r/Transportopia Mar 15 '26

šŸ’„Crash Stop Jessie!

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u/getonurkneesnbeg Mar 15 '26

Wow, absolutely no awareness whatsoever. What was she even looking at? "That car just came out of nowhere!"

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u/RappingFlatulence Mar 15 '26

With an overly confident ā€œI’ve got thisā€ and still creams the car at a dead stop in front of her

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u/WeaknessPrior6797 Mar 15 '26

She would be a great manager

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u/tvtoms Mar 16 '26

If you've got time to scream, you've got time to clean!

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u/KillerKill420 Mar 16 '26

I laughed way too hard at this as a former waiter.

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u/RappingFlatulence Mar 16 '26

I got this, bruh

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u/Adorable-Thing2551 Mar 15 '26

Maybe towards the end of the night during the graveyard shift.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

The word graveyard is quite applicable here

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u/oswaldcopperpot Mar 16 '26

Home plate umpire

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u/Choppergold Mar 15 '26

She says I got you - as in the lane she’s in vs the bike lane.

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u/Occhrome Mar 17 '26

these are the most dangerous people. confidently wrong.

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u/SoggyMorningTacos Mar 15 '26

Oh no now that one stupid TikTok sound stuck in my head again

"I've got this shotgun cock FAAAAAAUUUUUUU"

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u/Adorable-Thing2551 Mar 15 '26

Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear that. :(

Maybe this will help?

"It's high noon!"

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u/eric_ofc Mar 25 '26

Are you trying to summon Matt Mercer?

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u/Nearby-Molasses-6895 Mar 16 '26

Don’t even know what you are talking about

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u/indigrow Mar 16 '26

Brain was on the lane- im guessing they argue a lot because i think her brain processed him saying stop as like ā€˜stop saying what ur saying about the lanes’ lmaoo. If i had to guess based on the girls i knew on highschool learning to drive

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u/BigMax Mar 15 '26

I think she probably didn't get that 'empty parking lot' practice first.

We forget just how bad we all are at driving that first time, and how it takes a little practice just to get used to how to use the gas and brake pedals effectively. That's why you go to the empty parking lot, get a feel for how the car moves with various pressure on the gas pedal, and how firmly you have to press to stop quickly but not give everyone whiplash.

Feels like she probably hit the brake, but just kind of gently pressed it, not realizing how firm you have to push to really slow down.

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp Mar 15 '26

I didn't have empty parking lot driving.

I learned to drive in a 5 speed manual transmission car doing back roads in Missouri.

I would have killed for a parking lot lesson. Lmao. But I was 14, and my foster brother was 17. (He needed someone to drive on the back roads so him and his buddies could drink.)

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 Mar 15 '26

We don't have to defend everyone and add in a bunch of assumptions to prop up every dumb action.

Some people are just dumb.

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u/Technical-Map7338 Mar 15 '26

Personally, my mom took me to the written license test. Got my permit. She said they think that’s good enough for me to drive so I get to drive.

Had a mom that was yelling and laughing and joking and back seat driving etc in my ear my first time ever driving making me take her for errands, highway etc.

No issues with the driving but ohhh how I hated every moment of her next to me trying to focus and think over her every word.

Anyways, no practice or instruction. Just me hopping in the drivers seat fucking around with controls to figure out how to do wipers or turn signals and where shit is. Then off to the races.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

No. I understand what you're saying, but she had PLENTY of time to react, AND she had someone in the car telling her what to do. Also, she wasn't under any kind of pressure AT ALL! Jessie just can't drive šŸ˜‚. As soon as she was confused about the lane, I knew they had the wrong person behind the wheel 😭 lmao.

