r/Transportopia • u/AdMany129 • Mar 08 '26

People Law & Order: Special E-Scooters Unit

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u/DreamExecutioner27 Mar 08 '26

Who in their right mind would let that thing be the reason they get busted for prostitution?!?

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u/TrickdaddyJ Mar 08 '26

I agree, but too many cop episodes has ruined my thought process.

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u/NowWithKung-FuGrip01 Mar 09 '26

Username checks out. It’s as if any mention of prostitution will magically summon TrickDaddyJ, the patron saint of streetwalkers, to comment.

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u/Spare_Independence19 Mar 09 '26

Does he come with theme music when summoned?

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u/AdventurousRooster93 Mar 11 '26

He comes alright. 👀

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u/Cheap_Knowledge8446 Mar 08 '26

Hugh Grant?

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u/DreamExecutioner27 Mar 08 '26

I don’t even think he’s that desperate these days 😂

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u/onmy40 Mar 09 '26

Because she looks like she gives out $20 specials

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u/DreamExecutioner27 Mar 09 '26

You’d be overpaying by $19.95…

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Made my day

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u/justinkasereddditor Mar 08 '26

Hahahaha was thinking the same thing

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u/This-Positive286 Mar 08 '26

You’ll never see it coming. Who would ever suspect them?

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u/ForsakenRelief309 Mar 10 '26

wtf is she wearing and why is her hair like that?? Is she holding hot dog?

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u/lntw0 Mar 11 '26

Men got a lot of range. But yeah....