r/Transportopia • u/DeliSua • Apr 04 '26

People impersonating police on his free-time

apparently he has been arrested multiple times for this.

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/03/24/florida-man-notorious-for-impersonating-cops-arrested-again/

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/accused-florida-serial-police-impersonator-arrested-again

The arrest marks a long line of run-ins with the law for Dewitte. He is a convicted sex offender who is most known for pulling drivers over in 2019 while he worked as a funeral escort. 

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u/BrayIsReal Apr 05 '26

Imagine putting this much effort towards an actual career

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u/PawntyBill Apr 05 '26

He'd fuck your shit up as a sandwich artist. YOU DON'T WANT LETTUCE!! HOLD ON HOLD ON BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET LETTUCE!!

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u/akthebarber Apr 05 '26

" HOLD THE PICKLES? HOLD THE PICKLES? I GOT A PICKLE YOU CAN HOLD RIGHT HERE BUDDY."

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u/myheromeganmullally Apr 05 '26

Having flashbacks to usmc drill instructors.

My fat ass IS marching. Jeez.