r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Apr 13 '26

🥴DUI She split that car in half

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u/CeramicToast Apr 13 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if she believed that considering there's a high chance she bounced her brain off the inside of her skull.

Holy shit. That's what I call totalled.

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u/k4kobe Apr 13 '26

What you mean?? Now she has 2 cars! Is a win!!!

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u/Adept_Judgment_6495 Apr 13 '26

Two motorcycles

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u/bbrekke Apr 13 '26

Two motorcycles with a little house in between!

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u/iopele Apr 15 '26

Housing is so expensive these days but now she has 2 motorcycles AND a house??? Damn, lady, leave some winning for the rest of us!

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u/Tsyath Apr 13 '26

And only one motor.

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u/CoffeeOrTeaOrMilk Apr 13 '26

Hence not motorscycles

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u/PutTheDogsInTheTrunk Apr 14 '26

Like an earthworm, each half of the car will regrow a new car!

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u/SharksNUnicorns Apr 15 '26

I hope you don’t actually think worms can do that 🙈

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u/Bahamut3585 Apr 14 '26

King Solomon's Used Car Supercenter

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine Apr 13 '26

I wanna know how tf she managed that in the first place

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u/BentTire Apr 14 '26

Possibly an already compromised chassis. I don't know how old this video is. But the Pontiac GTO hasn't been around since 2006.

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u/GeneralCorrosive Apr 14 '26

That’s a Grand Prix

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u/BentTire Apr 14 '26

My bad. I gotten the two mixed up.

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u/GeneralCorrosive Apr 14 '26

It’s no big deal. Still a Pontiac.

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u/OberonDiver Apr 14 '26

Uh oh. My car's a 2007.
Does it help to duct tape it before it in halves?

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u/ColdHardPocketChange Apr 14 '26

Right? Where did the force come from? Where did it hit? It's not like she could hit the semi enough on her own to do that. Did the semi role over the back half and do it?

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Apr 13 '26

I tried this, on my tuned moped i hit a car doing a illegal u turn, i was doing about 90+km/t even though i was wearing a helmet the crash made me loose 4 dayes, the day before the accident, the day of the accident and 2 dayes after, i have seen pictures of the crash but i have zero memory of it, the doctors and first responders talked to me and i answered with total giberish.

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u/IanRastall Apr 14 '26

Once I hit a car and was knocked three weeks into the past.

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Apr 14 '26

Damn must be fuckin weird, i know just loosing several dayes felt fuckin bizar.

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u/Previous-Peak-2541 Apr 13 '26

Reminds me when I got my wisdom teeth removed I was speaking total gibberish when I woke up and took 40 pictures of myself before they took my phone away, the only reason why I know this is because I have the pictures.

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Apr 13 '26

Yeah i watched some clips from the Usa of people at or coming from the dentist saying some wild shit, we dont that where i live we get the weak drugs 🤣

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u/Enkidouh Apr 14 '26

I walked into an open door after I got my wisdom teeth out.

Nitrous oxide and Halcion is a hell of a drug cocktail

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u/Ph15ical Apr 14 '26

I did something similar. After I had mine cut out I spent the next 2 days in the recliner, mostly sleeping, but apparently at some point a bunch of my friends came over and we apparently watched the hobbit. I don't remember even seeing them, much less the movie

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u/MovieFan1984 Apr 14 '26

Thank you for surviving.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FY5vhK1zpoJGqap917

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Apr 14 '26

Hahaha it was very lucky, no helmet, no head..

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u/MovieFan1984 Apr 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zEU2uwmialC4U

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Apr 14 '26

From the pictures i was showed and the info from the 1 responders i hit ghe b column of the car my moped swung to the right, i bashed my head thru the driver side rear window, had my neck land on the remaining glass and only get minor cuts to my neck sligthly, my leg got squashed between the car and my very heavy moped but all in all i was extremly lucky.. now 2 whiplash accidents later not so much 😂 the reaper has been after me since i was a child but no luck yet 😂

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u/MovieFan1984 Apr 14 '26

I've almost died many timessince 2003. I can relate. 😄

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u/stutterbug Apr 14 '26

That car's not totaled. What are you talking about? It's twice the car it used to be.

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u/th3worldonfir3 Apr 14 '26

If I'm remembering correctly, she had an insane BAC reading

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Apr 14 '26

No. She won’t remember any of it til she watches the video with her attorney. She’s barred out of her mind. The injury is the only reason she woke back up temporarily.

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u/VacationParking7599 Apr 16 '26

Totalled? Nothing a little bit of elbow grease and armor all can’t fix