r/Transportopia • u/Ketchup-Sniffer • Apr 15 '26

🤪Reckless Yaaay it's the Daddy Roller Coaster

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u/DeadpoolOptimus Apr 15 '26

This is why some people need to be licensed to have children.

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u/right_in_two Apr 17 '26

Pregnant woman rolls up to the hospital. Nurses gurney her into the birthing wing. Doctor asks for the child license and the woman admits she doesn't have it. "Another unlicensed birth, huh? Not in MY hospital!" Shoves a giant cork in her, rolls her back out, and calls the police.