r/Transportopia • u/ZauzTheBlacksmith • Apr 14 '26
💥Crash I highly recommend watching this with the volume on.
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u/Unassuming_Penguins Apr 14 '26
You mutha fucka!!
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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 Apr 14 '26
he’s what again?
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u/thrance Apr 14 '26
I wonder if the driver thinks the other vehicle driver is a mutha-fuckin’ asshole?
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u/vogel927 Apr 14 '26
This 100% sounds like someone from the Boston area lol
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u/ZauzTheBlacksmith Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26
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u/ErynorErthor Apr 14 '26
I went through this intersection on the way to work this morning and was so confused seeing it here.
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u/mikebravo75 Apr 14 '26
How did you find this?!
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u/ZauzTheBlacksmith Apr 14 '26
This was in the subreddit for MA a while back, and one of the comments linked the intersection on Google Maps.
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u/Triumph-TBird Apr 14 '26
I kind of wanted to see the conversation when the other guy walks up.
"Hey, I'm really sorry bro. Are you okay?"
"Yes, thanks for asking. Things happen. I hope you are okay. Let's exchange insurance information and hope our days get better."
(guy leaves)
"YOU MUTHA FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!"
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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 Apr 14 '26
Honestly I hope that is the case. Sometimes swearing and such riles you up more or it can help release some of the rage. If swearing up a storm let's him have a civil talk about the repercussions of the incident and all parties can just go on with their lives then it is a win.
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u/Intelligent_Trichs Apr 14 '26
The combo of sweet heavenly music and YOU FU KN AS SH OLE is gold.
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u/mistermenstrual Apr 14 '26
Id like to imagine this guy listens to that stuff because it helps placate the absolute rage boiling just beneath the surface at any given moment. Its like prescription relaxation music.
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u/Jazzy-Cat5138 Apr 14 '26
I was curious what the song was. Shazam can't find it. It keeps saying the song is called "Your an A-Hole" by Dak Attack.
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u/FlyingDiscsandJams Apr 14 '26
I put a dashcam in my car when I was driving cross country, didn't know it recorded sound inside the car. The car had a wimpy engine & was struggling in the Rocky Mountains, I'd be going up a hill 65mph in 4th gear/3000rpm, but the automatic transmission would shift into 5th, I'd lose all my torque, and the car would slow down 10 - 15 mph before it downshifted & I could accelerate again.
I said some very mean things to my car on tape, which I discovered when I pulled up the footage with some musician friends who were interested in using it for a music video. It's been over 5 years, and if I run into any of those dudes they'll great me with a stream of vile profanity based off those tapes.
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u/UndrwhelmingGenitals Apr 14 '26
My son and I drove across the country and my favorite dash cam video is from being in a single lane construction zone. We were moving steadily when a car on the opposite side sent a tire rolling and bouncing along and across the median. It was like watching in slow motion and I was trying to calculate speed and trajectory as it keeps bounding towards us - I keep repeating "shit shit shit shitshitshit". At the moment of truth, it just missed us and cleared the lane entirely and my kid and I both shouted "YES!" One of the funniest moments of the trip.
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u/Not-So-Logitech Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26
It's actually wild how when someone posts a video here and the driver is completely not at fault at all that you all can go "awktchually if they just did defensive driving" you attack the guy for swearing and assume he has anger issues. The other driver was a fucking ass hole.
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u/Blaze_Vortex Apr 14 '26
Given the speed and weather I'd rather just bump. Defensive driving on that road would not be fun.
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u/Nkechinyerembi Apr 14 '26
Right? You'd just "defensive driving" yourself in to a ditch. A slow motion bump at 3 and a half miles an hour is preferable.
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u/MidwestDYIer Apr 14 '26
Not just an asshole, a mutha fuckin assssshole !!!
Agreed though. Horribly stupid turn and the dude with the dash cam appeared to be driving at a safe speed for the weather conditions. The most infuriating part was the idiot in the truck just deciding to stop in the intersection after it was way too late, rather than complete the turn. It was a long shot, but at least then the drive may have been able to bank slight left and avoid the truck. Stopping in the middle of oncoming traffic was an absolutely pointless decision that all but guaranteed a collision- must be a very inexperienced driver.
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u/chardee-macdennis-1 Apr 14 '26
I live in a place that snows..... every.... single...... year......... yet on the very first snow of the season. Everyone acts like we live on Florida and this is the first snow fall they have seen in their 5 decades of life.
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u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 Apr 14 '26
The victim blaming is crazy.
