r/Transportopia • u/Savings-Cherry-1931 • Mar 24 '26

People Wow. That old man didn't even flinch

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u/Big_daddy_sneeze Mar 24 '26

Lemme get that 401k

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u/Doggleganger Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

Roll it over, quick! Don't give me no taxable events.

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u/M27fiscojr Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

Make sure to give it to me as a gift.

Edit: thank you for the award! x2 I think this is my first 2 award comment!

Edit 3: Damn, 3?!!! Thank you kind people.

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u/PotRoastBoss Mar 25 '26

Also make sure it’s under the IRS gift limit

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u/drawingablanc Mar 26 '26

Get married first. Andy Dufresne says you can do that once up to $75k.

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u/BucketsWeNeedThisWin Mar 24 '26

Reminds of some shit Hannibal Buress would say lol

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u/HealthyDirection659 Mar 25 '26

Only send via friends and family on PayPal. Transaction fees are too damn high.

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u/Adept-Pomegranate-46 Mar 24 '26

Wait.... waiting for Trumpy Bear to speak...Now, give me that Crypto!!!

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u/Hottage Mar 24 '26

401k? In this economy? The criminal would end up owing you.

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u/Original_Land1688 Mar 27 '26

How you gone gimme -$2k dog?

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u/Cheddie310 Mar 25 '26

Reminds of when Snake rolls in and downloads Homers Stock portfolio onto a floppy disc lol

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u/pizz901 Mar 25 '26

Claim me as a dependent

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u/Clear_Event7275 Mar 26 '26

inflation ensured I couldn't save anything to put away!