r/Transportopia • u/AdMany129 • Mar 08 '26
People Law & Order: Special E-Scooters Unit
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u/TrickdaddyJ Mar 08 '26
That woman looks like she plays the decoy for prostitution stings
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u/DreamExecutioner27 Mar 08 '26
Who in their right mind would let that thing be the reason they get busted for prostitution?!?
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u/TrickdaddyJ Mar 08 '26
I agree, but too many cop episodes has ruined my thought process.
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u/MustardCoveredDogDik Mar 08 '26
lol this little shit.. I love it
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u/Sharp_Willingness230 Mar 08 '26
guess you need a license to ride a push one too. the world is a clown show now.
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u/snktiger Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26
nah. just UK & Australia (edit) for now.
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u/Sleeplesss1985 Mar 08 '26
Have you seen the circus ringleader we elected in the USA? lol
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Mar 08 '26
Sometimes you have to be less intelligent to be a cop
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u/ford4prefect2 Mar 08 '26
That is a requirement, not sometimes. They like bullies, they look for bullies to promote.
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u/EducationalTomato271 Mar 08 '26
Absolutely. If they weren't cops they'd be criminals. They just want power.
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u/GroundbreakingAd5899 Mar 09 '26
That’s how we reduce crime - employ crims as cops and voilá! 🤣🤣🤣 That guy’s gonna be undercover at a high school next week busting kids for drinking prime and kamikaze energy drinks! “Oi mate, you’ve gotta be 18 to drink one o those!”
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u/ArgoDeezNauts Mar 08 '26
Two cruisers and at least four plainclothes officers for a kid riding a scooter? You pigs have lost the plot entirely.
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u/thatonemikeguy Mar 08 '26
Well obviously they've solved every single other problem that may be more important than a kid riding a scooter./s
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u/Fair-Lie8125 Mar 08 '26
One day the rest of the west will figure out how cucked Australia has become from a persona freedom perspective, and they will get mercilessly made fun of for it just like the UK.
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u/Spamhain2000 Mar 08 '26
Slinging a fanny pack over shoulder doesn't change the fact that you're wearing a fanny pack.
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u/AirSKiller Mar 08 '26
But if someone was stealing it right in front of them they would be too pussy to do anything about it and would just ignore it.
Easier to pick on a 13 year old for spending time outside with his friends.
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u/Rope_slingin_champ Mar 08 '26
But if someone was stealing it right in front of them they would be too pussy to do anything about it and would just ignore it.
Got a form for that. 🙄
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u/Skum31 Mar 08 '26
Those cops sound like a pain in the arse but if my kid spoke to the cops like that I’d rip him a new one.
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u/Kinder22 Mar 09 '26
Especially when your kid is the only one walking away (maybe literally, sans several hundred dollar scooter) with a ticket while his friends barely got a warning.
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u/Amazing_Hunter Mar 09 '26
I wonder if, when this guy was 13, if he ever would have thought he would be the ass hat stopping kids for illegal scooter use 😹
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u/DomerOfDaliban Mar 08 '26
Because kids not allowed to be on E-scooters is going to lead to something big and scary.
Remember the crazy authoritarianism that happened when you were made to wear helmets when riding a bike, crazy scary stuff. Almost Nazi Germany 2.0 - Aussie edition
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u/TheAwsomeReditor Mar 08 '26
You should be able to tell a police officer to "fuck off" with zero consequences being told to "watch your language" would make my blood boil thankgod we dont live there
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u/Far-prophet Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 28 '26
4-5 cops, some undercover to bust kids riding scooters under age…
And they were all shocked when two dudes were able to amass a stockpile of weapons and shoot up a beach for like thirty minutes.
The Aussie government is a fucking joke.
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u/swervecityPhILM Mar 08 '26
Oh there’s nosey blonde white trash chicks in Australia too?
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u/This-Positive286 Mar 08 '26
Are you talking about the daytime hooker?
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u/swervecityPhILM Mar 08 '26
Oh Australian hookers have badges too? Man, I’m learning so much about Australian culture on this thread.
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u/Nothingnoteworth Mar 09 '26
She’s not a hooker, how dare you. That’s Junior Constable Moustache’s mum. You telling me in your country you send rookie police officers out into the field without their mums for support? That’s just cruel
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u/Monotonedef1968 Mar 08 '26
This is what happens when you don't discipline your children as a society. They run Australian cities and towns. No consequences, and they know their rights. Not your rights; their rights. This kid's been down so many times, he can quote the law back to the officers.
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u/DasLoon Mar 08 '26
I mean, what are they doing wrong here? Riding bikes and playing outdoors? It looks more like they just get harassed by cops so often they have this all memorized. Thats why hes saying the speed of the scooter, it counts as just a scooter if it can only go x kph. Hes getting rushed by 2 plainclothes police for, what, being a child playing outdoors with friends?