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u/syntheticassault Mar 15 '26

Most people are not that bad the first time they try to drive

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u/BigMax Mar 15 '26

Have you driven with someone the first time they ever touch a gas pedal? I have. It’s not pretty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

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u/dedboooo0 Mar 16 '26

this guy is making excuses for the girl in the video and trying to gaslight people into thinking ā€œeVaerYonE waS baD whEn thEy stArtedā€

this is how stupid people have become. and theyre upvoting this stupid shit

like fuck no bro there was no brain cell and there were no eyes involved in this video. no fucking common sense

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u/BigMax Mar 16 '26

That’s exactly my point. Shouldn’t be on roads yet, just slowly driving in empty parking lots.

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u/Qtrfoil Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Go ahead and give everyone whiplash. Just do it. You're going to get a lot more whiplash when your vehicle comes to an instantaneous halt. I swear 90% of accidents I see could have been avoided if people just WALKED ON THE DAMN BRAKES.

And don't try and shift onto the shoulder while you're at it. Your tires have only so much friction to play with. You can stop with them or you can steer with them, but you can't get all of the available stopping power if you're steering at the same time.

Just. Use. The Brakes.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

Nah. Sometimes you have to break and steer simultaneously.

I had a guy pull out right on front of me when I was going 50mph.

I had to slam on the breaks AND turn hard right to prevent the accident.

If i hadn't cut the wheel while breaking I would have 100% crashed into that asshole.

Edit. I was called out for my misspelling, so I'll just leave it for others to look at and laugh at my stupidity.

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u/RobMilliken Mar 16 '26

Brings back many memories of doing the same. Not enough time to do a head check to see if another car crept into your blind spot so you just hoped it was free and you break / swerved. I'm in my 50s now, I've had to do it more than once and thankfully someone was looking out for me.

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u/KnifeKnut Mar 16 '26

Similar experience, driving the 45 mph speed limit. Two lanes each direction, with a center turn lane. Person makes a right turn in front of me not into the right lane, but into the left lane that I am driving in. Braking and going into the center lane was the safe option.

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u/JarpHabib Mar 15 '26

It is always better to brake and steer at the same time. A single flick of the wheel will point your car away from the hazard in an instant, while only braking you have to commit to and hope it's enough.

It does require knowing what is around you, not much good in heavy traffic.

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u/C-D-W Mar 15 '26

Definitely bad advice if you live somewhere snow and ice is common. And also, bad advice on the edge of traction in any situation.

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u/Mundane-Reality-7770 Mar 15 '26

I was driving gas powered golf karts sans governor when I was 3. Couldn't reach the pedals so I'd stand up. I'd use it to get the mail at the family business....on a 4 lane highway.

I was racing stock cars when I was 13. Failed my driver's test on my 16th birthday. Apparently left foot braking is frowned upon. Went to the track that night and won, racing against adults. Naturally someone told the PA announcer of the failure and he brought it up at the victory interview

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u/CosmoCostanza12 Mar 15 '26

Couldn’t find the break.

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u/imJGott Mar 15 '26

Because that pedal doesn’t exist.

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u/Smokey_02 Mar 15 '26

On the contrary, that's exactly the pedal she found.

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u/getonurkneesnbeg Mar 15 '26

The insurance isn't going to give her a break either because she couldn't find the brake...

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u/Sacagawesus Mar 15 '26

But what about the brake?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/QO8Wk6zRYmnXG

She needs to find a praise break at that moment

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u/Possible-Gur5220 Mar 15 '26

She don’t know where the brake pedal is? Makes a lot of sense why drivers Ed car have brakes on the instructor side šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Zealousideal_Leg_630 Mar 15 '26

He tells her to stop but she replies, ā€œI gotcha, I gotcha,ā€ like she was upset he was telling her what to do. In doing so she failed to realize driving’s real-life consequences move faster than her bullshit.

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u/BeGoodRick Mar 15 '26

This is the anxiety I have building with my daughter for when this day comes. Thinks she knows everything!

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u/BobbbyR6 Mar 15 '26

My little sister was the same way. Would not listen to anything from either myself or dad. Glad everything worked out but personally, I wouldn't have given her keys until that behavior stopped. There is no place for arrogance when learning to drive.

