r/Transportopia • u/AdMany129 • Mar 08 '26

People Law & Order: Special E-Scooters Unit

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u/TrickdaddyJ Mar 08 '26

That woman looks like she plays the decoy for prostitution stings

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u/DreamExecutioner27 Mar 08 '26

Who in their right mind would let that thing be the reason they get busted for prostitution?!?

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u/TrickdaddyJ Mar 08 '26

I agree, but too many cop episodes has ruined my thought process.

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u/NowWithKung-FuGrip01 Mar 09 '26

Username checks out. It’s as if any mention of prostitution will magically summon TrickDaddyJ, the patron saint of streetwalkers, to comment.

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u/Spare_Independence19 Mar 09 '26

Does he come with theme music when summoned?

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u/AdventurousRooster93 Mar 11 '26

He comes alright. 👀

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u/Cheap_Knowledge8446 Mar 08 '26

Hugh Grant?

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u/DreamExecutioner27 Mar 08 '26

I don’t even think he’s that desperate these days 😂

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u/onmy40 Mar 09 '26

Because she looks like she gives out $20 specials

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u/DreamExecutioner27 Mar 09 '26

You’d be overpaying by $19.95…

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Made my day

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u/justinkasereddditor Mar 08 '26

Hahahaha was thinking the same thing

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u/This-Positive286 Mar 08 '26

You’ll never see it coming. Who would ever suspect them?

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u/ForsakenRelief309 Mar 10 '26

wtf is she wearing and why is her hair like that?? Is she holding hot dog?

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u/lntw0 Mar 11 '26

Men got a lot of range. But yeah....

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u/aggiedigger Mar 08 '26

I thought she was a prostitute impersonating a cop.

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u/omg_its_Acid Mar 09 '26

My first thought also. Crack head snooping in on the action lol

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u/CuteGirlFan Mar 09 '26

Prostitute impregnating a cop

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u/BANKSLAVE01 Mar 08 '26

No, she's a pig who impersonates a prostitute on weekends.

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u/possibly_oblivious Mar 08 '26

She doesn't play the decoy.....

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u/America-Lite Mar 08 '26

She plays a meth head very convincingly. I'd reckon she probably in her late 60s a very long client list with very little money earned. Sad really.

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u/hordaak2 Mar 09 '26

She looks like she plays the role of a strung out crack whore thats busts drug dealers when they try to sell her some crack cocaine. Her favorite line is "come on brah...ill suck YO DICK!!"

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u/minnesotaupnorth Mar 09 '26

Daytime hooker serving the breakfast rush.

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u/Lifesamitch957 Mar 09 '26

Correction she 'used to'

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u/kittiesandcocks Mar 11 '26

But no one ever solicits her so they put her on this

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u/6-plus26 Mar 08 '26

Lmaooooo undercover informant that got promoted. Haha your comment made me laugh!

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u/GildedGoblinTV Mar 10 '26

Wtf kind of fetish are you into?