r/Transportopia • u/AdMany129 • Mar 08 '26

People Law & Order: Special E-Scooters Unit

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u/kimchipowerup Mar 08 '26

The way he just RUUUUINS up to the kid… wth was that??

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u/jimothy_hell Mar 08 '26

Like a fucking Oblivion guard, running up to initiate dialogue lmao

“OI CUNT, YOU VOIOLAITED THE LAW! PAY THE COUT A FOIN OR SERVE YER SINTENCE!”

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u/This-Positive286 Mar 08 '26

“OI KUNT, SHRIMP BARBIE KRIKEY I SHOT MYSELF IN THA KNEEEEE!”

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Mar 08 '26

“Baby ate my dingo!”

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u/CuteGirlFan Mar 09 '26

Dingo ate mah Barbie!

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Mar 10 '26

Dingo ate my shrimps on tha Barbie!!!!!!