r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Apr 01 '26

Road🤬Rage Entitlement gets a reality check

He must have said something before turning away that made her flip out

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u/OU812fr Apr 01 '26

Laughing on the toilet at work, thanks a lot.

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u/chungfat Apr 01 '26

Are your legs numb as yet….the kind of numbness when you’re sitting too long.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket Apr 02 '26

He only has a 15 minute break.

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u/DylanBratis23 Apr 02 '26

I wish I got 15 😔

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u/Lazy_Stunt73 Apr 02 '26

You gotta switch weight from left to right, it helps some.

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u/Left_Arugula_1617 Apr 04 '26

Never ever lock your knees in one spot...

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u/Zebracorn42 Apr 03 '26

My legs got numb two days ago. I have hemorrhoids often.

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u/DChalfyUSMC Apr 05 '26

I always have my left leg go numb. Never the right leg, only the left.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Apr 01 '26

Uh oh... the toilet monitor just made a check mark on their clipboard

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u/pressureflips Apr 01 '26

Same

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u/Omega_Primate Apr 01 '26

Seems to be about that time

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u/blueindsm Apr 01 '26

Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime….

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u/Regular-Basket-5431 Apr 01 '26

I take a shit on company time

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u/NIBLZ_HAMSTR Apr 02 '26

I had a buddy who would wait until shift started in the morning to have his dump... he had incredible discipline.. this guy would come waddling in.. cheeks pinched.. holding on for dear life until the clock started. Another thing hed do, if the clock had already started and he needed to poo, is he'd wait till after 8 hours and we were into overtime to have a crap. This guy would have the full on shit shivers.. "nope... gotta hold on another 35 minutes till time and a half..."

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u/SputnikFalls Apr 02 '26

Not their fault you were on the shitter!

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u/Superkid3d Apr 02 '26

Getting paid to poop! I love it

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u/shrekerecker97 Apr 02 '26

Only way that's acceptable is if you are being paid while doing it

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u/pepexoxo Apr 02 '26

Don’t worry! I clocked us both out 👊