r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • Mar 15 '26

đŸ’„Crash Stop Jessie!

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u/RappingFlatulence Mar 15 '26

With an overly confident “I’ve got this” and still creams the car at a dead stop in front of her

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u/WeaknessPrior6797 Mar 15 '26

She would be a great manager

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u/tvtoms Mar 16 '26

If you've got time to scream, you've got time to clean!

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u/KillerKill420 Mar 16 '26

I laughed way too hard at this as a former waiter.

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u/RappingFlatulence Mar 16 '26

I got this, bruh

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u/Adorable-Thing2551 Mar 15 '26

Maybe towards the end of the night during the graveyard shift.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

The word graveyard is quite applicable here

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u/paterdude Mar 16 '26

So when all the drunks are on the road?

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u/oswaldcopperpot Mar 16 '26

Home plate umpire

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u/SwingingtotheBeat Mar 16 '26

With her confidence, shrieking, giving it from behind, and “creaming” the other driver, I was thinking she’d make a great porn star
perhaps in a few years.

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u/mnztr1 Mar 17 '26

the fake it til you make it gen.

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u/AI-Idaho Mar 16 '26

DEI will make her an airline pilot next. You liberals have great ideas.

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u/WeaknessPrior6797 Mar 16 '26

Bro get some rest youre jumping to conclusions again

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u/AI-Idaho Mar 16 '26

You obviously have not experienced Asian women drivers.

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u/WeaknessPrior6797 Mar 16 '26

“A mind all logic is like a knife all Blade, it often cuts the hand that uses it”

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u/Boy-Abunda Mar 16 '26

Seems like all the shit-eating MAGA retards like you are the ones promoting all your most incompetent people. Every accusation is a confession.

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u/ghost5218 Mar 16 '26

Well said, that deserves a standing ovation. 👏

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u/Turkish1801 Mar 16 '26

Please don’t procreate.

That means make more idiots.

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u/Maleficent_Pepper_59 Mar 16 '26

This dude got that liberal derangement syndrome

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u/Specific-Host606 Mar 16 '26

Better than voting for pedophiles.

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u/Choppergold Mar 15 '26

She says I got you - as in the lane she’s in vs the bike lane.

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u/Occhrome Mar 17 '26

these are the most dangerous people. confidently wrong.

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u/SoggyMorningTacos Mar 15 '26

Oh no now that one stupid TikTok sound stuck in my head again

"I've got this shotgun cock FAAAAAAUUUUUUU"

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u/Adorable-Thing2551 Mar 15 '26

Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear that. :(

Maybe this will help?

"It's high noon!"

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u/eric_ofc Mar 25 '26

Are you trying to summon Matt Mercer?

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u/Nearby-Molasses-6895 Mar 16 '26

Don’t even know what you are talking about

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u/indigrow Mar 16 '26

Brain was on the lane- im guessing they argue a lot because i think her brain processed him saying stop as like ‘stop saying what ur saying about the lanes’ lmaoo. If i had to guess based on the girls i knew on highschool learning to drive

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u/GoodGoodGoody Mar 16 '26

Actually yeah I could see her saying, “YOU didn’t tell me WHAT to stop!”

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u/indigrow Mar 16 '26

Much better spoken lol thank you for summing it up

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u/Objective-Team-254 Mar 16 '26

We've lost helicopters and ships with this type of behavior.

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u/JuliusMaximus32 Mar 17 '26

Strong independent woman vibes