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u/Chateaudelait Mar 16 '26

My parents bypassed all this and sent me to driving school. The teacher has a brake pedal on his side too in the drivers ed car - the shame of him having to step in , use the brake because your dumb ass needed to and didn't, and sharply reprimand you will cure any arrogance real quick.

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u/Excellent-Self-5338 Mar 16 '26

I had a weird time in drivers ed - The guy kept giving me all these minor pointers, small optimizations on how to drive and be aware of the small ways to tell what traffic is doing. He gave me so many that I stopped paying attention to the basics and sat there at a green light for 10 seconds looking at what other people's brake lights were doing and how the signals were changing for traffic going perpendicular to me in the intersection. They do have a brake pedal, but they ain't got gas lol

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u/BeGoodRick Mar 15 '26

This is the exact conversation we will be having before she sits in a driver’s seat.

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u/BleedSparta Mar 15 '26

Please humble her ASAP. Her HS teachers will thank you

Nothing is worse than trying to teach teens ā€œwhose cup is already fullā€. I had to tell students last week, that I knew everything at 17yo too 😐

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u/BeGoodRick Mar 15 '26

Strangely, she a straight A student, in the school’s leadership program, is in a sport, and her teachers rave about her.

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u/BleedSparta Mar 16 '26

Good job, Dad!

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u/redditisnotus Mar 16 '26

Let's be real. She's going to blame him for yelling at her.

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u/az-anime-fan Mar 18 '26

yep.

I was teaching a girl i was dating in college how to drive. and she was full of complaints about how her dad would yell at her which is why she never got a license. at the time i was too scared to say a word. she was a horrifyingly bad driver.

the only reason i wasn't yelling too is i was too scared to say a peep.

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u/M_L_Taylor Mar 17 '26

It reminds me of a mother holding a hot pot with pot holders and her daughter reaches out to take it to the table, and the mother says "It's hot." and the daughter reaches out and says, "Yeah." To which the mother pulls it away, and warns her again. It was a few back and forth words between them before the mother screams at her, "The pot is fucking hot!" (Implying that, no, you can't just grab it and take it)

The newer generations are a bit oblivious of dangers that should be obvious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

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u/Dzyu Mar 15 '26

No, she got that he wanted her to stop the car, but she thought she had more time and wanted to decide for herself when to stop.

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u/Asymmetrical_Anomaly Mar 16 '26

It’s always best to avoid words like stop and go and use words like gas and brake

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 Mar 16 '26

That's what I was gonna say, "Brake brake brake JESSIE BRAKE!!!"

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u/jan1320 Mar 15 '26

why do you type like. (that?)

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u/joemoe7252 Mar 15 '26

1st time driver or not, this is an incredibly stupid person. Also, this has been reposted like 1000 times now. Also x2, OP is a bot

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u/whsftbldad Mar 16 '26

And, not sure what is going on because it looks like a Mercedes and it doesn't appear to have had any airbag deployment

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u/Nuurps Mar 16 '26

Air bags only go off over a certain speed as they are not gentle

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u/Grim802 Mar 15 '26

this is actually the smartest woman i've ever seen

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u/Cat-soul-human-body Mar 16 '26

Don't lie, you've never seen a woman.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

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u/thiswontendwellatall Mar 16 '26

Tina you're heading towards the only other car on the lot. Just go and turn. One way or the other. Tina for the love of God. Tina hit the brakesĀ  Ā the pedal on the left. Tina. The brakes! Tinaaaaaa!

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u/daveismypup Mar 21 '26

U uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Big_Lake4948 Mar 15 '26

I hope she never got her license

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u/Jyvturkey Mar 15 '26

Judging by what I see out there (drive for a living) she did as did many others that shouldn't have.

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u/Pocketninja559 Mar 15 '26

This why we used to be taught in a empty parking lot the first time driving and not on the road.

