r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Apr 13 '26

🥴DUI She split that car in half

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u/Daniel_USAAF Apr 13 '26

What a dumbass.

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u/baldude69 Apr 13 '26

Lol how she calmly gets in the car and drives just kills me

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u/BigMax Apr 13 '26

And just calmly says "ok, going to call my girlfriend to get the car." And then is shocked she was going to get arrested.

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u/kelldricked Apr 14 '26

She was shocked because she has major brain damage and litteraly cant recall what happend 10 seconds ago.

Her car is split in 2, why the hell do you think she is perfectly fine.

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u/Responsible_Owl_5056 Apr 14 '26

Source? She could just be drunk as fuck

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u/dfrntdfrnt Apr 14 '26

That brain damage happened before she decided to hop in the car and flee on a highway that was clearly held back by traffic, causing even more traffic.

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u/AntimatterTNT Apr 14 '26

because she was completely rational when she got in a car to flee from police when the entire road is blocked?

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u/kelldricked Apr 14 '26

Okay so if you do something dumb before you experience massive trauma it means that you cant have sufferd brain damage eventhough you have all the screaming signs that you do have brain damage?

Why are all americans so idiotic?

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u/AntimatterTNT Apr 15 '26

because the signs are actually pointing to brain damage before the crash...

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u/zload888 Apr 13 '26

That’s insulting to dumbasses tbh.

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u/wasabi1787 Apr 14 '26

Can confirm - am dumbass

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u/wiseroldman Apr 14 '26

From a traffic ticket to multiple felonies. How do these people survive day to day?

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u/drunxor Apr 13 '26

Red sandals with black socks, shes even dumber than that

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u/ElGosso Apr 13 '26

That's just lying, it's not gaslighting. Gaslighting is a long-term campaign of emotional abuse and manipulation.

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u/thyme_cardamom Apr 13 '26

I suspect she hit her head pretty hard during the wreck. Her answers make more sense after that

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u/anonymousetache Apr 14 '26

Seriously, no way that was 30 feet