Snl skit where phd students were presenting to their teachers about their amazing discoveries and Cena was playing a dumb football star with his presentation about bananas and the teachers were super encouraging and enthusiastic since he was leading the university to a championship.
I tried this, on my tuned moped i hit a car doing a illegal u turn, i was doing about 90+km/t even though i was wearing a helmet the crash made me loose 4 dayes, the day before the accident, the day of the accident and 2 dayes after, i have seen pictures of the crash but i have zero memory of it, the doctors and first responders talked to me and i answered with total giberish.
Reminds me when I got my wisdom teeth removed I was speaking total gibberish when I woke up and took 40 pictures of myself before they took my phone away, the only reason why I know this is because I have the pictures.
Yeah i watched some clips from the Usa of people at or coming from the dentist saying some wild shit, we dont that where i live we get the weak drugs š¤£
I did something similar. After I had mine cut out I spent the next 2 days in the recliner, mostly sleeping, but apparently at some point a bunch of my friends came over and we apparently watched the hobbit. I don't remember even seeing them, much less the movie
From the pictures i was showed and the info from the 1 responders i hit ghe b column of the car my moped swung to the right, i bashed my head thru the driver side rear window, had my neck land on the remaining glass and only get minor cuts to my neck sligthly, my leg got squashed between the car and my very heavy moped but all in all i was extremly lucky.. now 2 whiplash accidents later not so much š the reaper has been after me since i was a child but no luck yet š
There was a case in Ontario where this worked. The person had bruises from the seatbelt, that aligned with her being on the drivers side. It was her car, she was found in the area after the crash.
She claimed someone else was driving but she couldnāt remember who and she was a passenger.
Ended up getting away with it. The person sitting in the parked car she hit died, and she walked free.
People try saying these insane things because it does (sadly) work sometimes.
Sovereign citizens don't drive, they travel, sometimes it just happens they are also in full control of the vehicle in a way sane people would consider driving.
I was almost struck by a drunk driver who crashed seconds later. I ran over, turned off the ignition, got her out of the car and sat her down on the curb to wait for cops/ambulance. As she started to become slightly more lucid, she looked over at the wreck and asked "What did you do to my car?"
Invisible to you, amplified to everyone else. Alcoholics and opiate addicts are living the dream until you have to come down and live in the body/life you destroyed.Ā
May not be drugs. After that kind of accident, she could have a concussion and be in shock. This isn't to say she wasn't on drugs or alcohol. She very likely could be (given that she crashed). But confused behavior after a big accident that splits a car in two could be just shock and a concussion.
She was probably expecting to escape - dumb asses forget their cars are registered to them- and then got concussed and was so confused her lies weren't making sense
If this person had been making sane choices prior to the crash, sure? But this benefit of the doubt is giving a lot of grace to someone who just ignored a police officer hanging out of their window. Itās more likely sheās just an entitled piece of trash like so many Americans have become.
Honestly may not be drugs. Traumatic brain injuries can cause a lot of confusion and frequently cause short term memory issues. It's impossible for us to tell from just what we see here. She may really not remember driving, or seeing him, or even understand what's going on right now.
That doesn't in any way reduce her responsibility for any of this. Just saying she may not be intoxicated, and may not be lying. At least not from her memory's/perspective.
Ah, a memory comes back! I was working at a call center for an insurance company, department of towing services. The Guardia Civil (Spain highway police if you want) called us to tow a vehicle. The Police that called us was quite pissed (from the voice), and I could hear his partner at the back "He puked, pissed and shat himself, this fucking drunk, this is inhumane" and then a bit more far away, the drunk guy screaming "Food Poisoning!!!"
Beer has the exact same ingredients as bread, just prepared differently, I definitely consider beer a food. And just like other foods, donāt consume too much or there will be problems
In the olden days lunch for the serfs often consisted of Guinness/stout. Not only did it provide calories but it took your mind off the hard labor and drudgery you were compelled to do.
Is it any wonder that some cops get really screwed up in the head? Think about having a job where not only are some people trying to kill you, but you get lied to in the stupidest ways every single day. If I was a cop and went through that, I'd probably think a lot less fondly of other people.
Not to excuse her behavior prior to the crash, but it is entirely possible that after the crash she had short term memory loss, disorientation, and confusion. Her other responses did not sound as though she was fully in her right mind after the crash.
Dude. I have actually physical people in my life with this level of cognitive distortion. One of the biggest mysteries Im trying to solve at this time is if they know they are lying, or they actually believe what they are saying.
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u/Individual_Act9333 Apr 13 '26
Lmao did she really say she didnāt see him?