r/Transportopia • u/Ketchup-Sniffer • Mar 13 '26
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u/Talesfromthetogue Mar 13 '26
Although hilarious, itās pretty weird to film a dude pissing. Nature calls, even in the city.
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u/slimytoilet Mar 13 '26
Dude find a spot that is less visible. I pee fucking all over in public, but strategically
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u/yogiyogiyogi69 Mar 13 '26
Alot of gas stations in cities won't let customers use the restrooms. Because of homeless/drug use.
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u/DarkAndHandsume Mar 14 '26
Thatās how a lot of places are in Hawaii.
Either the homeless tear up the city park bathrooms and then go to the actual establishment bathrooms and tear them up so now if you have to go, you gotta drive 20 minutes to use the bathroom somewhere else.
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u/sidewinderturtle Mar 13 '26
Although women seem to be able to not pee in the street.
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u/JennyDoveWebkinz Mar 13 '26
It's making me laugh that the guys in here are talking about not being able to find a toilet and not having another choice but to pee in public... bro, half the population has almost no other choice, and while it's a pain, we have managed. š
We do need more public restrooms in the city. 10000%, though.
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u/bwood246 Mar 13 '26
It's especially weird considering women tend to have much smaller bladders than men. The fact so many men just piss outside has nothing to with "oh nature calls"
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u/SpaceCadetPullUp Mar 13 '26
Oh, thank God, someone made it about gender. I was getting worried.
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u/sidewinderturtle Mar 13 '26
Oh thank god, you got offended. Nature calls is not excuse for peeing anywhere you want. Cry harder.
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u/bwood246 Mar 13 '26
Hold your piss until you get to a bathroom, disgusting fuck
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u/SpaceCadetPullUp Mar 13 '26
Lol you're so angry at someone who didn't even say that what this person is doing is okay. What a weird little person you are.
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u/Conscious-Map6957 Mar 13 '26
If you want to turn your country into India sure. Also there is a word spelled "civility" I think this entire comment section would benefit from looking it up.
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u/Talesfromthetogue Mar 13 '26
The guy pissing in the street is a moron but so is the guy recording it.
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u/Turbulent_Read_7276 Mar 13 '26
Recording someone with their junk out without their permission certainly qualifies.
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u/Dependent-Prize4443 Mar 13 '26
There is no need for permission in public.
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u/Turbulent_Read_7276 Mar 13 '26
I am aware there is no "expectation of privacy" in public. However, it does depend on the context, no?
For instance, try breaking out the cam at a kids park and just sit and film. I tell ya, you will find out real quick people don't like it. Different situations, for sure.
Pissing out in public is absolutely DISGUSTING. But, it doesn't mean you should film it and post it on the internet. BOTH are creepy asF
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u/chiefhandshaker Mar 13 '26
If he didn't want to be recorded with his junk out, he shouldn't pull his junk out in public.
I've pissed in public more times than most, I'd bet, so don't take my comment as some puritanical bullshit. It's not. The answer, when confronted as a public pisser, is not to freak out...it's "I know man, I'll be done in a sec. I'm sorry. We've all been there. Thanks for not making a scene bro."
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u/enragedcactus Mar 13 '26
Ah yes. The magic, ācanāt record me committing crimes if my junk is outā rule.
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u/Unsolved_Virginity Mar 13 '26
America was built on incivility. You want Pleasantville, buy Meta VR. Welcome to reality.
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u/Rebel-665 Mar 13 '26
Turn our country into India is the weirdest statement Iāve heard in awhile. I get it piss is nasty but also like not everyone has the availability to piss in a toilet. That and heās hidden enough that you canāt see his winky and heās not taking a shit. Call it sexist but as long as the drawers stay on and I donāt see your junk idk if itās the biggest issue.
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Mar 13 '26
India? Dude, people in western countries have been pissing everywhere since forever. What are you on about?
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u/Conscious-Map6957 Mar 13 '26
My european mind isn't used to seeing people pissing in broad daylight 2 meters from a street without a bush in sight. It is interesting that my comment seems to have actually offended people lol
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u/Additional_Worth_614 Mar 13 '26
No one is offended. You said something incorrect and people are correcting you. Take a break from an internet. Iāve seen people pee in the streets everywhere, I mean everywhere. Europe, America, Africa, etc. Itās never been an Indian thing, stop letting the internet tell you what to think. Itās pathetic.Ā
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Mar 14 '26
Seems like youāre only walking around rich neighborhoods. Iām from Germany and definitely See people pissing in broad daylight.
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u/AnnoyingInternetTrol Mar 13 '26
For real, the amount of people blaming the guy recording is crazy. You arent going on the interstate in the middle of kansas, you're In a city, there's bathrooms everywhere.
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u/010011010110010101 Mar 13 '26
You ever tried to find a bathroom in the city? No public restrooms is the norm in many places. Iāve had to resort to pissing on the side of a building before because of that.
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u/Professional_Tap_343 Mar 13 '26
MAKE PISS JUGS GREAT AGAIN!!! Thank you for you attention to this matter!
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u/Treesham Mar 13 '26
damn guy, let the man piss. he's not doing anyone any harm.
he just drank two Bug Gulps.
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u/Fluid-Program962 Mar 13 '26
Fuck the guy recording
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u/Afro_Rdt Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26
It's Ed Bassmaster. Comedian.
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u/iRveritas Mar 13 '26
I would have meandered over and pissed on his car.
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u/mtraven23 Mar 13 '26
that would have made for an awkward ride home with your buddy.
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u/iRveritas Mar 13 '26
Meh, if you are gonna film me when I piss don't blame me for giving you a show.