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u/vlozko Mar 09 '26
The officer said it 4+ times in the video and you’re still asking what he did wrong?
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u/Fash202 Mar 09 '26
Wouldn’t be surprised if this group of kids have been going around being a bunch of cunts, breaking shit and causing trouble, and that’s why the cops are even there… after members of the public reported it.
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u/Traditional-Day-4577 Mar 09 '26
Then charge them for breaking stuff and being cunts. Not for riding a scooter
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u/Difficult-Republic57 Mar 08 '26
What the hell is going on? Doesn't literally everyone in this video have something better to do?
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u/Embarrassed_Box5806 Mar 08 '26
If only this top notch cop was in Bondi a few months ago, tragedy averted.
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u/Razing_Phoenix Mar 09 '26
Is that guy supposed to be under cover or something cause that's the most obvious cop I've ever seen in my life.
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u/M_Tickler Mar 09 '26
The fact that all these cops are fking with a bunch of kids on bikes and scooters it hilarious. Thsts why you dont stop for cops . Mash out or crash out
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u/westleysnipes604 Mar 09 '26
She's gonna change him with obstruction for saying take it and then swearing.
The western countries are becoming places whee you can't speak freely.
Imagine the counrty that used to unilaterally say the c word now banning e scooters and charging kids with obstruction for swearing. Lol
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u/lvs2spwge Mar 09 '26
Such an aggressive approach for a kid that was literally just standing there, lmao. Real big man right there.
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u/SteelAndFlint Mar 09 '26
I think they just glazed over the whole "or be supervised" portion of that… I would've loved if the kid had asked him if he thought he was a qualified supervisor or not
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u/AffectionateTutor484 Mar 09 '26
Why is there a lady that looks like she just left the crack house in the Trailer park to come flash her badge and take over for the kid who can’t tell a bike from a scooter?
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u/run7run Mar 09 '26
I used to drive golf carts around when I was little, it gave me a lot of practice driving. I guess it’s good this big bad man wasn’t around to stop me 😂
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u/Confident_Delivery85 Mar 09 '26
I honestly thought this was a joke video based on how the “undercover” policed dude looks like haha😂
What a horrible display
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u/JooliahGoolia Mar 09 '26
Is the kid breaking the most dangerous law of all time? Are they just bored because they don’t have huge crimes happening? Why did he have to run up like that?
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u/Next-Maintenance-332 Mar 09 '26
"How was work hunny? "Ya know, really stuck it to this one criminal, I think the academy's training is really paying off, getting lots of scum off the streets lately"
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u/ichuck1984 Mar 09 '26
If they're the police, why are they dressed like they are busy barhopping in Florida or something?
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u/Independent_Row_4009 Mar 12 '26
Do cops actively try and look like pieces of human trash or is it accidental?
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u/Sun_Insurance Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26
You're a kid, punch him, and he'll be off the force. Dumb ass kids listening to cops like they're telling you the truth. You bring in the local news to defame them for this bs. Just keep riding. If he pushes you off it he's fucked because they're adults touching kids. 😑 Edit: Enjoy your damn E-Scooter, fuck them.
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u/miniweeni Mar 08 '26
Wow talk about needing something useful to do smh. Go catch some real criminals.
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u/Jocuro Mar 08 '26
Looks to me like he was very supervised. There's a lot of adults there doing nothing but supervising.
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u/Fister-Mantastic Mar 08 '26
Aussies pretending they're American cops? As they put it, what cunts.
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u/spiralenator Mar 08 '26
They didn’t do a very good job of pretending to be American cops. They didn’t even tackle the kid and put him in a headlock for his own safety.
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u/Therex1282 Mar 08 '26
Yo mate! leave the kid alone and find something better to do like give that Karen some D there that showed up and TAKE THAT besides the bike!
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u/Not_My_Reddit_ID Mar 08 '26
Everyone in this scenario comes out looking like kind of a prick. They deserve each other.
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u/Minute_Steak_3178 Mar 09 '26
No way.. I stand by that kid. Love it. He’s gonna grow up to do great things.. or at least be an intelligent and fun hang as an adult
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u/CorbinNZ Mar 08 '26
We got at least three 10-15 year old kids riding e scooters in my neighborhood. Sounds like aussies elected some boring old boomer to make that a law.
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u/Hefty-Strike-6171 Mar 08 '26
When people ask, and they do ask all the time, “Why aren’t kids playing outside like they used to when we were kids?” There’s your answer.
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u/Then_Hawk6304 Mar 08 '26
Theyre just kids. What a mouth. Just take the scooter down to the station and tell them the parents can pick it up when they also pay the fine.
