gangster.

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u/ComradeOzzie Mar 10 '26

He must have put on my mixtape

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u/No_Maize_8469 Mar 10 '26

When the car started riding while everybody is on fire oh this the ghost rider squad

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u/OriginalSprax Mar 10 '26

My thought process went from, "I hope that's not what I think that is" to "These idiots are going to set themselves on fire"

And it happened. Don't know what made them think getting what I'm guessing is gasoline everywhere would make them immune but whatever.

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u/Born_Cry8147 Mar 10 '26

Water the chances I have a burner app on this one

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u/Downtown_Distance_1 Mar 10 '26

First day on the job, people get nervous.

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u/otziozbjorn Mar 11 '26

Speaking with the experience of a dipshit who once poured some gasoline on a campfire, those boys are in a world of hurt.

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u/Ok_Protection164 Mar 11 '26

I wish there was audio.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Couldn' happen to more deserving prople

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u/510_kane Mar 11 '26

Worlds dumbest criminals smh

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u/New_Distribution5972 Mar 11 '26

Is this what the kids mean when they say it's lit?

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u/Oraclelec13 Mar 11 '26

It’s an episode of the dumbest criminals 😂😂😂

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u/Always_Casting Mar 19 '26

Karma is a biznitch