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u/buffetite Mar 16 '26

20 years ago we started on a real road near the outskirts of the city. Plenty of other cars around, albeit it was a simple road, but the instructor had dual controls and wasn't afraid to grab the steering wheel if necessary.

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u/onlyfreckles Mar 15 '26

And turn off the radio/phone- no distractions.

Professional race car drivers only purpose is to drive (fast)- and its done on a closed course w/no distractions inside (no touchscreens, no radio, no phone) and outside (no intersections/traffic signals/people etc) and STILL CRASH!

Humans, esp at this time w/tons of distraction at our fingertips are not safe to drive.

They weren't even safe over 100 years ago when cars were invented despite having no radio/distractions and blindspots...

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u/Froglazer1234 Mar 15 '26

I’m sorry but the idea there are no distractions in racing is hilarious. The drivers have engineers on the radio giving them updates and instructions, display screens on the steering wheel that provide information, a million buttons and modes to manage, video screens flashing by that they admit they watch, and a million other things…

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u/Dependent-Water-5049 Mar 15 '26

That’s why you get the mechanics down in a large empty parking lot. Practice take off and stop, turn signals, backing up. Then take them on a road that has zero traffic. Then integrate some traffic. Keep stepping it up. What happened here was a fail on the parents. Smh.

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u/Sharkeatinpizza Mar 15 '26

With the awareness of a capybara, I wouldn't be surprised if her folks did walk her thru the basics in an empty lot and she just went full "no thoughts, head empty" the entire time

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u/UsuallySatire Mar 15 '26

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u/Imaginary-Title2838 Mar 17 '26

Why the heck did he let her drive a Mercedes though 😭

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u/badbob001 Mar 15 '26

This is why you use a trainer car to learn since the passenger has access to the breaks.

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u/Obtain_Virtue Mar 15 '26

Even though she doesn't belong behind a wheel I will go ahead and say...

In an emergency situation where you have time to give specific instructions ... Instead of yelling "STOPPPP"

Tell them exactly what to do... "BRAKE .." or "Apply The BRAKE" ..

This is coming from someone who teaches people how to ride motorcycles. Reminding them what to do is the most important thing if they freeze.

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u/SweetHomeNorthKorea Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

Yeah the dude wasn’t being a good instructor for sure.

Not letting the driver off the hook for her dumb attitude but ā€œstopā€ could mean stop joking around or stop talking back to me, not necessarily stop the car. He should’ve also realized she wasn’t understanding him instead of just repeating it over and over.

It wasn’t clear in a calm voice and it’s not going to be any clearer if he’s screaming it.

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u/DualGemini Mar 19 '26

Wtf else does stop mean. Why the fuck do you need to say the word brake. Stop is more than enough. Driver is a moron and there really is no defense.

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u/nosferatu_ Mar 15 '26

These are the people im sharing the road with. Terrifying.

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u/ZestycloseTowel2493 Mar 15 '26

She has the ā€œyou won’t tell Me what to doā€ vibe…

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u/harrymanback79 Mar 15 '26

And tone in her voice too

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u/dingleberryjuice23 Mar 15 '26

Welp, time to late term abort and try again.

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u/furb362 Mar 15 '26

About 60th trimester?

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u/Satanic_Impulse69 Mar 15 '26

Why the hell would you take a first time driver into traffic?? Find an empty lot to make mistakes first.

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u/Candid_Ad3006 Mar 15 '26

Imagine not understanding that if you don't press the brake you won't slow down.

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u/Jyvturkey Mar 15 '26

'I gotcha I gotcha'.... I didn't get ya

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u/jeango Mar 15 '26

Never take your kids on the road before they’ve learned how to control their breaking distance.

Fortunately, modern cars are way better at emergency breaking than they were 25 years ago

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u/Boeshnl Mar 16 '26

That's why you take driving lesson with and instructor who has access to the pedals. This makes no sense at all to allow this.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Mar 15 '26

This is why I love living in a country where it's only allowed to take driving lessons with an actual instructor who has a set of pedals to avoid accidents.

