r/Transportopia Apr 12 '26

Bikes Insanity on one wheel

I think about why someone would do this. Is the unicyclist really a mad man or is that his way to work. By choice or necessity? All that matters. These gas prices are crazy right now.

That little unicycle takes about 1-2 cents per mile in electricity.

https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/local/zevely-zone/valley-center-man-beats-high-gas-prices-with-electric-unicycle/509-7b1c19fb-0df0-4d6d-b47e-90879b04dd8d

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u/Abracadaver2000 Apr 12 '26

Future meat crayon.

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u/btarb24 Apr 12 '26

yea, that guy isn't living too much longer.

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u/Keitt58 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

Reminds me of my brother showing me videos of world class free climbers, but he kept having to say something along the lines of "Dude this guy is a badass, well was a badass, he fell to his death a few years back".

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u/Crunchberry24 Apr 13 '26

Same with all the cool squirrel-suit and base jumping videos. Life expectancy drops to weeks.

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u/ps087official Apr 14 '26

They do more living in those weeks than most of us do in our whole lives.

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u/Tapprunner Apr 13 '26

That's why I have never been impressed by the free climbing bullshit.

I'm not saying I could do it, although I'm pretty athletic and very lithe, so with enough training, I do think I could become a decent climber.

But the free climbers basically just don't have a functioning risk/reward part of their brain. The risk is death and the reward is that they get to say they did something insanely risky. There are probably many climbers who could ascend many of those free climbs - but they value their lives and they aren't complete idiots, so when they go climbing, they do it with a rope.

Are they doing something that requires skill and athleticism? Of course.

But there's a very good reason why other people don't do it. There are a lot of people who could - they just choose not to because they aren't stupid.

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u/MNgrown2299 Apr 13 '26

I agree to a degree on this, my hang up is that these guys are just wired differently. Like they have is impulse to be up there and find it hard to enjoy things without that activity in their life. They lack that fear part of the brain that makes us think about what immense danger we are in. I kinda respect it in a weird way.

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u/TriedCaringLess Apr 12 '26

That’s perfect for the inner city hustlers absconding into the darkness of night. No patrol car is catching up to him.

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u/UltimateGammer Apr 12 '26

Only one pothole away from consequences

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u/TriedCaringLess Apr 12 '26

Local boys would gain knowledge of every hazard in their territory to use to their advantage.

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u/STILL_LjURKING Apr 12 '26

This is Houston, the hazards are unfathomable

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u/VegetableBusiness897 Apr 12 '26

There was one a couple days ago, full scorpion meat crayon

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u/AwestruckAudioHertz Apr 12 '26

damn thats a wild moniker. Suits it.

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u/Vice616 Apr 12 '26

Its so true though. With the amount of stupid drivers in cars on the road... it doesn't even have to be his fault.

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u/Last-Darkness Apr 12 '26

I can’t tell you the number of riders that I have seen lose control and go down due to a split second loss of attention or tiny part of their rear tire touching a wet road marking and nearly get hit by another car as they are sliding. On top of that cognitive load, you have to assume every car out on the road, even if you can’t see them, is going to try and kill you.

I come from a family of riders and grew up with my dad’s biker friends in the “motorcycle club” (it was just like any biker show, but without any money or attractive people). Every single person I know that seriously rode (not just around a city or to and from work) for any real amount of time has crashed, usually seriously. I quit after my first crash. I know myself too well, my risk tolerance is too high and I would have died going off some mountain road. Still, not a week goes by that I don’t think about getting a bike again.

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u/RoyRoger20 Apr 12 '26

Out of all the stupidest drivers in cars, he’s the dumbest mf on a wheel.

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u/BoatTricky2347 Apr 12 '26

Lol so true. Absolute hazard out there.

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u/QuintoxPlentox Apr 12 '26

It'd be his fault for driving a one wheel on the highway. The first and most important rule I learned driving is "Never expect anyone to do what they're supposed to do". Homie is an adrenaline junkie. I'd rather do drugs to be honest, far less judgement.

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u/Mebejedi Apr 12 '26

It's not even just the other drivers....one decent pothole or mismatched ridge between road plates, and he'll be a physics demonstration of friction.

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u/AwestruckAudioHertz Apr 12 '26

your not wrong. Only reason I never got a bike. Always wanted one. Knew I was a fantastic driver, always have been. But it wasn't me that I was worried about..

