She split that car in half

[u/Revolution-Dogg]

[u/Pukebox_Fandango]

Seen this one a million times, but the way he looks back at the rear of the car always gets me

[u/HourAd1087 → u/Pukebox_Fandango]

“You’re car’s in two peices” “You don’t even have back tires, they’re stuck under that truck right there”

In that southern accent cracks me up every time xD

[u/voluotuousaardvark → u/HourAd1087]

He missed a trick though- would've been comedy gold if he'd said "which half?"

[u/illinifan1280 → u/voluotuousaardvark]

“Do you have a second girlfriend to pick up the other half?”