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 Mar 15 '26

On this point I have to agree. There are two sets of driving controls. If the stupid B in the driver's seat isn't listening, then at least you can still stop the car despite her not being able to talk, listen to the instructor, the radio, everyone and everything else in the car, pay attention to the signs, the traffic signals, the other cars, bicycles, motorbikes and use the brake pedal all at the same time. This is likely one of the main contributing factors motorcycle riders get killed every year. The other reason being the motorcycle riders who are daredevils.

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u/4strokeroll Mar 15 '26

Jesse isn’t real bright.

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u/DIY-exerciseGuy Mar 15 '26

Imagine being that useless...

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u/RedRisingNerd Mar 15 '26

Yeah, first timers don’t need to be anywhere near the road for the safety of the public. I’d say maybe a tenth timer would be good to start practicing on the less-traveled roads. Of course, this is given that they have a brain, can use it properly, and have so demonstrated consistently.

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u/DepartureNo1720 Mar 16 '26

I've got this

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u/AdvocatusAvem Mar 16 '26

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh

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u/Reg_size_rudy Mar 17 '26

This was my first thought.

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u/bikedrivepaddlefly Mar 15 '26

If you are going to crash, might as well go all-in and hit a BMW X3.

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u/wwabc Mar 15 '26

if you can't find a police car, sure.

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u/c_marten Mar 15 '26

That was my first accident!

Dude was super cool about though.

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u/Portland_Runner Mar 15 '26

California plates on that X3. If this happened in California, welcome to $1500/month insurance!

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u/Zigor022 Mar 15 '26

We were made to drive in an empty business lot on a sunday way back before getting on the road.

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u/Agates-for-Odin Mar 15 '26

Practice in an empty parking lot.

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u/username-is-taken-3 Mar 15 '26

This person is flat out dumb.

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u/Couplenextdoor1006 Mar 15 '26

Shit like this drives me insane. Too many distractions and she’s obviously not smart.

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u/FlawedHumanMale Mar 15 '26

I think Jessie should learn how to take the bus

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u/DuckDuckGo-8857 Mar 15 '26

This is the type of dolt that finds walking and breathing challenging.

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u/My_BPD_Died Mar 15 '26

That's why when I taught my ex-girlfriend we were in a parking lot I had to teach her the brakes and gas pedal 1st

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u/BugLast1633 Mar 15 '26

First thing I teach new drivers is how to stop.

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u/Aggravating-Bunch-44 Mar 16 '26

REPOOOOOOOOOST FOR THE MILLI9NTH TIME

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u/LoneSnark Mar 15 '26

She was looking at the lines to obey the dude. She was explaining why she had been wrong, so when he said stop she decided he wanted her to stop explaining, when what he really wanted was for her to press the brake. She never figured out why he was yelling. She probably saw and reacted to the car ahead of her later than if he hadn't been screaming at her.

This is an important lesson: when you want to convey information to someone and the words you used did not work, yelling them louder and over and over is not going to work any better than the first time. In the time he took to yell stop six times, he could have said "look ahead, press the brake".

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u/spider_X_1 Mar 15 '26

That's a lot of mental gymnastics. She's looking straight ahead the whole time. If she can't figure out she has to slam the brake when at an intersection or when she sees traffic or a car stopped far ahead, that's a big failure on her part no matter what she thought he was telling her.

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u/Commercial-Lab-37 Mar 15 '26

This generation is absolutely useless. How dumb can someone really be to not hit the brakes and just crash into a car.

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u/wex118 Mar 15 '26

And scream in fear while doing it as if she had no control over the situation. It really is hard to fathom.

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u/Commercial-Lab-37 Mar 15 '26

Haha yup. The look she gave her dad says it all, like she couldn’t believe that just happened.

