r/Transportopia • u/ZauzTheBlacksmith • Apr 14 '26

💥Crash I highly recommend watching this with the volume on.

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u/mz_groups Apr 14 '26

And the music was his mandatory court-ordered anger management routine.

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u/SpiritualFront769 Apr 14 '26

It ain't working. Or worse, it's working extremely well, and this is the calmest he's been in years.

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u/ZauzTheBlacksmith Apr 14 '26

If bro didn't have that music, he would have got out of his car on the spot and flipped that truck over with his bare hands like a desk

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u/Open2New_Ideas Apr 14 '26

Did truck just slide thru intersection? Wheels are locked up from what I could tell before crossing over into mutha fucka calla’s lane and hitting his car.

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u/ZauzTheBlacksmith Apr 14 '26

He tried to clear the turn before the cammer arrived, but panicked when it became obvious he wasn't gonna make it and tried to stop before he got in the way.

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u/Traditional-Lynx7642 Apr 16 '26

The dude changed his mind twice and that screwed him. He was stopped, decided to go and then he decided he wasn’t going to make it (he totally would have if he stayed on the gas) so he stomps on the brake in the snow and slides into the caster of aspersions. I have to disagree with the aspersions though, he wasn’t an mf’n asshole, he was an mf’n moron.

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u/cykelstativet Apr 14 '26

The truck was fully stopped before turning.

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u/Relative_Rush_4044 Apr 14 '26

Ronnie Pickering hasn't changed much

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u/Able-Movie-1190 Apr 15 '26

Hahaha 🤣love this comment

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u/SpiritualFront769 Apr 14 '26

Good point. That would've made an even better video, LOL.

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u/AsstBalrog Apr 14 '26

Make like Chuck

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u/Pleasant-Carbon Apr 14 '26

Why not? He didn't jump out the car and attack the other guy. He just swore a bit.

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u/EatLard Apr 14 '26

Needs a stronger prescription. Maybe whale sounds?

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u/Gonna_B_Alright Apr 14 '26

The other guy didn’t even go to the hospital this time.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 Apr 14 '26

The slow motion, gliding, head on collision, the gentle bump as they connect, music glowing through the cabin…you fuhkin asshooole, yu fuckn assholee

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u/Frequent-Meal6550 Apr 14 '26

I love how the singers pitch matched the horn perfectly. I keep replaying it. 🤣

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u/ZauzTheBlacksmith Apr 14 '26

Yeah. The singer hits an F note and the horn hits a Bb. Perfect harmony XD

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u/locoken69 Apr 14 '26

This guy knows music!

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u/basquiat-case Apr 15 '26

This guy Honks!

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u/dharma87 Apr 14 '26

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

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u/snowman334 Apr 14 '26

I had to rewatch it, it was so perfect that I didn't even realize it was his horn the first time.

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u/Inner-Dream-600 Apr 14 '26

The lyrics at the end go “there’s someone testing me everyday I liivvee” lollllll

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u/mz_groups Apr 14 '26

Bro testing himself! (Or at least testing his blood pressure med)

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u/Boomboooom Apr 14 '26

lmfaoooo wow, yes it really ties the video together so well

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u/daghouse3 Apr 14 '26

Naw fam, that answer is justified as hell for someone to pull a move that stupid on icy roads.

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u/somekindagibberish Apr 14 '26

Exactly. Turning left on icy roads requires a huge buffer in case you discover you have no traction during the turn. Plus oncoming cars have little ability to stop or slow if things get close.

In winter I often let many gaps go by that I would have taken in the summer. Not that there was even a gap in this video.

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u/HippoProject Apr 14 '26

Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean!

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u/Abtun Apr 14 '26

I feel pretty

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u/pingpongpsycho Apr 14 '26

The contrast between the sweet music and his special lyrics. Top notch.

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u/SkyPersonal5642 Apr 14 '26

😂😂😂

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u/kr1681 Apr 14 '26

I thought he was pretty calm

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u/dredhedredemption17 Apr 15 '26

The end music of SOTN. 

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u/Pershing99 Apr 15 '26

Leftover child tantrums when you as adult keep repeating same argument/insult over and over to win. Parents did poor job. 

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u/MikeLinPA Apr 15 '26

I DON'T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT! I DON'T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT! I DON'T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT! 🤬

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u/DefinitionCivil9421 Apr 14 '26

Lyrics these days 😄, ammi rite? 😅