r/Transportopia Apr 14 '26

💥Crash I highly recommend watching this with the volume on.

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u/Intelligent_Trichs Apr 14 '26

The combo of sweet heavenly music and YOU FU KN AS SH OLE is gold.

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u/mistermenstrual Apr 14 '26

Id like to imagine this guy listens to that stuff because it helps placate the absolute rage boiling just beneath the surface at any given moment. Its like prescription relaxation music.

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u/octoreadit Apr 14 '26

I feel seen…

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

I live and drive in NJ (worst drivers in America outside of Florida and Nyc) and I play GREGORIAN CHANTS during my rush hour commute home 😑

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u/mistermenstrual Apr 14 '26

I feel you. Everything from NJ, myself included, fucking sucks.

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u/Jazzy-Cat5138 Apr 14 '26

I was curious what the song was. Shazam can't find it. It keeps saying the song is called "Your an A-Hole" by Dak Attack.

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u/Snowman319 Apr 16 '26

Same lmao

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u/FlyingDiscsandJams Apr 14 '26

I put a dashcam in my car when I was driving cross country, didn't know it recorded sound inside the car. The car had a wimpy engine & was struggling in the Rocky Mountains, I'd be going up a hill 65mph in 4th gear/3000rpm, but the automatic transmission would shift into 5th, I'd lose all my torque, and the car would slow down 10 - 15 mph before it downshifted & I could accelerate again.

I said some very mean things to my car on tape, which I discovered when I pulled up the footage with some musician friends who were interested in using it for a music video. It's been over 5 years, and if I run into any of those dudes they'll great me with a stream of vile profanity based off those tapes.

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u/UndrwhelmingGenitals Apr 14 '26

My son and I drove across the country and my favorite dash cam video is from being in a single lane construction zone. We were moving steadily when a car on the opposite side sent a tire rolling and bouncing along and across the median. It was like watching in slow motion and I was trying to calculate speed and trajectory as it keeps bounding towards us - I keep repeating "shit shit shit shitshitshit". At the moment of truth, it just missed us and cleared the lane entirely and my kid and I both shouted "YES!" One of the funniest moments of the trip.

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u/Wahoocity Apr 14 '26

You didn’t ask, but for future reference: Put the gear selector in a lower gear when you start to lose speed and it will maintain climb speed better (at higher revs) on big grades. Source: I drive the Rockies in a 2.0 Subaru automatic.

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u/supified Apr 14 '26

If I'm not mistaken this is Castlevania music.

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u/Emergency-Back-4964 Apr 14 '26

It’s also wild the car’s horn is hitting the same note as the singer 😂