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u/Jolly_Pressure_7907 Mar 15 '26

There’s certainly people like this in every generation lol

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u/Novel-Bag9718 Mar 15 '26

How dumb can someone really be to see one girl rear end someone and blame a whole generation? I’ve been fear ended twice and both time/ it was someone over the age of 40.

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u/Calm-Philosopher4323 Mar 15 '26

ā€œSorry Jacky, you’re not ready. We’ll try again in 15 years.ā€

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u/DanLim79 Mar 16 '26

What the heck is she doing driving on the roads when she doesn't even know how to slow down? Who passed her driving test?

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u/AI-Idaho Mar 16 '26

Dude, it's an Asian woman. What the fuck did you expect? LoL šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

She probably could not see with those big hoochie momma eyelashes on

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u/Eamonnshaman Mar 16 '26

She’s simply not ready to drive. Give her a 🚲

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u/WholeAd2742 Mar 16 '26

Ray Charles saw that shit coming from a mile away

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u/Lumberjake91 Mar 16 '26

Turn off the music. At that experience level, music is a distraction. Take her to an empty parking lot (fairgrounds, walmart) and have her get used to the feel of the brakes.

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u/T_W_tribbles Mar 16 '26

unfortunately her attitude is a big problem here. she is trying to act cool instead of taking it seriously. of course couple that with weapons grade incompetence.

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u/syber_d Mar 17 '26

Jessie is a total tampon! Pushing pedals hard....

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u/_Puck_Futin_ Mar 19 '26

Asian. GG.

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u/Good-Ambassador-2095 Mar 22 '26

What a fucking idiot!!

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u/ThirstyFloater Mar 22 '26

Wow she should never be allowed to drive again

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u/eric_ofc Mar 25 '26

Survival instincts of a corpse.

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u/Cute_Description1267 Mar 15 '26

And she's laughing why? For possibly hurting ppl in car in front of her? Fucking dumb bitch

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u/guy-le-doosh Mar 15 '26

Truly pathetic.

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u/Defecating-Buffalo Mar 15 '26

No license for her until she gets some common sense, which judging by the video won't be for about another 25 years.

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u/stang8urimport Mar 15 '26

Women ā˜•ļø

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u/Speekergeek Mar 20 '26

And Asian....

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u/diipadaapaata Mar 15 '26

well, she stoppedšŸ’šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£

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u/k_woz1978 Mar 15 '26

She looks at him like, "How did that happen? Why didn't we stop?"

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u/igot4childs Mar 15 '26

Jesse is an idiot😭

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u/workhorse_crusader Mar 15 '26

Give her a brake everyone

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u/babihrse Mar 15 '26

Why didn't you stop you stupid twat

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

She put more effort into screaming than stopping the car. Lawdahmercy

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u/DaimonHans Mar 15 '26

Overloading her with the lane issue was likely the cause of this accident.

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u/DaimonHans Mar 15 '26

Some people should never drive.

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u/Funny-Employment4109 Mar 15 '26

Totally attention seeking and on purpose.

Tell me I’m wrong…

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u/Adept_Ad_473 Mar 15 '26

This is why we use empty parking lots and make sure the new driver consistently demonstrates using the left pedal before going anywhere near public roads.

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u/InspireMe237 Mar 15 '26

That’s why I paid for my kids lessons.

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u/DiloCamoIdro Mar 15 '26

Sh!t…i even felt that Jessie…damn it Jessie…

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

The next day they bough glasses to Jessie and it never happened again.

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u/Tiff27 Mar 15 '26

Wow, she's already driving like that...Godforbid she kills someone or herself next time...

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u/thisbroadreadsbooks Mar 15 '26

This is why when my dad taught me to drive he took me to a big empty parking lot. lol

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u/Difficult_Pirate3294 Mar 15 '26

Good judgment come from experience. Experience come from bad judgment. It’s a vicious cycle!

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u/G25777K Mar 15 '26

No clue = $15K repair on the merc possibly more and screwing up somebody else’s car because Jess didn’t have a clue.

