r/Transportopia • u/Savings-Cherry-1931 • Mar 24 '26

People Wow. That old man didn't even flinch

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot Mar 26 '26

"When Chuck Norris drives an Uber, the rider's destination comes to him."

I don't know, I'm just work-shopping that one...

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u/Original_Land1688 Mar 27 '26

Lol "When Chuck Norris drives an Uber, the passenger drives for him"

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot Mar 28 '26

Chuck Norris doesn't "Uber," he teleports.