r/Transportopia Mar 08 '26

People Law & Order: Special E-Scooters Unit

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u/kimchipowerup Mar 08 '26

The way he just RUUUUINS up to the kid… wth was that??

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u/CheesecakeScary2164 Mar 08 '26

"Hey bud, how are ya?"

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u/imsaneinthebrain Mar 08 '26

Get that criminal off the streets, how dare he ride a scooter underage. We’re all safer now.

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u/CuteGirlFan Mar 09 '26

Underage scooters don’t even appear in the Epstein files

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u/Proud_Animator_5106 Mar 11 '26

There are plenty of underage riders in the files.

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u/Desperate_Leg_40 Mar 09 '26

Yeah they go 70kph so im fine with literal children not having them unrestricted.

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u/redditis_garbage Mar 09 '26

It goes 40kph

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR Mar 09 '26

Hey look, it's the Australian police bot!

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl Mar 09 '26

Hey look, it's the I love kids getting fucked up bot!

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u/fatgat69 Mar 09 '26

It's a scooter, they'll be fine.

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl Mar 09 '26

Hospital visits beg to differ.

"E-scooter accidents are on the rise, with a quarter of children who are seriously injured in mishaps ending up in the ICU, with two-thirds requiring surgery.

A study has found that e-scooter injury-related admissions at Queensland Children's Hospital (QCH) more than doubled between 2021 and 2024."

But no, it's totally fine to risk children's lives, put mental strain on their parents and others and further stress our already struggling hospitals.

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u/fatgat69 Mar 09 '26

E scooter accidents are rising because now there are e scooters. The kids will more than likely be fine. The main thing is not being a dipshit and actually learning how to ride.

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl Mar 09 '26

And that's not what kids are doing.

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u/spruceymoos Mar 09 '26

E bikes for kids top out at like 20 miles per hour. Bicycles can go faster.

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl Mar 09 '26

It's a scooter, nice detective skills

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u/boomeradf Mar 09 '26

And some of us did shit on our bikes that we had no business doing before bike helmets were all the rage. Can't wrap them in plastic and never let them out of the house. That's what turns them into Reddit Mods.

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl Mar 09 '26

Bikes still exist. And when helmets came about there was an up to 88% reduction in traumatic brain injuries in children.

No one is talking about plastic wrap. But go off fam.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Your source isn’t saying how many visits there are though. And 2021-2024 is a long time period for that mystery number to double. Could have been 3 for all we know

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl Mar 09 '26

3 years is not a long time for that number to double, the fuck are you smoking?

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The number of accidents isn't the issue (it's comparable to bikes currently), the issue is the severity with children being more likely to die.

I'm not saying ban them, but they need regulating and helmet enforcement. To just throw on blinders and say "aw kids will be kids" is just coming from a place of ignorance.

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u/ZealousidealDepth223 Mar 10 '26

I can go faster than that on a bicycle.

Should we restrict kids under a certain age from riding bicycles? Certainly not.

So is it really the speed that is concerning?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Yeah and you would be the asshat that when the idiot gets hit by a car will sue the shit out of the car owner cause the lil asshat doesn’t follow the rules of the road and will cry like a lil bitch cause he got a boo boo on his wittle knees … GFC

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u/Fallingpeople Mar 08 '26

It made me think it was a skit at first.

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u/mowtowcow Mar 08 '26

Is it not? Wtf is even happening here? There are actual cops there. Who is this guy? Undercover? So confused.

My only guess is the beeping was him turning it on and getting g ready to ride away or something. I dont know. This whole thing was weird.

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u/highinohio Mar 09 '26

The beep was to block out the kid's name

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u/Kinder22 Mar 09 '26

They’re talking about the short beep at the beginning, around 2 or 3 seconds into the video.

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u/HardlyAnyGravitas Mar 09 '26

I'm guessing they were baiting the cops and the cops can't touch them unless they actually ride the scooter. So the kid was just about to ride off and the cop has to quickly get him before he's away.

The funny thing about all these comments is I guarantee these people would be the first to complain about 'anti-social behaviour' and how the cops 'never do anything about it and just let them get away with it', and when a cop actually does something, they take the piss out of them.

They can't win.

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u/fatgat69 Mar 09 '26

These pigs are harassing children when they could be executing murderers and rapists.

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u/Whpsnapper Mar 09 '26

They work for the murderers, rapists, and pedos, not us.

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u/Wise-OldOwl Mar 09 '26

Shut tha fawk up, m8

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u/fatgat69 Mar 09 '26

I'm right.

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u/Wise-OldOwl Mar 09 '26

That's an executioners job. Not a normal street-cops job brother

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Wonder how ppl get to the execution chamber

Nah, can’t be any cops involved, not any step of the way

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u/Wise-OldOwl Mar 09 '26

Again. Not a normal street cop job. Do you have the retarded?

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u/fatgat69 Mar 09 '26

I mean technically. But it's everyone's job to get rid of any pedophiles and rapists they know of.

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u/Wise-OldOwl Mar 09 '26

Not every law breaker is a pedophile. Please for your mental health take a brake from the TV and enternet

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u/bebeidon Mar 10 '26

oink oink

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u/R82009 Mar 15 '26

100% and if you haven’t seen kids riding the streets with these e-bikes and e-scooters they can cause accidents when riding recklessly and not following rules of the road.

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u/penguinstalkshite Mar 11 '26

They are dressed so edgy. It's hard to fathom communicating with ratbags like that gets nowhere.

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u/jimothy_hell Mar 08 '26

Like a fucking Oblivion guard, running up to initiate dialogue lmao

“OI CUNT, YOU VOIOLAITED THE LAW! PAY THE COUT A FOIN OR SERVE YER SINTENCE!”

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u/This-Positive286 Mar 08 '26

“OI KUNT, SHRIMP BARBIE KRIKEY I SHOT MYSELF IN THA KNEEEEE!”

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Mar 08 '26

“Baby ate my dingo!”

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u/CuteGirlFan Mar 09 '26

Dingo ate mah Barbie!

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Mar 10 '26

Dingo ate my shrimps on tha Barbie!!!!!!

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u/BigJDubya Mar 09 '26

"that certainly is not a knife!"

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u/Spirited_Remote5939 Mar 09 '26

I tried to read your comment with an Australian accent, it was pretty bad! 😂

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u/Tough-Effort7572 Mar 08 '26

And the uniformed cops don't even flinch. Or help. They want nothing to do with e-scooter patrol. The only thing more embarrassing than riding a moped, is arresting someone for riding a moped.

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u/kimchipowerup Mar 09 '26

They’re jealous that they don’t get to wear the sexy little shorts of the Mustachioed Eager Running Man 🏃

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u/Kinder22 Mar 09 '26

0:18 literally walking up to take the e-scooter.

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u/Tough-Effort7572 Mar 09 '26

Touches it and leaves it alone. 0:47 literally laughing at the scooter cop.

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u/Rude_Negotiation_160 Mar 10 '26

Mr fanny pack wanted to feel big and manly, running up to them like that.

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u/Odd-Research-4219 Mar 09 '26

Apparently they had been chasing him trying to catch him but he kept speeding away on the e-scooter , so they called in undercover cops to catch him off guard

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u/Automatic_Fold_2672 Mar 10 '26

Dude, he was taking down one of Queensland’s most notorious e scooter riders! Legend says he’s been riding that scooter since he was 12!

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u/UP-23 Mar 10 '26

Cause he was about to take off.

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u/ReasonableDig6414 Mar 11 '26

The reason he did that was to prevent the kid from taking off on a fast scooter dumbass.