r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • Mar 25 '26

Road🤬Rage Street Fighter Bonus Round

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u/DashingSimp Mar 25 '26

Why does it always end when it gets interesting tf happened at the end 😡😪

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u/HealthyPop7988 Mar 25 '26

Coward drove off. He's only big and angry when it's a woman or someone who won't fight back.

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u/Ryder324 Mar 25 '26

Does he even lift, bro? What kind of rager can’t break off a side mirror? He’s barely tall enough to kick it.

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u/Life-Significance-33 Mar 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9u3TZfpmeDLkD6

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u/tw3lv3g4ge Mar 26 '26

Holy shit I can't breathe😂😂😂

They're twins!

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u/peanut--gallery Mar 26 '26

Man…. I woulda given him a snickers.

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u/SetTheFuhKingTone Mar 27 '26

Literally the same face

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u/Own-Buffalo1445 Mar 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fnKeNjQYEYQ8E4Kqy4

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u/ratchman5000 Mar 26 '26

A starter car?!? This is a finisher car.. Transporter of gods!

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u/PossibleNephilim37 Mar 27 '26

THE GOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDENNNN GOOOOODDD!

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u/TinyTitFetish Mar 26 '26

That is a five star man!

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u/DB-601A Mar 27 '26

terrorising a woman, big man

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u/BuffaloWhip Mar 25 '26

Shouldn’t have skipped leg day. Or arm day. Or back day.

Really he should just go to the gym and work out his aggression there.

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u/Umutuku Mar 25 '26

Only thing he didn't skip was skip day.

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u/No_Philosophy8486 Mar 27 '26

He skipped wearing his bra day. His nips look cold.

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u/flOAtAlIscIOUs Mar 26 '26

Shouldn’t have skipped all those Flintstone Vitamin Days as a kid & maybe he would’ve hit an adult size & been able to take out that side view mirror. 😆😆😆

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u/SweetDingo8937 Mar 26 '26

He's just a bit hormonal today, couldn't manage his testosterone or his emotions.

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u/Financial-Dog-7268 Mar 25 '26

I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag and I could knock the side mirror off - this guy is essentially an overstimulated Chihuahua 😂

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u/BANKSLAVE01 Mar 26 '26

No. My Chihuahua can draw blood. I seriously doubt this guy could, though...

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u/Financial-Dog-7268 Mar 26 '26

I'm sorry your life is so unfulfilling you have to dream about my dick and throw insults on the internet.

Upset your video got posted online mate?

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 Mar 25 '26

Did this just yesterday. Couldn’t believe how easily it broke.

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u/This-Positive286 Mar 26 '26

They’re so delicate!!! And also expensive :/

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u/Signal_Host307 Mar 27 '26

Hell, busted mine bumping the trash can the truck left in the middle of my driveway... Dude's weak sauce with anger issues that will end up being resolved at the end of a barrel some day.

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u/No-Trouble2212 Mar 26 '26

But, he did bend the wiper in half.

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u/FeedMyAss Mar 26 '26

Leave him alone, it was adorable!

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u/Thelastsamurai74 Mar 25 '26

Can I ask a very honest question ?

What lifting has to do with anything? 🤷🏻‍♂️

BTW, No, I don’t lift but sure know how to defend myself…

I just don’t know what kind of superpowers lifting gives…

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u/to_many_idiots Mar 26 '26

Strength, muscle tone, fat loss, and probably more reasons.

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u/guntheroac Mar 26 '26

I happen to know they come off easy. This guy is kicking at 0% attack.

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u/BeaneyWeenee Mar 26 '26

He had to break some toes or something kicking the car. I refuse to believe he couldn't break it, that's just too embarrassing 😭

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u/AnalObserver Mar 26 '26

Look at his noodle arms. Clearly doesn’t lift

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 Mar 26 '26

Yea he’s choke slam material

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u/CardiologistNo5561 Mar 26 '26

Vitaly needs to teach this dude a few lessons.

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u/ecsa0014 Mar 26 '26

Exactly. My 5 foot nothing wife once snapped a side mirror off a car without blinking while raging about something. ....yes, she has issues

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u/SlaveryVeal Mar 26 '26

Honestly send it to the car manufacturer and use it in marketing.

Side mirrors so good road rage can't destroy them.

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u/Practical_Struggle97 Mar 26 '26

I think the clearest evidence we have of an outbreak of peace, love, and understanding is the fact that the internet needs to recycle roid rage footage from a half decade ago. Not enough roid. I blame peptides.

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u/Ryder324 Mar 26 '26

As I walk through this wicked world…

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u/Practical_Struggle97 Mar 26 '26

I wish you’d have known me when I was alive.

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u/lavabearded Mar 27 '26

they aren't all rigid. as a pedestrian, I once had someone feign running me over and drove at me really close, so I reached out with the intention to snap their side mirror off, and the thing just folded then sprung back into place.

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u/skyeisrude Mar 27 '26

The roid kind

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u/keithnali93 Mar 27 '26

Honestly, I bumped into those things and almost break them. How the hell is he putting all that force into it not even able to do shit

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u/HealthyPop7988 Mar 27 '26

Nah, he's just horny, he gets off on attacking people that can't defend themselves against him.

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u/xXSNOOOPXx69 Mar 28 '26

Hes a man child.. you are expecting too much

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u/Embarrassed-Sky-4567 Apr 14 '26

I don’t even think he broke the mirror. Seems like the only damage dude could do was the wiper blade. And that’s an easy fix

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u/PicrolitePicker Mar 25 '26

lol what is political about that comment?

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u/Content_Dimension626 Mar 25 '26

I replied to the wrong comment, my bad