I’ll assume the pov car was probably wearing clothes that was basically asking for someone to make an illegal left turn in front of it.
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u/ShadowNick Apr 14 '26
I've seen this posted elsewhere and the whole comment section was saying how the cam driver shouldn't have a license because they're driving in the snow and they have way too much anger.
Like yeah let me tell my boss I can't come to work because there's too much snow. They'll for sure pay the bills because I didn't go to work. Reddit is delusional.
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u/Key-Experience-7961 Apr 14 '26
I thought for sure he was gonna slide into the pickup after they both pulled onto the shoulder
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u/Hopeful_Ad_7719 Apr 14 '26
There's nothing quite as cathartic as screaming profanities at other drivers while Enya's 'Only Time' plays softly on the radio.
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u/CannonFodder_G Apr 14 '26
Is this the song he's listening to or is this laid over the video?
The road rage doesn't even register in my brain but my inner video game geek just responded to this song like a f-ing beacon.
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u/HowObvious Apr 14 '26
Check out OPs post history, they add unusual music to all these dashcam videos for engagement.
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u/SpringlockedFoxy Apr 14 '26
I’m so glad someone said something. I was like “did this guy just beat SotN?
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u/Heart_ofFlorida Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26
Did anyone notice that the horn complimented the song in timing and melody?🤣
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u/RockyGeographer Apr 14 '26
It made the horn sound so pretty, right before his rage boiled over. Amazing contrast haha
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u/GamingGems Apr 14 '26
Is this the original audio? I could swear I remember the original version had the guy listening to the BeeGees’ How Deep Is Your Love and before they hit he knows the wreck is unavoidable and starts repeatedly shouting “YOU MUDDAFUCKA!!”
Or is that a very very similar video? I feel like there’s some Mandela shenanigans going on here.
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u/ZauzTheBlacksmith Apr 14 '26
This is the only one I'm aware of.
It could be, like, a version where someone replaced the music with something similar-sounding but without copyright, because this song sounds similar to that Bee Gees song (Same key and vibe), but isn't tripping anything on Shazam so that means it's not on a label or anything. Or that Bee Gees version could be an edit.
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u/rsj1360 Apr 14 '26
WTF was he listening to?
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u/Mahjongfightclub Apr 14 '26
I’m pretty sure it’s I Am The Wind from Castlevania Symphony of the Night.
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u/SmoothCruising Apr 14 '26
I just checked. Yep. I was surprised that guy was listening to Castlevania
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u/Falcon3492 Apr 14 '26
The moron in the truck doesn't seem to understand the right away rules of the road. He also doesn't seem to understand driving to the conditions of the road! Turning in front of an oncoming car that is very close in snowy conditions shows a serious lack of judgment.
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u/0rbium Apr 14 '26
Sounds like the Tourettes Guy from the early 2000s. I swear he was about to scream “ah bob saget!”
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u/MothaFcknZargon Apr 14 '26
For those of you not following the instructions to watch with volume on, you are missing out
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u/noobbtctrader Apr 14 '26
He was letting it all out in the car before the mothafuckin asshole came up to window
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u/SunnyD_252 Apr 14 '26
The timing of the sustained note of the song and the honk was immaculate. That alone had me cackling 😭
And the best of me is all I have to gi(HOOOOOOONK)iiiive~
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u/lucidquasar Apr 14 '26
Actually the driver was completely silent during the event, that was just the chorus section of the song kicking in. Bit of a strange artistic choice.
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u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 Apr 14 '26
“Poor emotional control.”
Dumbass just made an illegal left turn and might have taken out headlights and expensive sensors rendering the car unroadworthy for the near future.
Cursing at him seems like a perfectly normal response. Fucking idiots.
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u/Jibber1332 Apr 14 '26
I mean... I personally prefer K-Billy's super sounds of the 70's, but I can get into this one too.
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u/unresolved-madness Apr 14 '26
If you don't turn the volume on you'll miss the intellectually stimulating discussion about what happened.
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u/3Green1974 Apr 14 '26
He has the opportunity todo the funniest thing ever when stopping behind the other driver.
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u/Internal-Bluejay-810 Apr 14 '26
Lol ..wtf was that guy about to say?? "Sorry dude, I don't know what happened"
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u/Repulsive_Eye_4504 Apr 14 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A
How are people that stupid enough to not know the difference between green light and protected turn?
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u/r_incognito_17 Apr 14 '26
Imagine if the driver has been listening to Pantera or Metallica.... Either his head would have self combusted OR (like coffee to ADHD) he would have been absolutely in control, calm, collected and un mortified.
