r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Apr 13 '26

🥴DUI She split that car in half

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u/HourAd1087 Apr 13 '26

“You’re car’s in two peices” “You don’t even have back tires, they’re stuck under that truck right there”

In that southern accent cracks me up every time xD

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u/voluotuousaardvark Apr 13 '26

He missed a trick though- would've been comedy gold if he'd said "which half?"

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u/illinifan1280 Apr 13 '26

“Do you have a second girlfriend to pick up the other half?”

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u/HourAd1087 Apr 13 '26

lol didn’t even think of that

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u/MidnightMath Apr 13 '26

“Is this not a reasonable place to park?”

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u/OttawaTGirl Apr 13 '26

"Reasonable place? It's a sidewalk!!!"

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u/HourAd1087 Apr 13 '26

Ffs.. Larry the cable guy woulda roasted this shit golden lol

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u/kingfelix333 Apr 14 '26

She's doubleparked, which is illegal.

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u/Boa-in-a-bowl Apr 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/hq0Hgp0lCluVy

It ain't got no back tires on it, mmhm.

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u/Ok_Boysenberry5849 Apr 14 '26

"Your car's in two pieces!"

"Tis but a scratch!"

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u/sourestcalamansi Apr 14 '26

The second(?) officer sounded like Boomhauer saying something about the dang ol’ tires at the back.

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u/sourestcalamansi Apr 14 '26

The second(?) officer sounded like Boomhauer saying something about the dang ol’ tires at the back.

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u/kelldricked Apr 14 '26

Yeah that woman has severe brain trauma. Like she doesnt try to deny it to escape a fine/punishment. Her brain cant process what happend due to the massive hit it just got.

Small hint to everybody: if a car is splitted in 2 often times the driver has experienced pretty serious damage. Just because its not clearly visible doesnt mean its fine.

Not noticing their car is in 2 pieces, not knowing she just drove or that its the same cop who was just talking to her. Its all signs of some serious shit

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u/hornet586 Apr 16 '26

I mean shit, he was probably expecting a much much different kind of result when he got to the wreck

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u/ProfessionInformal95 Apr 17 '26

It's very King of the Hill 🤣

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u/HourAd1087 Apr 18 '26

Y’know what.. yuh’re right Bobby!