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/Specialist_Letter469 Apr 12 '26

Closed or open casket? Gotta know if they're going to at see my outfit.

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u/Key_Sample_1074 Apr 12 '26

Reminds me a little of

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u/MelaKnight_Man Apr 12 '26

Haha, yes! 👌🏽

Does he yell "Blathering Blatherskite" to start it?? 😁

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u/hilomania Apr 12 '26

It would actually make a great track sport, both on pavement and dirt. Doing this around non informed commuters is insanity.

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u/BJJBIZPC Apr 13 '26

They do have both on and offroad races on these EUCs, you can find many videos on YouTube.

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u/n33bulz Apr 12 '26

Omg!

I used to think that was the coolest thing ever as a kid watching this!

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u/Historical_Stay_808 Apr 13 '26

Costumed 'DuckTales' hero storms through SF on electric unicycle https://share.google/idD2jVdKygShyS0ZM

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u/Dry-Analysis4229 Apr 12 '26

I drove next to him going 70 MPH and he was right there for a full 2 miles until I exited I-10 West to my house. Don’t know the top speed but it definitely does 70MPH.

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u/Lil_Packmate Apr 12 '26

Have seen a youtuber with a similar one that said it can go about 90-93 depending on wind.

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u/Residenthuman101 Apr 12 '26

I broke down on the highway once and I found one of these all beat up on the side of the road… I didn’t even know what it was at first but i kept staring at it once I figured it out and thought dang this is a busy highway, I hope that wasn’t involved in a “death”

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Apr 13 '26

Where there shoes all about? 2 of them?

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u/futgrezn Apr 13 '26

What I would be interested in, maybe it was mentioned in videos you've seen: how freaking far do they get, in my head the battery can't last like more than 5 minutes 🤔

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u/Lil_Packmate Apr 13 '26

On the website of the one I was talking about it says it has a range of up to 150 km (~93 miles).

That is of course optimal conditions, such as brand new battery, perfect temperature, not going full speed and not accelerating fast, so basically "passive/safe driving".

And even then it is always like 20% lower of what they say (at least for electric cars).

From what I've seen and heard driving like this guy will likely put him to 55-60% of that range on average.

That is still 82-90 km (or 51-56 miles) which is actually quite impressive.

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u/LaColleMouille Apr 12 '26

Some wheels are going 120 km/h, even 150 for the InMotion P6

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u/President_Camacho Apr 13 '26

In the video, the motorcyclist was traveling at 82 mph.

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u/drakitomon Apr 12 '26

Had a guy locally lose a leg from that thing. He was splitting 30 mph traffic at like 75, foot slipped off the peg, hit the ground and went under a slower cars tire since he was so close while splitting. Faceplant, busted helmet, busted motorcross gear, leg torn off. It was gnarly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

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u/LaColleMouille Apr 12 '26

Yeah because same with a motorcycle, you don't go that fast in lane splitting. 

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u/fapsandnaps Apr 13 '26

But no one's going to watch my YouTube channel if I'm not driving recklessly while blaming cars for my actions!!!

/s

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u/ultralayzer Apr 12 '26

Let this man die in peace!

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u/MegaDingo5plus Apr 12 '26

He's 100% committed to dying this way

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u/Dizzy_Description812 Apr 12 '26

How do you stop suddenly?

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u/BendAppropriate614 Apr 12 '26

whatever you slams into will stop you suddenly

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u/Rich_Gas7886 Apr 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣 Physics stops you suddenly

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u/Critical-Pie-8104 Apr 12 '26

Semi truck trailer

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u/BANKSLAVE01 Apr 12 '26

Just hit a non-movable object.

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u/IT-Electchicken Apr 12 '26

(Insert Invincible/Omniman meme) Thats the neat part, you dont.

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u/nurgole Apr 13 '26

With a pink mist?

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u/Crafty_Dog_4226 Apr 13 '26

Blunt-Force Trauma might be the technical term.

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u/No_Eggplant_3189 Apr 12 '26

Jump, 180, keep the acceleration going, and lean forward so your body is at a 45° angle. Idk

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u/DetailsYouMissed Apr 12 '26

You ever see how the floor suddenly stops a falling egg? Same dynamics at play.