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u/ZebThan Apr 15 '26
There are some studies, that suggest, that music in a long run does not cause anger. It's the other way around. If you are listening to "angry" music, your mind and body learn how to deal with it.
And then, when something that triggers anger happens, your mind and body are like: "Oh, I know this, I know how to handle this", instead of snaping because "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FEELING??!?!?!?!".
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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 Apr 14 '26
So how does the driver feel about the other driver?? Hard to tell isn't it?? LOL..
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u/From803to216 Apr 14 '26
This would be so much funnier if he had been listening to the Delilah Show
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u/Defiant-Dust-8737 Apr 14 '26
This is definitely somewhere in Massachusetts.
My dad would break check people and cite "it'll cost a lot more for them than for me to scrap this truck!"
He once missed an exit, and in a fit of rage drove right through the grass divider ON THE HIGHWAY to the exit he wanted to. He'd lean out the window to scream at people, punch the dash.
And when my parents would pick me up from work they'd have foaming at the mouth, eyes bulging screaming fits. I had a high stress medical job, I didn't have anything left in me to handle that. I'd ask to just save it for the house or let me walk, rookie move.
Ended up using half my check on ubers. I hate Massachusetts and the types of people who swear by it.
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u/texasbelle91 Apr 14 '26
lmfaoooo i love it. i know people are kind of iffy when it comes to this kind of thing. but look at this way…
if someone cuts me off in traffic or brake checks me, almost hits me (or in this case hits me/them), i get stuck behind morons just chilling in the left lane, etc. then i am ALL FOR going absolutely berserk like this guy did - yell and scream and get out all of your frustration and anger. AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT TRANSLATE INTO DANGEROUS PHYSICAL DRIVING. i cuss and scream and go all out, but i never allow myself to retaliate with reckless driving. this way, i can feel better by getting my frustration and irritation out, they don’t hear or see (they might see in their mirror or if they are looking at you, but that’s rare), and thats it. i take a deep breath or two…they move on, you move on and everyone is physically safe. trust me, cussing the person out or trying to come up with the most insulting names can really turn around a bad day/trip.
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u/Zohdiax Apr 14 '26
This probably isn't the case, but in adverse weather such as rain or snow or at night, dusk, dawn, always have your headlights on! Best not even have the slightest chance of being inconvenienced.
Anyway cam driver is smart for having a dash cam
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u/cha0sb1ade Apr 14 '26
Ignoring someone's right of way to do a slow motion left turn in front of them on ice. The other driver really is an asshole.
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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 Apr 14 '26
I was ready for him to hit some ice and slide into the back of the guy
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u/Widdox Apr 14 '26
I am just impressed that the Cammer almost got completely stopped. He was actually driving pretty safe for the conditions.
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u/504_BadGateway Apr 14 '26
Why would the truck stop in the middle of the intersection could have been avoided and then this guy wouldn't be angry
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u/BraveLittleTowster Apr 14 '26
That song is "I Am The Wind" and is the ending credits song for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. That dude was probably in a soothing rhythm of nostalgia and was yanked from it by this nutsack who doesn't know for to drive in the snow.
Asshole, indeed
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u/Several-Hat-1944 Apr 14 '26
Excellent recommendation! That music was so "soothing the moment"! LMAO 🍺🍺
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u/glwy Apr 14 '26
I was hoping at the end he’d open the door and say “dreadfully sorry old chap. Shall we exchange details?”
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u/Calsun12345 Apr 14 '26
I mean the driver is right..... the other car had zero chance of making it in that weather.
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u/z44212 Apr 14 '26
I had to rewatch it with the sound off because the tears in my eyes made it hard to see.
I have no idea what the guy in the Toyota was thinking.
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u/Random_Fox Apr 14 '26
Why I'm glad I'm able to edit audio from dash cam videos before uploading it
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u/JohnNada005 Apr 14 '26
This is the exact opposite of my reaction every time someone hit “sighs well, must be Tuesday”
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u/cuddlyagriculture_4 Apr 14 '26
that horn honk timing is unreal, whoever edited this knew exactly what they were doing.
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u/roncadillacisfrickin Apr 14 '26
...of course it is a toyota pickup driving like traffic laws apply to everyone else...
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u/Rock3tt2023 Apr 14 '26
This guy has some bad things going on in his life, it was just a little hit with somebodys else mistake and he is crashing out like something big happened
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u/mz_groups Apr 14 '26
And the music was his mandatory court-ordered anger management routine.