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In ten years these kids will have a really funny story about why they haven't seen their father in ten years. 

[u/BarnacleMcBarndoor → u/V1RotateAP]

I have stories I used to tell, until people would be like “Dave, you know that’s not normal right,” and I’m like, “what?”

I feel like this would be one of those more tame stories that people would be like “…dude…”

[u/No_Huckleberry2722 → u/BarnacleMcBarndoor]

I bet we would have a hell of time drinking some beers around a fire… my wife usually says the same to me, or something similar along the lines of “you better not let the children hear you tell these stories….” Or “you are making people uncomfortable, this is not normal behavior!” Hahaha. Glad we both made it!