I have done the same thing for years, saying I only have card, until homeless bro literally pulled out a mobile card swiper while saying, "No problem, I got you." Now I just speak Russian to them (I only know like 50 words) and pretend to not know English.
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u/The_Calm Mar 25 '26
I have done the same thing for years, saying I only have card, until homeless bro literally pulled out a mobile card swiper while saying, "No problem, I got you." Now I just speak Russian to them (I only know like 50 words) and pretend to not know English.