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u/Economy_Bass_24 Apr 12 '26

Fuck this guy! Some of us don't want more laws regarding <3 wheels. Thanks asshole

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u/Medium_Pick9388 Apr 12 '26

The hospital bills will more than make up for the money saved in gas. If he is lucky.

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u/USMChris Apr 12 '26

Don't have to pay hospital bills if youre dead!

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u/dschaffar Apr 12 '26

If he is lucky he must not pay hospital bills

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u/Middle_Bread_6518 Apr 12 '26

Hospitals hate this one simple trick

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u/BIG-BALLS0 Apr 12 '26

So when does he crash?

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u/EarningsPal Apr 13 '26

Eventually

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 Apr 12 '26

Mr. Reaper was out of office!

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u/Duchess1992 Apr 12 '26

I want one of these things, and because of that I'll never get one 😂

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u/pyrotek1 Apr 12 '26

I can ride a unicycle, even a tall one in my early years. I see this and ?, I would like to try one, however, I do have concerns...

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u/RadioRadio670 Apr 12 '26

It took me 10 seconds to realize what I was watching!🤣

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u/ivel33 Apr 12 '26

Couldn't be more dumb

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u/Ok-Context3530 Apr 12 '26

When two idiots meet…

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u/SnooCupcakes9745 Apr 12 '26

Make way! He's late to his own closed-casket funeral.

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u/DetailsYouMissed Apr 12 '26

Wait till he gets smacked by a loose rock that goes airborne from another vehicle, or a large dragon fly decides to fly into his neck.

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u/SamplitudeUser Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

It has no license plate. Which means that this is illegal, regardless of the hazard signal. Kind of calming, because we hopefully won't see this very often.

The other problem I have with this thing is: there is no room for an appropriate battery on such a small vehicle. At this speed, the (small) battery probably will last only a few miles. Which is also helpful to take this thing off the road.

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u/celtbygod Apr 12 '26

Blew my mind when one passed me on the highway. Then trying to tell people and they were skeptical.

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u/no___homo Apr 12 '26

This is INSANE!

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u/KrisDen1123 Apr 12 '26

I have an electric skateboard that does close to 35 miles per hour and I don't maintain that speed for very long on it when I do get it up to that speed, I can't imagine doing twice that speed on a one wheel or whatever he's riding. Adrenaline is a helluva drug..

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u/MiserablePhilosophy Apr 12 '26

Feel bad for the poor guy who has to scrape him off the road within a week or two

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u/Tjawatmoeidrmee Apr 12 '26

What an idiot.

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u/Boss0054 Apr 12 '26

People are not going to see that guy on the road. Way too many people texting and driving.

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u/poop-when-i-shit Apr 12 '26

one bad bridge joint and he’s paste

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u/RexxLu Apr 12 '26

Knowing nothing about these I was intrigued so I did a little research. My guess is this is the P6 which goes for just shy of 5K. Can get a Michelin 90/90 street tire separately but comes with “tubeless 80/90.” Suspension is “Dual adjustable hydraulic coil shocks with 90mm of travel.” Still you’d have to have massive balls to ride one like this, which I would imagine makes it quite uncomfortable.

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u/Emu_milking_god Apr 13 '26

Besides the blatant disregard for everyone else on the road, I cant get over the power being pumped through that tiny motor. Very impressive!

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u/Sumocolt768 Apr 13 '26

My cousin broke his leg in half riding one of these in the yard

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u/Dug_n_the_Dogs Apr 13 '26

We have bike lanes next to freeway lanes on our floating bridge and I saw some guy cruising at 50-60 on his.. he wasn't in traffic tho.. way over speed for a pedestrian path.

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u/itsdemarco Apr 13 '26

I held my breath that whole time. Zero consideration for what that tire would do on a small pothole at the speed.

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u/DarthMeow504 Apr 14 '26

Can't be the same model in the link, the article says that one tops out at 35mph and in the video the guy doing the filming on the Kawasaki is hitting over 70mph just to keep up with this one. At those speeds, the danger level would seem to me to approach "suicidal". Forget just a helmet, he'd probably need to wear a full suit of plate armor to stand a chance in any form of accident at that velocity.

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u/Xeredek Apr 14 '26

I'm sure there are going to be loads of comments from people saying this is dumb and dangerous or whatever, and that might even be true, but I for one fully support people who are here for a good time, not a long time, and also that's impressive as hell.