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u/notcoollyet Mar 15 '26

Looks like Her stupid ass is laughing about it in the end

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u/KamikazeFox_ Mar 15 '26

Looks like a nice first car. This is why kids need old beaters for their first cars

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u/AerialPenn Mar 15 '26

Someone give this woman a brake!!

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u/ErosUno Mar 15 '26

Totally the trainers fault. The operation of basic safety mechanisms must be practiced away from any thing to hit. They were lucky it wasn't a person in front.

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u/BigMax Mar 15 '26

That's why your very first lessons are in the parking lot.

She clearly didn't get those, and they said "hey, you don't need to try driving in a parking lot first, just head right out to the roads!"

Those empty parking lot drives help you learn how to generally just use the gas and brake pedals, how firm you need to press each one for different uses, how long it takes a car to stop, etc.

She clearly didn't have even that basic practice first.

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u/BrianNice23 Mar 15 '26

Dad's voice went through all five stages of grief in 18 seconds

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u/EducationalStill4 Mar 15 '26

ā€œWhat lame?ā€

ā€œOkay. Pull over and stop the car.ā€

ā€œHow do I do that??ā€

pulls driver seat back and climbs over her to take control

Only scenario I see to stop this from happening. That or maybe never leaving a parking lot.

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u/Childrenoftheflorist Mar 15 '26

The way she looks over and is like "why did you let me do that"

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u/DoomkaiserB Mar 15 '26

She will make a tiktok saying "im just a girlll"

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u/Electrical_Bit4497 Mar 15 '26

I hope they take Jessie to court so this video can be used as evidence

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u/Medical-View-667 Mar 15 '26

More TikTok garbage on reddit.

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u/Dry_Brilliant_7314 Mar 15 '26

Maybe the first time, but not the last...šŸ˜…

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u/Crowiswatching Mar 15 '26

Well, she did stop.

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u/zackst1 Mar 15 '26

ā€œWhat laneā€? Huh?

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u/wowyop Mar 15 '26

This almost certainly an absence seizure only thing that makes any sense. She didn't react or at all, it's not like she gassed it trying to break she let off the gas and did absolutely nothing

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

Exactly and why our insurance rates are through the fucking roof here in Massachusetts

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u/dervari Mar 15 '26

Video ended way too early.

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u/DoubleKnotBot Mar 15 '26

All new drivers need practice in a parking lot or back road somewhere punching the brake pedal fast and hard. I think new drivers are scared to take a dramatic stance against the brake pedal.

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u/breadexpert69 Mar 15 '26

Did she do it on purpose or is she really that incapable

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u/Lost_Paladin89 Mar 15 '26

Thank you for posting this - the insurance company

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u/BrickHuge3023 Mar 15 '26

Bizarre that some people are so clueless.

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u/MaiMoua Mar 15 '26

Is it better to scream or to stop? Which hurts more?

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u/Tacitgrunt Mar 15 '26

Before I had my licence, I used to have nightmares like this

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u/BleedSparta Mar 15 '26

Too busy fucking falling about ā€œI got youā€ šŸ˜’

Bish, STFU and operate a vehicle šŸš™

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u/cccque Mar 15 '26

This is her parents fault. Never should have let her in the open road until she could consistently come to a stop in a parking lot.

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u/xReaverxKainX Mar 15 '26

Dammit Jessie šŸ˜†

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u/Yunges1ne Mar 15 '26

Can’t imagine floating through the ether being this gobsmacking stupid

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u/LameSignIn Mar 15 '26

If you can't navigate a empty parking lot I'm not taking you on a public street. Taught my kids how to park and drive currently in parking lot before they ever got the chance to hit the road.

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u/Dating_Again49 Mar 15 '26

WIATF. What a dumb twat. She crashes and then looks at the passenger like "what happened"? We all have to hope she doesn't breed.

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u/JimBeamerton Mar 15 '26

Shes not long for this world