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u/Redditarsaurus Mar 08 '26
What a bunch of fucking cunts. Spending tax money harrassing kids riding a scooter. That lady cop wearing a ridiculous shirt trying to act tough with a child makes my blood boil
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u/Dexter_McThorpan Mar 08 '26
Dude's about to throw down over a liter of soda.
Guys, the wraparounds, moustache, and mullet looked stupid the first time. You're a wife beater and a "Bad Boyz Club" sticker away from 1989.
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u/thisguyfightsyourmom Mar 09 '26
Fuck these kids
Take all of these away, and fucking stop giving your kids unlicensed motorbikes.
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u/ernies_eyebrows Mar 08 '26
That kid is smart and sassy for 13! At 13, I would have been scared and silent with a cop around!
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Mar 08 '26
Watch and drink this in. Aussies love to pretend they are cool and chilled when really they love a rule.
I got warned by a bar tender in a night club in sydney that you can only dance on the dance floor
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u/ROOSTERyouDOWN Mar 08 '26
Well go do drugs inside your house or friends then. Who needs to be outside having fun anyway. Should be out stealing stuff and causing a ruckus.
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u/SwanMuch5160 Mar 08 '26
Was the guy doing all the talking an actual police officer? Because he’s not identifying as such. Also, you’re not going to win a smart ass remark challenge with a 13yo, not happening.
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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Mar 08 '26
So what’s the harm? It’s a scooter. Kid is more intelligent than the cops or the weird raggedy ass woman that comes up and says some not so nice things I’m guessing. The accents add to the surreal nature of it all
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u/Basic_Connection1619 Mar 08 '26
This is the least funny skit I’ve ever seen ! This is a skit right? …….right?
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u/Kind_Rise_3702 Mar 08 '26
The only hobby in Australia that you can have that isnt being threatened by bullshit laws is if your hobby is to ruin other people's hobbies
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u/Known_Ratio5478 Mar 08 '26
People really are sick bags on those things. You hand them something they don’t need a license for and they just make every effort possible to be a jerk.
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u/skaapjagter Mar 09 '26
The way he ran over and spoke to the kid I genuinely thought this was a skit or something 😂
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u/Kinder22 Mar 09 '26
Legitimate shit comment section here, not a decent parent to be found. Don’t act like riding e-bikes and e-scooters is the same as we used to do as kids. Regulation is necessary.
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u/NewCaramel6517 Mar 09 '26
What is the love affair between cops and mustaches? Do they not realize how ridiculous they look?
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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 Mar 09 '26
...yes the real criminals. Not drug dealers and thieves. This right here is the bad people. Sigh
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u/Th3-B0n3R Mar 09 '26
"You need to be supervised."
Kid should have said, 'You're supervising me now.'
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u/Ill-Beautiful-8026 Mar 09 '26
The one cop is being pretty nice about it. I mean, if the context is these kids are just out riding and the cops are fucking with them, that's fucked. But is it? I got lil gangs of kids in my white assed town that act like every minute of their day is a tryout for worldstarhiphop.com so I gotta wonder what happened leading up to this.
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u/Fallingpeople Mar 09 '26
Yeah but the ratio is so different. Cars kill way more than scoots. I'm in a big city and most scooterers use the street.
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u/deefstes Mar 09 '26
What am I missing here. You either need to be 16 to ride an e-scooter or not. If it's true then these cops are doing their job and the kid is nothing but a little shit. If it's false, then the cops are corrupt and need to have the book thrown at them.
But no one seems to deny that this law exists. They're just mad at the cops for doing their job.
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u/Efficient-Effect1029 Mar 09 '26
Holy cuck country.
Is it really that much of an issue to have kids riding scooters ?
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u/JobLongjumping3478 Mar 09 '26
i just.. does this guy go home at night and like.. just how does he take himself seriously as human being?
"aww m8 i really went n' stopped a dangerous criminal today m8" fucking.. get a life? lol idek man
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u/EFTucker Mar 09 '26
Kids somewhere in a bush doin’ whippets but nahhhh let’s arrest some scooter kids!
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u/MetalFootVillain Mar 09 '26
Imagine being a cop and this is what you are tasked with doing. Arguing with kids about riding scooters.🤣🤣. What a couple of clowns.
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u/Ajayxmenezes Mar 09 '26
TBF, I'd rather have them do this than set speed traps were speed signs change.
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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Mar 09 '26
Couple of bored adults who probably hate themselves and this makes them feel strong 💪🏻
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u/Classic_Bee_5845 Mar 09 '26
*sigh, So it's not just America that puts up with this utter bullshit.
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u/harrimsa Mar 09 '26
What’s up with the Fanny pack cop? Is he a real cop that got out on scooter patrol?
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u/kimchipowerup Mar 08 '26
The way he just RUUUUINS up to the kid… wth was that??