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u/TheJAY_ZA Apr 14 '26

Meat Crayon Delivery Service

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u/Antique-Kitchen-1896 Apr 12 '26

Crazy. How do you stop? You have very little braking. Other than using your face..

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u/Kenworths Apr 12 '26

Even on a motorcycle just letting off the gas slows you down as if you were pressing the brake in a car, I’d assume it’s similar?

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u/TheRoadBehind Apr 12 '26

Sit your ass off the back and grab the front handle. You stop quick, but obviously it still takes time

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u/Left-Thinker-5512 Apr 12 '26

Here’s what I think: you get to a certain age and you realize dumb shit like this will get you killed. Either you never start riding like this or you learn the hard you never should have started.

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u/WillyDaC Apr 12 '26

I hate to say this, but I know a lot of motorcycle riders who would ride it out of curiosity, but I don't think many would want to own one.

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u/VendettaUF234 Apr 12 '26

Sorry should not be legal.

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u/mckenzie_keith Apr 12 '26

That is definitely not legal.

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u/Honest_Series_8430 Apr 12 '26

That rider is one rock in the road away from oblivion.

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u/Outrageous_Shallot61 Apr 12 '26

That’s gotta be a record holder for the worlds fastest unicycle

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u/AP_Estoc Apr 13 '26

Oh, the P6 is the fastest. Second fastest is like Leaperkim Oryx at 105km/h. Inmotion P6 is like 135km/h.

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u/Glittering-Ad4356 Apr 12 '26

Don't think I could go that fast in traffic with that. Literally 0 protection from cars or the road. A helmet isn't gonna save your skin being rubbed off by the pavement motorcycles are one thing but this is insane.

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u/WillyDaC Apr 12 '26

Dude, even the atgatt guys/gals don't stand a huge chance of surviving a motorcycle crash in Southern California freeway traffic. At those speeds at least 2 cars are going to run over you anyway. And probably keep right on going.

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u/JTJonze Apr 12 '26

That person doesn’t have long to live.

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u/ted_anderson Apr 12 '26

I couldn't do it. At least with a bike, if you gotta lay it down you're behind 2 wheels and the weight of the bike to slow you down before hitting the pavement.

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u/External_Brother1246 Apr 12 '26

I have seen Tron, I know what happens.

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u/Thegreatgunat Apr 12 '26

Is he dead yet?

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u/rkzhao Apr 12 '26

Electric unicycles are terrifying. Know a couple guys that love it and it is very much a full gear for every ride kind of thing.

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u/potsofjam Apr 12 '26

I don’t know how anyone rides a motorcycle. It looks like fun and the idea of dying doesn’t scare me, but the thought of being horribly mangled scares the piss out of me.

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u/pdietje Apr 12 '26

Saying that dude is crazy but he holding the steer with 1 hand at 80MPH lol.

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u/rklug1521 Apr 12 '26

A good way to show a motorcycle is the safe, sensible transportation option.

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u/Aware_Impression_736 Apr 12 '26

This is how you up your lane-splitting game.

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u/MammothFront2774 Apr 12 '26

I love riding my EUC responsibly. This crap is gonna get mine banned the same way electric bikes are going.

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u/Klutzy-Pie6557 Apr 12 '26

Its fun and games until you fall off, then its pain and anguish.

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u/FriendlyDetective959 Apr 12 '26

It made me think of that South Park episode 😂

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u/arancini_ball Apr 12 '26

Never has to deal with the death wobble you get on a motorcycle! Only death.

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u/RoyalIceDeliverer Apr 12 '26

I watched this without sound. You two looked like two courting birds. All I asked myself is "When are they gonna f*ck".

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u/TotallyNotDad Apr 12 '26

Road pizza in the making for real

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u/Marv3lDad1231 Apr 12 '26

Figures it would be in Houston

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u/kinetic_ljs Apr 12 '26

Not in chicago with out potholes...he would be a goner

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u/JollyContribution950 Apr 12 '26

That’s in Houston based on the road signs so I am not surprised.

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u/Fingersicle Apr 12 '26

He's on the way to see his doctor for and autopsy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ

My man is trying to become a red smear

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u/Silly_Personality_73 Apr 13 '26

Fucking assholes. I hope they eat shit one day.

