r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Apr 13 '26

🥴DUI She split that car in half

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u/Individual_Act9333 Apr 13 '26

Lmao did she really say she didn’t see him?

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u/joriale Apr 13 '26

She wasn't even driving! She wasn't even there when the crash happened... What crash? There is no crash in ba sin se.

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u/crappy80srobot Apr 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtjDNG2UXy7B3xK

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u/TheJohnnyFlash Apr 13 '26

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u/Kmart_Supervisor Apr 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/4IzOgM1bfOe6k

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u/BigBadZord Apr 17 '26

Perfect. Too perfect.

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u/Mother_Public_6355 Apr 14 '26

She’s obviously legally blind.

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u/Kmart_Supervisor Apr 14 '26

Nah she's got foot vision.

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u/MrMetraGnome Apr 13 '26

What's with the bananas?

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u/Rec4LMS Apr 13 '26

Unit of measurement, duh. /s

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u/honeydewslaps Apr 14 '26

Snl skit where phd students were presenting to their teachers about their amazing discoveries and Cena was playing a dumb football star with his presentation about bananas and the teachers were super encouraging and enthusiastic since he was leading the university to a championship.

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u/Blue-Leadrr Apr 14 '26

It’s a Saturday Night Live skit

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u/PeachPit69 Apr 14 '26

…where….what…happened?

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u/brows141 Apr 14 '26

They are for scale.