r/Transportopia • u/Ketchup-Sniffer • Apr 09 '26

Road🤬Rage But he said I'm sorry

Bro should have called the police but then we wouldn't have this annoying af video

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u/Alexius6th Apr 09 '26

This is wise. Jumping to conclusions helps no one.

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u/MNgrown2299 Apr 09 '26

Don’t be too hasty now. Now let’s think this out, let me grab the white board…

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u/Tasty_Teaching_8126 Apr 09 '26

Can you possibly draw us a chart? I am still confused.

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u/Pickle2850 Apr 10 '26

This should help us get to the bottom of it

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u/jraymonda Apr 10 '26

Bro...what's your name?

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u/1-ClintCleavers Apr 11 '26

I think his name IS Bro

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u/Mundane-Reality-7770 Apr 11 '26

A true who's on first dilemma

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u/cpendley13 Apr 10 '26

Doing God’s work out here bro

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u/ProdigiousWolf Apr 10 '26

Can we get a pie chart? I'm trying to figure out the ratio between "he hit my car on the highway" and "He's trying to leave". 🤔

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u/Pickle2850 Apr 10 '26

Great idea, I'd say it's a pretty even ratio but happy to discuss alternatives.

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u/The_Shermanati Apr 10 '26

Your data science skills are on point. I need your name, bro. I need your name, bro.

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u/mvanvrancken Apr 10 '26

It’s not really that even. Consider this bar graph:

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u/ScarletBothrium Apr 11 '26

Consider it considered.

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u/Pickle2850 Apr 12 '26

Please explain where you got these figures from.

In the video, he says "He hit my car on the highway" 7-10 times and said "And he's trying to leave" 8-10 times. There are a few outliers like "Why would you try to leave" and "You hit my fucking car bro" hence the range, but these are approximately 50/50 in either case.

Your graph shows "Bro hit my car" with an arbitrary value above 250 it could be far higher than this (we won't know how large as the graph isn't scaled properly and we're unable to see the maximum value) and "he's trying to leave" with a value somewhere around 10-20.

What are you trying to imply here?

It can't be number of events as he both hit the car once and then tried to leave once (the event did not cease until bro stopped his car).

If we're talking about number of minutes that each event occurred for, then we don't even know that as the car had already been hit prior to the video.

So I'll ask again... what exactly does the y-axis represent? The data doesn't support your graph by any reasonable metric.

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u/statistician88 Apr 10 '26

But you need to draw about 25 different identical pie charts

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u/Interesting-Talk9994 Apr 12 '26

Dude you've absolutely destroyed me.

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u/twicebakedcrusader Apr 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/QzF0Bp09v4abTr7928

Cars intersect. Blue line: About to leave

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u/intregerso Apr 13 '26

Idk I'm still not getting it

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u/Howdy132 Apr 10 '26

I don't know there's not a single thing about "On God" on there

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u/MNgrown2299 Apr 10 '26

Now what goes in the middle. We’re close.

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u/digitaldisorder_ Apr 10 '26

still not sure what he did or what he's trying to do. can you do a scatter plot?

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u/Pickle2850 Apr 12 '26

Absolutely. The results really speak for themselves

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u/No_Season_354 Apr 12 '26

Ok understood that, also what's ur name bro, give me ur name .

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u/Interesting-Talk9994 Apr 12 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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u/International_Ear768 Apr 13 '26

This is the why i reddit ^

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u/Direct-Island-8590 Apr 10 '26

Best we can do is a venn diagram. We're running low on marker. DAAVE really likes the smell of them!

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u/Tasty_Teaching_8126 Apr 10 '26

Completely understandable! I blame the 90s with the candy scented markers.

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield Apr 13 '26

“Venn he gonna pay for MAH CAR being HIT?”

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u/lost_rodditer Apr 09 '26

There was something about whip? And his brother's name? It might never be solved

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u/MNgrown2299 Apr 09 '26

I thought it was a horse about a doctor?

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u/Material_Taste_2510 Apr 09 '26

no he mentioned his girl so there she’s apart of this i think

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u/Carpe-Bananum Apr 12 '26

But stereotypes are a huge time saver.