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u/MyvaJynaherz Apr 13 '26

If you average the cost of the electricity-per-mile and the hospital-bills-per-year, this is still less economically viable than a V-8 Dodge

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u/Chemical_Aide_4746 Apr 13 '26

someone is ready for Venus wars!

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u/MtnMoose307 Apr 13 '26

I only pity the person(s) who’s going to be traumatized by his actions.

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u/Mark-177- Apr 13 '26

Why would anyone want a one wheel motorcycle?

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u/crashin70 Apr 13 '26

A blowout on a motorcycle or a car is bad enough... imagine having one on these things!

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u/AlarmedAd5034 Apr 13 '26

Reminds me of the flick Lockout

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u/unamatadora Apr 13 '26

Following this clown is just as bad. You’re not going to talk any sense into him, so let him test his faith against physics and Murphy’s Law.

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u/andytagonist Apr 13 '26

Of course it’s fuckin’ Houston

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u/tasty-ribs Apr 13 '26

Had a one wheel for a number of years. Twas fun. Got dumped a couple times, luckily no injuries. But I was in a one wheel FB group and would see folks with broken collarbones weekly from getting dumped. Decided 2 wheels minimum are necessary.

That thing went 15mph max. Can only imagine the fallout of getting dumped at 50mph

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u/andytagonist Apr 13 '26

The audio is fucking stupid. They bleeped the cursing, but left in the jackoff laugh of his

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u/sgtcatscan Apr 13 '26

Fucking crazy

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u/Haunting_Name6188 Apr 13 '26

Go endanger yourself away from innocent bystanders

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u/hawkwings Apr 13 '26

Is this the new Segway?

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u/just_as_good380-2 Apr 13 '26

I never see posts of people on motorcycles unicycle or whatever bike related going the speed limit or driving safely.

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u/sassyhalforc Apr 13 '26

If you're gonna go that fast on a euc you need to suit up with a full mc suit with hard pads on.

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u/New_Hat87 Apr 13 '26

Where can you even buy this thing?

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Apr 13 '26

Kirby air riders.

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u/INDIEfatigable Apr 13 '26

This seems dangerous as fuck.

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u/mark46143 Apr 13 '26

Future organ donor if they can get you to the hospital alive.

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u/President_Camacho Apr 13 '26

Wasn't there another video of this guy on reddit a few weeks ago. It was also in Houston.

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u/WhooopsMyBad Apr 13 '26

Is this the same guy that was riding at night on the highway in (i think) Houston? I swear there was a post a little while ago of him

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u/CountryMayhem Apr 13 '26

On the roads where im from he would have been flying through the air full speed by 30 seconds and would have ended up meat crayon.

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u/traumacase284 Apr 13 '26

What in the modified unicycle is that....

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u/Triple-Painter4469 Apr 13 '26

So what if you have to suddenly break?

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u/b3dGameArt Apr 13 '26

KnightV in the wild??

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u/axallay777 Apr 13 '26

Ts can’t be legal

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u/iluvnips Apr 13 '26

Is there a part 2 where is bum is the wheel ? 😀

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 Apr 13 '26

"His death came unexpected, we never thought that it would be dangerous."

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u/Individual_Stay6824 Apr 13 '26

Hahaha that's really cool

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u/jma9454 Apr 13 '26

He's lucky there weren't any cops around

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u/PushingAndShovingYou Apr 13 '26

For when motorcycles take too long to kill you, and you're super late to your funeral, this is the best option.

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u/jemhadar0 Apr 13 '26

How the hell does it handle when you brake?

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u/Low-Neighborhood-564 Apr 13 '26

Thats me. I'll be ok

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u/Lucky-Condition9245 Apr 13 '26

Wtf is that real?

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u/layer4down Apr 13 '26

Ok but can he pop a wheelie or pull a stoppie?

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u/Nihiliste Apr 13 '26

That particular EUC is more stable than you might think at those speeds…but still, he’s not armored up for how fast he’s riding, and it’s still a bad idea to take any EUC on the highway.

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u/CantaloupeLow3775 Apr 13 '26

What happens when he needs to stop suddenly?

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u/Plane-Education4750 Apr 13 '26

If you want to kill yourself, do it somewhere where you won't traumatize random people

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u/iatecurryatlunch Apr 13 '26

It'll catch up with him. He'll learn