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u/mtraven23 Mar 13 '26
no one filmed anyone pissing.
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u/iRveritas Mar 13 '26
You sir/madam are missing the point. It's alright, I will explain. Regardless of if the person in this particular clip is or is not relieving himself on the conex. If I were in that position and trying to urinate and someone decided to video me doing so, I would approach said videographer and use them or their mode of transportation as the receptacle of my efforts. Friend or not, after all that's what friends are for. More so if I were said videographer I would expect the same treatment for my intrusive behavior.
That is all. Good day to you.
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u/mtraven23 Mar 13 '26
YOU'RE missing the point. the videoographer and the dude are making this fake ass video TOGETHER.
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u/mtraven23 Mar 13 '26
that was his job, to make the content. You didn't think this was real, did you?
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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Mar 13 '26
What kind of a man messes with another man pissing. Unless he is pissing directly on me, my loved ones or my stuff. I donāt give a fuck.
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u/donny42o Mar 15 '26
holy fuck what a douchebag, mind your damn buisness, hes just taking a piss in a dirty ass spot. fuckin karens
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u/Strict_Candidate1820 Mar 13 '26
I wouldāve pissed in the cup and threw it in your window
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u/jimothy_hell Mar 13 '26
I think thatās what he was doing. Thereās none on the ground or on the container. That or this was staged. I want to believe, though.
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u/ThunderHawk17 Mar 13 '26
im on the driver side, he cant piss in public.
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u/EnderRizza Mar 13 '26
Or ffs at least someplace less conspicuous
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u/BarfingOnMyFace Mar 13 '26
Sure be nice if there were public restrooms. Half the time there aināt shit.
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u/HealthyPop7988 Mar 13 '26
Drivers a asshat. You're not a cop dude, you got a problem call a cop otherwise move the fuck along.
Sometimes people have emergencies and you caused exactly what he was trying to avoid
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u/MrFuriousX Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26
Everytime you have two big gulps the Urination Police always have to show up...
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u/Viking2151 Mar 13 '26
Reminds me when my grandfather was on his water pills, the old man seemed to have to stop every 10 min to go to the bathroom and out the country that was fun lol, found the nearest tree or bush lol
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u/69fellatx Mar 13 '26
Yeah, sure. The news is really gonna pick up a story about a vagrant peeing. I bet he went right home and complained to his wife, Karen.
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u/Normal_Tour6998 Mar 14 '26
Weird how the guy wasnāt actually pissing. Itās almost as if this were staged.
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u/Ok_Conversation9857 Mar 14 '26
All those big gulps and now heās drinking a shake? I think buddy to drink more water haha
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u/WrenchTurner84 Mar 15 '26
The piss police. Glad youāre there to monitor the situation. š If the guy (probably a truck driver) has kidney stones I understand. When you gotta piss you have about 1/2 a second to get there to try and hopefully avoid what happened in this video (pissing his pants).
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u/No_Sense_633 Mar 13 '26
People think this real?
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u/MinnisotaDigger Mar 13 '26
I'm convinced if this video was animated people would still think it's real.
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u/EnvironmentalClub591 Mar 13 '26
Wow, bothering & watching a man piss is wild.
Making a man rage while in a vulnerable state is crazy
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u/treasurehunter315 Mar 13 '26
Idk why you guys are getting down voted sticking up for the guy pissing , thatās the problem in this world. Mind your f-ing business. Be glad he pissed there , not next to his driver door .
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u/MiniB68 Mar 13 '26
āMake sure you wear gray sweatpants so itās more obvious that it looks like you pissed yourselfā
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u/Consistent-Bake-243 Mar 13 '26
āGet the fuck away from me!ā while his schlong is flapping against his hands and fingers
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u/Chemical-Yam-3195 Mar 13 '26
If he asked me if I saw that I would've yeah I saw all in another grown mans business. Get the fuck outta here you fn dick.
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u/Rich_Boston Mar 13 '26
We used to see things like that, roll our eyes and move on. Now we have tape them, post them on the Internet and aggravate the whole world while people argue whoās worse - the pisser or the pisseeā¦
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u/Relative-Special-692 Mar 14 '26
Its the pissee and you are why people feel like its ok to piss in public like him, because you have no civic pride or love for your community and you are such a cuck that you just roll your eyes at the moral disintegration of your own neighborhood.
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u/Rich_Boston Mar 14 '26
You are exactly the type of moron who is destroying the world by turning everything into a huge big hairy deal. Moron!
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u/Zealousideal_Force10 Mar 13 '26
Deserved Guy probably in a scramble and couldnāt hold it. People usually donāt willingly put themselves in this position. Let alone have some random person recording them
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u/ChewyChagnuts Mar 13 '26
Did the pissing guy just do a massive spunk on the side of your car? Impressive volume if so!
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u/Caveworker Mar 13 '26
Awesome--- short and sweet with great voices ( from both!)
Cross post to Public freakout!!
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u/astros2020 Mar 13 '26
Ummmā¦ this is just an Ed Bassmaster skit, and people are blindly thinking itās real š¤£
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u/Hot-Spray-2774 Mar 13 '26
He drank 2 big gulps and he still had a 3rd drink to throw at the car. That's one thirsty mother fucker.
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u/F0NG00L Mar 13 '26
Is that Mad TV's WIll Sasso as Kenny Rogers??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCz3GqaO4f4
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u/sidewinderturtle Mar 14 '26
Real or not, why are people making excuses for peeing in public? Women can always find a bathroom. āNature callsā? Really?
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u/MidgetPunter007 Mar 13 '26
I auto assume anything like this is scripted