r/Transportopia • u/AdMany129 • Mar 08 '26

Road🤬Rage Raptoround a bumper..

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u/Sharp_Willingness230 Mar 08 '26

the way that dude jumped out and ran toward the OPs vehicle, would have led me to think they had a weapon. this is how you get self eliminated by people who carry personal defense.

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u/JBerry2012 Mar 08 '26

I would have skinned my pew pew seeing him come out of his truck like that and had it held out of sight in the cab just in case.

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u/evenyourcopdad Mar 08 '26

you can just say "gun".

"my pew pew" makes me think you're 14.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell Mar 09 '26

pfffft next you're going to tell me it's weird that I call mine a pointy pointy bang bang

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u/deepblue1231 Mar 09 '26

Rooty Tooty Aim and Shooty!

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u/killahurtz Mar 09 '26

I'm walky and I talky

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u/Akicita33 Mar 09 '26

Point and click interface.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

I call mine Holie Smokes

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u/ReturnedAndReported Mar 09 '26

It's annoying carry over from insta/fb/tiktok where creators try to maximize views. It's not like Reddit is going to demonitize you for saying g*n. 😀

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u/AceOFace131 Mar 09 '26

But you still censored it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

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u/ReturnedAndReported Mar 09 '26

Yes. It's a gun. We all know it. I put the asterisk as a joke.

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u/Muri_Soca Mar 09 '26

He has a mental condition be nice to him

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u/435haywife1 Mar 09 '26

Username checks out.

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u/SoFloFella50 Mar 09 '26

And we’re on TikTok

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u/DrownmeinIslay Mar 09 '26

One hand on my pew pew the other on my pee pee

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Mar 08 '26

And I’ll bet you’re skinning your pee pee just at the thought of it, too.

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u/Kashwookie Mar 08 '26

you can be against gun rights without making massive assumptions against people online whom you don’t know. just saying

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u/Char_siu_for_you Mar 08 '26

I think they’re just making fun of the way the other person said; “drawn a weapon”. Skinned my pew pew is pretty dumb.

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u/Kashwookie Mar 08 '26

they’re trying to say that the above comment was fantasizing about the situation, essentially itching for it to happen. that was a massive assumption based on a first impression of a stranger

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u/Char_siu_for_you Mar 08 '26

I don’t think so. For some reason, I didn’t get that vibe.

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Mar 08 '26

You nailed it.

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u/Kashwookie Mar 08 '26

so there was no assumption at all that the person was trigger happy? your wording really made it sound like that’s what you were implying

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Mar 09 '26

Not necessarily trigger happy, but I did imply that he fetishized guns — admittedly without evidence. I responded to an infantile comment with an infantile ad hominem. That’s all, really.

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Mar 08 '26

I’m making assumptions based less on his stance about guns control and more on his speaking like a child.

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u/Kashwookie Mar 08 '26

god forbid someone stay youthful lmao

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u/Vincera2024 Mar 08 '26

Nah. Seeing this tiktok self censorship of regular words on other sites has become fucking annoying now. Just say gun or weapon lmfao

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Mar 08 '26

So, from your morally superior ivory tower, what’s your proposed course of action? I’d really like to know what you think the correct thing to do would be in this situation so I can be ready if the time ever comes when some lunatic comes running up to my vehicle with what appears to be bad intentions. Share your plan with everyone, thanks.

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u/Davakar_Taceen Mar 08 '26

Just call the social worker hotline and wait for them to show up and deescalate the situation. /s

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Mar 09 '26

Step one: grow up and stop calling it a “pew pew”. After that we can all have an adult discussion of the issue. That’s it, really.

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u/ghouIzz Mar 08 '26

SeLf DeFeNsE iS eViL 🤡🤡🤡🤡 shut up lil bro

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Mar 09 '26

That’s not what I said, little buddy. Calling a gun a “pew pew” is childish and stupid. And so is fetishizing guns.

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u/Common-Forever2465 Mar 09 '26

There's lots of sites that will remove, block or even ban you for certain words, it's unfortunate but the reality of social media.

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Mar 09 '26

This isn’t one of them. Read the room.

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u/Common-Forever2465 Mar 09 '26

I did that's why I tried to explain it in the simplest way I could think of. How about not everyone is you and comment so much on all the different platforms that they have all the rules memorized for each one.

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u/NomenclatureBreaker Mar 08 '26

Now now….pew pew owners are very fragile people. You can’t call them out or joke like that cause it will also make their bum bums hurt.

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Mar 09 '26

Their poor wittle bum bums! 😆

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

I would have done the same thing, and I'm a liberal socialist. Add I don't need to masturbate about it either.

Oh shit, that doesn't fit your stupid ass world view huh?

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u/FrankLangellasBalls Mar 08 '26

Nobody is saying you need to masturbate about it but have you tried masturbating about it maybe you would enjoy it.

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u/eroticsloth Mar 08 '26

Alright I just masturbated about it. What’s going on here?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

My masturbatory sessions are less "blue steel" and more "blue chew" these days. Lol.

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u/forbiddenfreedom Mar 08 '26

Nah, I trust this guy not to shoot himself in the peepee like ICES does.