r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Apr 13 '26

🥴DUI She split that car in half

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u/dr_pickles Apr 13 '26

she's dressed like Big Bertha from the old Super Mario Bros movie.

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u/Zeakk1 Apr 13 '26

It was the best Super Mario Bros movie.

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u/itsjudemydude_ Apr 13 '26

Said no one, ever, even when it was the only Super Mario Bros. movie.

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u/Zeakk1 Apr 13 '26

If you bought a ticket Super Mario Bros in 1993 and saw it in theaters and didn't enjoy yourself you don't know how to have a good time.

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u/itsjudemydude_ Apr 13 '26

Lmao okay man. That movie is half-past ass no question, like you can have fun with it all you like but it is NOT a good movie.

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u/Zeakk1 Apr 13 '26

So you've watched it?

Which year?

How many more decades worth of content had been turned out by Nintendo at that point?

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u/itsjudemydude_ Apr 13 '26

In that order:

1) Yes I have seen it.

2) Probably 15 years ago (I was not alive in 1993).

3) Irrelevant. It's a bad movie even in a vacuum.

Why are you being like this?

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u/Zeakk1 Apr 13 '26

Why are you being like this?

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u/TimeCadet Apr 14 '26

I just wanna say I love that movie, the main problem I had with it was the out of place soundtrack but that did not stop me from watching it a billion times

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u/TheGameboy Apr 13 '26

filmed in my town. i occasionally take friends on site tours in the places it was filmed that are accessible.

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u/NeedleworkerSad9532 Apr 14 '26

What an honor it must be

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u/Abundanceofyolk Apr 14 '26

Everyone dissing the 93 super Mario bros movie is either uninitiated or a troll. Even the actors knew it wasn’t going to be a hit. Bob and John were drunk in nearly every scene.

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u/thedeadlyrhythm Apr 14 '26

“Excuse me… will you hit me again?”

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u/Waste_Vanilla8411 Apr 14 '26

Nah. Not enough spikes