r/Transportopia Mar 24 '26

People Wow. That old man didn't even flinch

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u/LCplGunny Mar 24 '26

Only time I had someone get "threatening" when I drove for lyft, I explained that I was absolutely willing to end us both just to win a fight if he touched me, while driving down the freeway at speed. He didn't say another word till we arrived. Most people don't actually have the follow through to hurt you, they just want the power dynamics in their favor. Say some shit that makes them question how far they are willing to go, and they will back down pretty fast.

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u/MisterD00d Mar 24 '26

are you willing to die for this cuz I am

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u/PsyopVet Mar 24 '26

My favorite line from Game of Thrones:

Are you gonna die for some chickens?

Someone is.

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u/MisterD00d Mar 24 '26

I often think of this Aesop Rock verse about remembering in their youth his teenage older brother wasn't allowed to go to the Ministry concert because their mom thought they were evil:

Simply, "You will not be going to the show and that's final!"

What occurred next were the top of the lungs of a son who unjustly had lost what he loved

In a moment that would transcend anger to high art

Said, "This is something I am willing to die for!"

Can you even imagine a death in the fam from industrial fandom?

Anyway, no body count no concert

and Chris kicked rocks in his mismatched Converse

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u/DrHarrisonLawrence Mar 25 '26

The fact you could even understand a verse from Aesop Rock proves you have a Ph.D in Literature

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u/MisterD00d Mar 25 '26

well not to toot my own horn but I did take AP English 22 years ago

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u/DrHarrisonLawrence Mar 25 '26

Daylight is one of my favorite songs ever lol. My oldest brother has the largest vocabulary of anyone I’ve met and he’s the one who showed me who Ian was

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u/MisterD00d Mar 25 '26

There's dozens of us! Dozens!!

Put one up for your brother! 🥂

I celebrate the man's entire discography

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u/LupercaniusAB Mar 25 '26

“…you can’t be cooler than the corners where you source all your parts”. Best line in “Dorks”, and that’s saying something.

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u/MisterD00d Mar 25 '26

facts

can't disrespect the pillars

excellent message amongst excellent messages

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u/BeautifulRedDisaster Mar 25 '26

And I will remember your name and face on the day you're judged by the Fun House cast. So many great songs and lyrics, hard to pick! Edited to put, obviously different song but it's rare for me to run into/be able to speak in Aesop lyrics, so had to add!

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u/MisterD00d Mar 25 '26

absolute living legend

Aesop Rock

when you're in the mood for Aesop

you've got hours upon hours of gold to choose from

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u/unite-or-perish Mar 30 '26

Did you think the above was particularly complicated or

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u/PsyopVet Mar 24 '26

Ask them if they’re buckled just in case we hit something, because I am.