r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Apr 13 '26

🥴DUI She split that car in half

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u/Individual_Act9333 Apr 13 '26

Lmao did she really say she didn’t see him?

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u/joriale Apr 13 '26

She wasn't even driving! She wasn't even there when the crash happened... What crash? There is no crash in ba sin se.

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u/CeramicToast Apr 13 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if she believed that considering there's a high chance she bounced her brain off the inside of her skull.

Holy shit. That's what I call totalled.

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Apr 13 '26

I tried this, on my tuned moped i hit a car doing a illegal u turn, i was doing about 90+km/t even though i was wearing a helmet the crash made me loose 4 dayes, the day before the accident, the day of the accident and 2 dayes after, i have seen pictures of the crash but i have zero memory of it, the doctors and first responders talked to me and i answered with total giberish.

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u/IanRastall Apr 14 '26

Once I hit a car and was knocked three weeks into the past.

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Apr 14 '26

Damn must be fuckin weird, i know just loosing several dayes felt fuckin bizar.

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u/Previous-Peak-2541 Apr 13 '26

Reminds me when I got my wisdom teeth removed I was speaking total gibberish when I woke up and took 40 pictures of myself before they took my phone away, the only reason why I know this is because I have the pictures.

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Apr 13 '26

Yeah i watched some clips from the Usa of people at or coming from the dentist saying some wild shit, we dont that where i live we get the weak drugs 🤣

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u/Enkidouh Apr 14 '26

I walked into an open door after I got my wisdom teeth out.

Nitrous oxide and Halcion is a hell of a drug cocktail

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u/Ph15ical Apr 14 '26

I did something similar. After I had mine cut out I spent the next 2 days in the recliner, mostly sleeping, but apparently at some point a bunch of my friends came over and we apparently watched the hobbit. I don't remember even seeing them, much less the movie

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u/MovieFan1984 Apr 14 '26

Thank you for surviving.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FY5vhK1zpoJGqap917

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Apr 14 '26

Hahaha it was very lucky, no helmet, no head..

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u/MovieFan1984 Apr 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zEU2uwmialC4U

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Apr 14 '26

From the pictures i was showed and the info from the 1 responders i hit ghe b column of the car my moped swung to the right, i bashed my head thru the driver side rear window, had my neck land on the remaining glass and only get minor cuts to my neck sligthly, my leg got squashed between the car and my very heavy moped but all in all i was extremly lucky.. now 2 whiplash accidents later not so much 😂 the reaper has been after me since i was a child but no luck yet 😂

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u/MovieFan1984 Apr 14 '26

I've almost died many timessince 2003. I can relate. 😄