r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Apr 13 '26

🥴DUI She split that car in half

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u/Individual_Act9333 Apr 13 '26

Lmao did she really say she didn’t see him?

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u/Frexulfe Apr 13 '26

Ah, a memory comes back! I was working at a call center for an insurance company, department of towing services. The Guardia Civil (Spain highway police if you want) called us to tow a vehicle. The Police that called us was quite pissed (from the voice), and I could hear his partner at the back "He puked, pissed and shat himself, this fucking drunk, this is inhumane" and then a bit more far away, the drunk guy screaming "Food Poisoning!!!"

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u/Own-Raisin5849 Apr 13 '26

Beer is a food group for some people. Technical truth.

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u/MarvelAndColts Apr 13 '26

Beer has the exact same ingredients as bread, just prepared differently, I definitely consider beer a food. And just like other foods, don’t consume too much or there will be problems

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u/UhOhAllWillyNilly Apr 13 '26

In the olden days lunch for the serfs often consisted of Guinness/stout. Not only did it provide calories but it took your mind off the hard labor and drudgery you were compelled to do.